MTSkiBum 1,602 Posted April 27, 2021 I am worried that my neighbor is a rat. I like to have house parties and invite my friends over, however I see him peeking through the blinds. The focking perv. My mom used to live in the house and I think he liked to sneakily look at her. He is a loser that has no one visit him ever and freaks the fock out when I have even 3 friends visit. He storms out of his house in his old ass cowboys boxers and jersey that has not been washed in weeks threatening my friends with being druggies. Any suggestions? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,351 Posted April 27, 2021 You should invite him over to watch 60 Minutes with you on Sunday. Also make some potato soup and have oyster crackers on hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,420 Posted April 27, 2021 Tell Tim Brownshit Hack to chill his t!ts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,086 Posted April 27, 2021 Honestly? This is one of three things, 1. Autism spectrum, just a weird dude. 2. He is on drugs, self deprecating and trying to fit in. 3. Dude is Serial Killer. Run. Now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, MTSkiBum said: I am worried that my neighbor is a rat. I like to have house parties and invite my friends over, however I see him peeking through the blinds. The focking perv. My mom used to live in the house and I think he liked to sneakily look at her. He is a loser that has no one visit him ever and freaks the fock out when I have even 3 friends visit. He storms out of his house in his old ass cowboys boxers and jersey that has not been washed in weeks threatening my friends with being druggies. Any suggestions? That's funny you stupid bastard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,910 Posted April 27, 2021 well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted April 27, 2021 Funny like I said, but you guys would do the same or more if you bought next to this Human Zoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,710 Posted April 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, Big Guy said: Funny like I said, but you guys would do the same or more if you bought next to this Human Zoo If I was in your shoes I'd be losing my shlt. No doubt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimHauck 1,851 Posted April 27, 2021 11 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: He storms out of his house in his old ass cowboys boxers and jersey that has not been washed in weeks threatening my friends with being druggies. are they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,573 Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Big Guy said: Funny like I said, but you guys would do the same or more if you bought next to this Human Zoo I know you said you didn’t want to sell because you’ve only lived there a year, but the situation isn’t going to get any better any time soon and you’re just going to have this gnaw on you into perpetuity until one of you leaves. I’d sell. It’s not worth the aggravation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted April 27, 2021 Kick his ass if he threatens. Literally beat him up bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,523 Posted April 27, 2021 What would chuck Norris do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,940 Posted April 27, 2021 Fight fire with fire. Go to Home Depot and buy stencils and black spay paint. Paint “Peeping Tom Molester” on his front curb when he isn’t home. And enjoy what happens next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,383 Posted April 27, 2021 Snitches get stitches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted April 27, 2021 14 hours ago, MTSkiBum said: I am worried that my neighbor is a rat. I like to have house parties and invite my friends over, however I see him peeking through the blinds. The focking perv. My mom used to live in the house and I think he liked to sneakily look at her. He is a loser that has no one visit him ever and freaks the fock out when I have even 3 friends visit. He storms out of his house in his old ass cowboys boxers and jersey that has not been washed in weeks threatening my friends with being druggies. Any suggestions? Pump your shotgun once and tell him to get the fock off your property of you will perceive him as a threat and pepper his ass with buck shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,523 Posted April 27, 2021 Tell him that Van Halen was better with David lee Roth 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,940 Posted April 27, 2021 Set up a camera stand with binoculars in a window facing his windows. But face it backwards so he looks further away. And. Next time you come in contact with him, tell him that you didn’t realize how far apart your homes were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,740 Posted April 28, 2021 Kick in his security door and shoot his dog. Then do butt stuff with his wife while he watches tied up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,383 Posted April 28, 2021 13 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: Kick in his security door and shoot his dog. Then do butt stuff with his wife while he watches tied up I believe he wants to punish the guy, not help him live out his fantasy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,740 Posted April 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, IGotWorms said: I believe he wants to punish the guy, not help him live out his fantasy Very telling comment worms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
