they are making a time capsule to be opened in 500 years. what do you put in there?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

Well?  We're waiting!

[Alias Detective 1,179]

Current date coinage

[Drizzay 646]

My cack.

 

 

Seriously.  In 500 years, reproduction will all be test tubes.  The feminists and the trannies will find a way to do away with the male species.

[Mookz 1,287]

I'd probably put my homework in there.  That way, when the teacher asks "why don't you have your homework?!"

I could say "Argh!  Sorry about that.  It's in the time capsule!"  

[jerryskids 5,206]

MAGA hat.  If the fascists win the election we'll want some memory of America.

[supermike80 1,287]

Your Mom????   

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Flash drive of pornhub classics

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

To be honest

A mask

BLM gear

An Orange

 

[KayJay1971 238]

Nancy Pelosi if her fat azz will fit. 

[lod001 1,237]

A picture of that punk clutching his chest after taking a bullet, along with the video.

[peenie 1,690]

A picture book of humans, animals, insects, trees, rocks, waters, rainbows, clouds, buildings, homes, jewelry, weddings, wars, births and death. A national geographic type coffee table book.

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

One each of a penny, nickle, dime, quarter, half dollar, silver dollar, $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, & $100 bill, because none of them will exist in 500 years.

[BufordT 371]

A box of Twinkies

[Voltaire 4,562]

G0dd@mn. Bad timing. 2020 is a year best forgotten.

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

4 hours ago, Voltaire said:

G0dd@mn. Bad timing. 2020 is a year best forgotten.

The funny thing about 2020 is that there'll be one happy ending, simultaneously along side another nail in the coffin on November 3rd.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,590]

4 hours ago, Voltaire said:

G0dd@mn. Bad timing. 2020 is a year best forgotten.

put the Chinavirus in, so in 500 years they can blame Trump again

 

[Voltaire 4,562]

Ben Shapiro's book "How to Destroy America in Three East Steps" and that stupid White Fragility book. See which one ages better.

[kutulu 1,551]

you put your weed in there!

[dain11279 928]

14 hours ago, TBayXXXVII said:

One each of a penny, nickle, dime, quarter, half dollar, silver dollar, $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, & $100 bill, because none of them will exist in 500 years.

You can’t afford that

[Mookz 1,287]

I think we should really screw with them and put a 1,000 year time capsule inside.  

Fockin' future people thinking they're so great just because they're the ones currently living.  

[TBayXXXVII 2,117]

49 minutes ago, dain11279 said:

You can’t afford that

I'll take out a student loan.