HotRod 77 Posted Monday at 10:44 PM Put Velcro on the ceiling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eagerowl 16 Posted Monday at 10:54 PM Now all the fish are going to smell like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,394 Posted Monday at 10:55 PM Dan Quayle took my backpack! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,109 Posted Monday at 10:55 PM The Aristocrats Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,727 Posted Monday at 11:00 PM And he stepped on the ball Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,394 Posted Monday at 11:01 PM I didn’t wish for a 12-inch pianist… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 850 Posted Monday at 11:07 PM 22 minutes ago, HotRod said: Put Velcro on the ceiling Racist...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 341 Posted Monday at 11:14 PM Those aren't bagpipes, but don't stop playing. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 2,707 Posted Tuesday at 12:02 AM If it has an apple it has a banana Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 766 Posted Tuesday at 12:23 AM Eees a hambush! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HotRod 77 Posted Tuesday at 12:35 AM Skid marks in front of a dead deer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,358 Posted Tuesday at 12:48 AM Those aren’t buoys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,358 Posted Tuesday at 12:48 AM Because they’re so darn stupid. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,565 Posted Tuesday at 01:08 AM To get a better grip on her broom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 523 Posted Tuesday at 02:46 AM Because they have pubic hair on their head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,109 Posted Tuesday at 02:09 PM 13 hours ago, Drizzay said: Eees a hambush! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 736 Posted Tuesday at 03:28 PM Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! That ain't my finger either! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,639 Posted Tuesday at 11:42 PM Your mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,394 Posted Tuesday at 11:44 PM Who’s that with Bob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted Wednesday at 01:28 AM Bunnys peemus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,175 Posted Wednesday at 01:36 AM Africa. They’re all over the place! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 16,175 Posted Wednesday at 01:36 AM Block that point! Block that point! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,694 Posted Wednesday at 03:46 AM Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 523 Posted Wednesday at 09:42 AM 5 hours ago, Fireballer said: Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you. Way to follow directions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,858 Posted Wednesday at 11:34 AM Nothing. You've already told her twice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
