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How about the "Men On _____" skits from In Living Color?

Murphy's joke about the siren on the SF cop cars being a gay dude? 

 

A lot of stuff that wouldn't pass today

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10 hours ago, wiffleball said:

What's the difference between 12 ,y.o. scotch and a 12 y.o. girl? 

the girl tastes better on ice

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14 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

When I was in junior high I remember Polish jokebooks and Italian jokebooks.  I remember some pretty racist stuff in Mad magazine.  

Just words. Why do words offend people so easily?

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1 minute ago, edjr said:

Just words. Why do words offend people so easily?

Those claiming offense believe they are gaining power over the speaker.  I believe they are relinguishing power and dignity.  They are saying your nearly imperceptible micro aggression has damaged them.  Not a true aggression, but their perception (read their imagination) of a micro aggression.  The next step is imagined infinitesimal aggression adjacent behavior will cripple some listener.

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The youth of today are humorless........

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1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said:

When I was in junior high I remember Polish jokebooks and Italian jokebooks.  I remember some pretty racist stuff in Mad magazine.  

How do you get a one armed Polack out of a tree?

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4 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

You all ever heard the one about the black jhew?

Hitler's wife

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13 hours ago, wiffleball said:

What's the difference between 12 ,y.o. scotch and a 12 y.o. girl? 

Scotch doesn't whimper when you put your fingers in it.

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1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said:

How?

Wave to him

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1 hour ago, 5-Points said:

How do you get a one armed Polack out of a tree?

cut the tree down

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Just did this one with a couple guys at work. Cracked the fock up. 

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What's the dark stuff between an elephants toes?

The slowest Indian 

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1 hour ago, edjr said:

What's the dark stuff between an elephants toes?

The slowest Indian 

Slow natives

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Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks where did you get that? 
Parrot says Africa. 

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Put velcro on the ceiling 

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17 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 What do you call a black Smurf?

Smigger

The word Smigger is a racial slur that has been used historically to degrade and dehumanize blacks. The word is still used by some people for this purpose, and it is seen as offensive and hurtful to blacks. If you are unsure about whether or not it is appropriate to use the word Smigger, it is best to err on the side of caution and avoid using it in any situation.

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How do you get Michael Jordan to stop playing baseball? Kill his mom..... I will see myself out.     

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14 minutes ago, kilroy69 said:

How do you get Michael Jordan to stop playing baseball? Kill his mom..... I will see myself out.     

:huh: 

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