what questions do you ask when buying a new vehicle?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

some i ask are:

1. how easy is it to change the headlights?  can i do it myself?

2. how easy is it to change / clean the air filters?  do i need special tools or is there easy access to the nasty dirty stuff?  can i just pull up a plastic clip or must i tear apart half the frame?

3. show me the access point for the battery in case i need a charge?

4.  what things are inaccessible in this vehicle compared to others?

I just cleaned an air filter in mine and its easy to pop off the plastic cover.  really nice. 5 minute job.

[MTSkiBum 1,620]

1.  How easily is it to disable the door handles?

2. How good is the soundproofing?

3. Can the shocks handle 1000 pounds without causing the vehicle to sag?

[bostonlager 2,664]

There are few things I hate more than spending time in a dealership. I research all questions I might have online so that when I arrive it is for a quick test drive and to sign papers. 

[jerryskids 6,620]

[phillybear]

Does blood clean off easily?

How many 5'4" long, 125 pound cylinders can fit in the trunk?

[/phillybear]

[frank 2,279]

About the car, is there anything I need to know? Does it stall? Does it smoke? Does it make a lot of noise? Is there gas in it? Anything. 

[Bier Meister 1,675]

55 minutes ago, bostonlager said:

There are few things I hate more than spending time in a dealership. I research all questions I might have online so that when I arrive it is for a quick test drive and to sign papers. 

yep

[vomit 502]

How far does the seat go up?

[Sean Mooney 1,955]

[JustinCharge]

How well would it handle a nuclear bomb in the upcoming nuclear war?

[/JustinCharge]

[jerryskids 6,620]

10 minutes ago, vomit said:

How far does the seat go up?

I actually have the opposite problem, I'm all torso and no legs.  I'm 5'11" but sitting down I look 6'4".  So making sure my haid fits is pretty much the first thing I check.

[phillybear 366]

44 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

[phillybear]

Does blood clean off easily?

How many 5'4" long, 125 pound cylinders can fit in the trunk?

[/phillybear]

Van. Tinted windows. No license plates. 

[vomit 502]

Rusty:. How does the upholstery handle cat piss?

[easilyscan 897]

[Gladiators 1,964]

37 minutes ago, phillybear said:

Van. Tinted windows. No license plates. 

Soundproofing is a must-have

[easilyscan 897]

Do you have the car I want? ...
What are the warranty details? ...
What is the 'out-the-door' price? ...
What are the additional fees? ...
Can I see the buyer's order? ...
What rebates or incentives are available? ...
Can you hold the car while I make a choice?

[Gepetto 1,318]

I know more than the GM, Sales Manager, and Sales people before I ever enter the dealership to test drive and buy a new car/SUV.

[phillybear 366]

23 minutes ago, Gladiators said:

Soundproofing is a must-have

Worthy point. You can certainly make the mistake of not using enough sedatives. 

As the official spokesman of Philadelphia, I can not emphasize enough how much screaming you will hear day or night every minute of every day around town or in my basement. But, if you drive out to the suburbs, where there are abandoned cabins in the woods, with equipment, soundproofing can come in handy. 

 

[shorepatrol 1,870]

2 hours ago, bostonlager said:

There are few things I hate more than spending time in a dealership. I research all questions I might have online so that when I arrive it is for a quick test drive and to sign papers. 

Absolutely 

[Alias Detective 1,390]

Any bodies in the back?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,353]

Will buying this Porche increase my odds of getting a blow job in it over a Jaguar??? I heard Jaguars are the ones for hand jobs. I like blow jobs.

[kutulu 1,664]

Is the bell extra?

[Bier Meister 1,675]

Just now, kutulu said:

Is the bell extra?

yes, and it comes with the whistle

[kutulu 1,664]

57 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

yes, and it comes with the whistle

Wrap it up