Marked safe from the emergency alert.

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

[posty 2,612]

It came two minutes early...  I wasn't ready!

[thegeneral 2,910]

10 minutes ago, posty said:

It came two minutes early...  I wasn't ready!

That’s what she said

[GutterBoy 2,898]

10 minutes ago, posty said:

It came two minutes early...  I wasn't ready!

You sound like my wife

[OldMaid 2,129]

Bummer! I was really looking forward to shuffling around the house while trying to eat my cat.

[posty 2,612]

4 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

That’s what she said

[Fnord 2,051]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Bummer! I was really looking forward to shuffling around the house while trying to eat my cat.

Cat's brain size?

[Thornton Melon 605]

My phone exploded in a mushroom cloud

[OldMaid 2,129]

18 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Cat's brain size?

Bigger than most here.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

21 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

Bummer! I was really looking forward to shuffling around the house while trying to eat my cat.

no one wants to eat your pu**y.

[Mike Honcho 5,097]

3 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

no one wants to eat your pu**y.

I think she was implying she's a lesbian...or at least willing to try in an emergency.  

[OldMaid 2,129]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

I think she was implying she's a lesbian...or at least willing to try in an emergency.  

[IGotWorms 4,057]

Can you show me on the doll where Joe Biden’s alert got you?  

[wiffleball 4,788]

People freaked when I ducked and covered. 

[SUXBNME 1,457]

3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

People freaked when I ducked and covered. 

Cause they couldn't get out of the way fast enough

[Gepetto 1,289]

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

Went of everywhere when I was at the gym.

[Horseman 2,366]

11 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Went of everywhere when I was at the gym.

Um.

[WhiteWonder 2,675]

As long as I can be warned on a tribal level

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

15 minutes ago, Horseman said:

Um.

?

[posty 2,612]

47 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

?

off, not of...

[lickin_starfish 1,893]

2 hours ago, OldMaid said:

Bummer! I was really looking forward to shuffling around the house while trying to eat my cat.

Nobody else wants to eat your dusty old cat.

[BeenHereBefore 1,467]

14 minutes ago, posty said:

off, not of...

Oh

[OldMaid 2,129]

22 minutes ago, posty said:

off, not of...

There’s always the possibility that he might have been turned on by the thought of some super swole zombies.

[posty 2,612]

2 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

There’s always the possibility that he might have been turned on by the thought of some super swole zombies.

True...  One never really knows with the clientele here...

[Horseman 2,366]

19 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

?

 

18 hours ago, posty said:

off, not of...

It was more that he went off everywhere at the gym.  If you read the post without context.