If you HAD to go Carnal with an Animal...

[wiffleball 4,797]

Which one? And for these purposes, consider all life forms.

[shorepatrol 1,871]

[fandandy 3,314]

Prolly a goat.  I mean, 1.8 billion mooslims can't be wrong.

[SUXBNME 1,624]

56 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

, consider all life forms.

Is your mom considered a life form?  
Cause she was sure an animal in bed last night 

[IGotWorms 4,063]

31 minutes ago, fandandy said:

Prolly a goat.  I mean, 1.8 billion mooslims can't be wrong.

Goat, sheep, pig, seems like it’s gotta be one of those

[Bier Meister 1,774]

When wiff comes over, the goldfish stop swimming

[BeenHereBefore 1,669]

Pig Woman and if Pig man exist like on Seinfeld you know Pig Woman has to be out there somewhere.

[wiffleball 4,797]

I'm thinking anything with a blowhole has to be in the top tier.

[Djgb13 2,339]

On 6/26/2021 at 12:25 AM, shorepatrol said:

Came here to post this  

[5-Points 3,838]

On 6/25/2021 at 10:18 PM, IGotWorms said:

sheep

The trick to focking sheep is you have to do it on the edge of a cliff so they push back on ya. 

 

[joneo 562]

Honey Badger 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

37 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

The trick to focking sheep is you have to do it on the edge of a cliff so they push back on ya. 

 

Get a pair of wading boots..put a back leg in each boot.with ya and push em into a pond

[5-Points 3,838]

29 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Get a pair of wading boots..put a back leg in each boot.with ya and push em into a pond

That would work too. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

That would work too. 

Im afraid of heights

[5-Points 3,838]

16 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Im afraid of heights

Sheep are too.   

 

[kutulu 1,724]

Turtles can't run away turtle

[5-Points 3,838]

9 minutes ago, kutulu said:

Turtles can't run away turtle

You like turtles?

[kutulu 1,724]

13 minutes ago, 5-Points said:

You like turtles?

No I love turtles

[fandandy 3,314]

Whatever this is.

[Utilit99 4,099]

Anyone brave enough to do this thing?

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[fandandy 3,314]

4 minutes ago, Utilit99 said:

Anyone brave enough to do this thing?

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She is married to the co-founder of Reddit.  I have never understood his thinking unless he's trying to create super-human Jew babies.  

[joneo 562]

7 hours ago, kutulu said:

Turtles can't run away turtle

I always took you as a turtle focker. 

[kutulu 1,724]

1 hour ago, joneo said:

I always took you as a turtle focker. 

Go to hell if you don't dig shell 

[porkbutt 897]

a female bear maybe

[joneo 562]

10 hours ago, kutulu said:

Go to hell if you don't dig shell 

I hope I outlive you. I'm going to locate your burial spot and hang a sign depicting the above phrase. 

[kutulu 1,724]

3 minutes ago, joneo said:

I hope I outlive you. I'm going to locate your burial spot and hang a sign depicting the above phrase. 

Slow and steady wins the race

[TBayXXXVII 2,679]

On 6/26/2021 at 12:15 AM, wiffleball said:

Which one? And for these purposes, consider all life forms.

I'd venture to say Alyssa Milano.

[Mike Honcho 5,543]

@TheNewGir| - I hear she's an animal.................. in the sack!

[kutulu 1,724]

 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

https://allthatsinteresting.com/pennsylvania-men-accused-beastiality

I would call these experts...

[kutulu 1,724]

4 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/pennsylvania-men-accused-beastiality

I would call these experts...

Working on a sex farm

Hosing down your barn door

Bothering your livestock

They know what I need