After You’re Death

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

 What are the plans??? Burial, cremation? Big funeral or no funeral? 

[bostonlager 2,463]

Cremated, my ashes put into chili, and given to ex wife #2 to eat. I want to tear that asss up one more time. 

[Hawkeye21 1,854]

I don't care too much.  Whatever is easiest for my family.

[weepaws 2,460]

Heaven.  

[wiffleball 4,640]

I want to be a ghost. And haunt the locker room of the Dallas cowboys. Cheerleaders. Wait, I said cheerleaders right? I meant cheerleaders. Not the Dallas cowboys. I mean it's not like I'm a gay ghost.  NTTAWWT. 

 

Cheerleaders.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

ive built a fake mausoleum with tricks and traps!

 

 

[MLCKAA 395]

I’ll never be Death.  Therefore, I have no plans for after I’m Death.

[GobbleDog 816]

Cremation is too selfish. Ya know how many animals I've eaten in my life? When I die, it's time to give back.

Natural cemetery in my beloved Florida.  No embalming - just wrapped in a sheet and buried in the forest.  Worm food, oak tree food, chain of life stuff.

https://www.prairiecreekconservationcemetery.org/

[TimmySmith 2,782]

The question as posed is hurting my brain. 

[lod001 1,237]

The simulation restarts.

[BufordT 371]

Creamation. Ashes spread out between the CT River and the Long Island Sound.

No funeral. No wake. No mass.

A reception with an open bar at the local VFW would make me happy.  If anyone has to pay for their drinks then forget it.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

6 minutes ago, BufordT said:

Creamation. Ashes spread out between the CT River and the Long Island Sound.

No funeral. No wake. No mass.

A reception with an open bar at the local VFW would make me happy.  If anyone has to pay for their drinks then forget it.

mill buy.  

[jerryskids 5,206]

3 hours ago, Hawkeye21 said:

I don't care too much.  Whatever is easiest for my family.

This is kinda my feeling.  You would think with my late-stage cancer I'd have given it some more thought, but not really.  If things take a turn for the worse, I will do so.  We have a trust we set up >20 years ago, I wonder what I said then?  Probably cremation.  My FIL died January 2021; middle of Covid so we couldn't go back.  He was cremated and we went that May for a small memorial service in my BIL's back yard; family and their close friend group, maybe 30 people total.  Then this past month we met again in upper Michigan and spread some of his ashes out on a lake they used to live on.  Just immediate family, about 10 of us.

I imagine my wife would like something like that.  I've got a few groups that might want to come gloat over my death, but I don't think my wife would want to make a big production out of it.  We'll discuss it when the time comes.

1 hour ago, GobbleDog said:

Cremation is too selfish. Ya know how many animals I've eaten in my life? When I die, it's time to give back.

Natural cemetery in my beloved Florida.  No embalming - just wrapped in a sheet and buried in the forest.  Worm food, oak tree food, chain of life stuff.

https://www.prairiecreekconservationcemetery.org/

This is an interesting thought.  Seems kinda Buddhist which I've been reading up on (mindfulness and meditation are powerful things) but according to Google they tend to do cremation. 

[posty 2,296]

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[cyclone24 1,814]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/05/03/world/eco-solutions-capsula-mundi/index.html
 

considering this. 

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

Just throw me out back, buzzards got to eat just the same as the worms.

[edjr 5,564]

after my are death what?

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

What happens after DEATH