Conjoined twins..one head got married.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.today.com/today/amp/rcna145275

Holy smokes....do you think she gives head?  And if she does...does the other head help out?  I have questions....do they both have orgasms?   They share a body...wow.

[Engorgeous George 2,124]

Automatic menage a trois.

[TBayXXXVII 2,482]

What happens if the other sister wants to date?

[Engorgeous George 2,124]

I wonder, do they use noise canceling headphones?

[Thornton Melon 603]

What, Brittany wasn't good enough for him? 

[seafoam1 2,799]

Their real names are Worms and MDC.

[Nomad99 699]

You know he's going to bang the sister.

[TheNewGirl 1,342]

They share organs below the waist, so do with that what you will you pervs. 

[seafoam1 2,799]

What if one wants a sex change and the other doesn't? "IDENTIFIES" as a guy. 

What does a liberal judge decide? 

 

[kutulu 1,659]

I do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I do.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I do too! 

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

I have soo many questions   

If you bang one twin is it technically a threesome? 

[cmh6476 1,010]

One woman is plenty enough for me

[Gepetto 1,288]

8 hours ago, Nomad99 said:

You know he's going to bang the sister.

head into the headboard

[kutulu 1,659]

39 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

One woman is plenty enough for me

I think there's just one kunt

[BunnysBastatrds 2,310]

 At their wedding she’ll play, Put Your Heads On My Shoulder.

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

33 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 At their wedding she’ll play, Put Your Heads On My Shoulder.

[Thornton Melon 603]

At least you can fall asleep right after sex. I mean, they have each other to talk to.

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

5 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

At least you can fall asleep right after sex. I mean, they have each other to talk to.

Nice!!

But then on the other hand you have 2 broads nagging you all day. 

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

7 hours ago, kutulu said:

I think there's just one kunt

What if one needs to take a poop ? 

This is weird. Do both feel the same thing?

What if I'm blasting the one on the right and the one on the left says no? Is that jail? 

This is either really hot or really creepy. I'm not sure yet

[edjr 6,578]

No wonder the OP was suspended. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,482]

Ok, so the one girl operates the left side of the body and the other, the right side of the body.

With that, does both girls have to actively participate in sex?  If so, what if the other girl wants a boyfriend and dates.  I'm guessing the guys are going to have to accept that their women are going to have sex with the other guy and participate.  I'd have to think that the dudes would have to understand that up front.  Right?  

Guys are like, dude, I get to have sex with 2 chicks at one time!!

These girls are like, hey, we get to have sex with 2 guys each, and can't get accused of cheating!

[Maximum Overkill 1,739]

1 minute ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Ok, so the one girl operates the left side of the body and the other, the right side of the body.

With that, does both girls have to actively participate in sex?  If so, what if the other girl wants a boyfriend and dates.  I'm guessing the guys are going to have to accept that their women are going to have sex with the other guy and participate.  I'd have to think that the dudes would have to understand that up front.  Right?  

Guys are like, dude, I get to have sex with 2 chicks at one time!!

These girls are like, hey, we get to have sex with 2 guys each, and can't get accused of cheating!

Fascinating and oddly hot

[kutulu 1,659]

They give great heads

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,236]

god damn this is a nightmare

when one head is gagging on your cawk, the other one will still be b1tching at you to take the trash out

 

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

One likes it in the booty...one doesnt..

[MLCKAA 540]

On 3/30/2024 at 7:52 AM, Maximum Overkill said:

What if one needs to take a poop ? 

This is weird. Do both feel the same thing?

What if I'm blasting the one on the right and the one on the left says no? Is that jail? 

This is either really hot or really creepy. I'm not sure yet

Really really hot 

[TBayXXXVII 2,482]

1 hour ago, Gutterboys Flip Flops said:

One likes it in the booty...one doesnt..

I guess you go by the one that you're married too. 

[edjr 6,578]

They were talking about this on the sports talk radio I listen to.

They said the head that isn't married, listens to podcasts while they other head is being banged?  Okay great, she can't hear anything. She can't feel it either?

[Mike Honcho 5,093]

Why didn't he marry the pretty one? 

[kutulu 1,659]

Can sizes?

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

Just now, kutulu said:

Can sizes?

They share a body...only 2

[edjr 6,578]

Talk about mental illness.  What the fock is wrong with people 

If one of the heads gets depressed and eats a bullet. Will they both die, or will the other carry around a dead head?

[Gutterboys Flip Flops 110]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

They were talking about this on the sports talk radio I listen to.

They said the head that isn't married, listens to podcasts while they other head is being banged?  Okay great, she can't hear anything. She can't feel it either?

Only one twat...so im sure she is getting something

[edjr 6,578]

3 hours ago, Gutterboys Flip Flops said:

Only one twat...so im sure she is getting something

like edex.  clocaine is our twat

[Kopy 559]

I have so many f0cking questions. They're mostly all perverted.

But damn, I'm fascinated.

[kutulu 1,659]

On 4/2/2024 at 3:34 PM, Gutterboys Flip Flops said:

They share a body...only 2

Until proving otherwise I'm of the belief that we got, at the minimum, total recall breasticles.

[kutulu 1,659]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/worlds-oldest-conjoined-twins-lori-045506092.html

RIP