Have you guys seen the latest goofy theory? Earth will lose gravity for 7 seconds.

[supermike80 2,180]

People believe this.....They really do.  Fun read though

 

On August 12, 2026, the world will lose gravity for 7 seconds. NASA knows. They're preparing but won't tell us why.

In November 2024, a secret NASA document titled "Project Anchor" leaked online. The project's budget is $89 billion, and its goal is to survive a 7-second gravitational anomaly expected on August 12, 2026, at 14:33 UTC.

Key facts:
• Duration: 7.3 seconds.
• Expected casualties: 40-60 million.

What will happen:
1-2 seconds: Everything not secured will rise (people, vehicles, animals).
3-4 seconds: Objects will continue to rise to 15-20 meters.
5-6 seconds: Panic and chaos will ensue as people hit ceilings.
7 seconds: Gravity returns, and everything falls from height.

Expected consequences:
• 40 million deaths from falls.
• Infrastructure destruction.
• Economic collapse lasting over 10 years.
• Mass panic.

Reason for the anomaly: The intersection of two gravitational waves from black holes, predicted in 2019 with a probability of 94.7%. NASA has known about this for five years.

What NASA is doing:
• Building underground bunkers for "essential personnel."
• Developing securing systems for buildings.

Who will get spots in the bunkers:
• Government leaders, scientists, military personnel, and "selected citizens with genetic diversity."

Why they're silent: An announcement would trigger mass panic and chaos. Better to have 40 million unprepared victims than 8 billion in a state of panic.

The leak has been ignored by the media as "conspiracy theory," but an independent physicist confirmed the intersection of gravitational waves. His paper was retracted, and he has since disappeared.

What you can do:

Follow the "civilian survival protocol":
• Stay indoors with a low ceiling.
• Lie on the floor face down.
• Hold onto something secured.

20 months until the event. NASA knows. Governments are preparing. They won't tell you.

[Strike 6,126]

I'll take "people who don't know how gravity works" for $1000, Ken.

[edjr 7,099]

If Trump falls out of bed

[seafoam1 3,575]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

If Trump falls out of bed

If uneducatedEd got a job. 

[supermike80 2,180]

I mean if we did lose gravity for 7 seconds, 40 million dead seems kinda low doesn't it?

[posty 2,867]

Thanks Trump!!!

[thegeneral 3,822]

I don’t buy it.

[cmh6476 1,185]

I'm going to try banging my woman at that time.  Banging on the ceiling and then boom you land on the bed.   Sounds fun. 

[The Elevator Killer 756]

"It's the Rapture. I'm one of the choos...Uh oh."

[frank 2,359]

36 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

 

3-4 seconds: Objects will continue to rise to 15-20 meters.
5-6 seconds: Panic and chaos will ensue as people hit ceilings.
 

Those are some really high ceilings. 

[Drizzay 767]

14:33 UTC, what is that, about 9:30am Central?

[Engorgeous George 2,361]

46 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

People believe this.....They really do.  Fun read though

 

On August 12, 2026, the world will lose gravity for 7 seconds. NASA knows. They're preparing but won't tell us why.

In November 2024, a secret NASA document titled "Project Anchor" leaked online. The project's budget is $89 billion, and its goal is to survive a 7-second gravitational anomaly expected on August 12, 2026, at 14:33 UTC.

Key facts:
• Duration: 7.3 seconds.
• Expected casualties: 40-60 million.

What will happen:
1-2 seconds: Everything not secured will rise (people, vehicles, animals).
3-4 seconds: Objects will continue to rise to 15-20 meters.
5-6 seconds: Panic and chaos will ensue as people hit ceilings.
7 seconds: Gravity returns, and everything falls from height.

Expected consequences:
• 40 million deaths from falls.
• Infrastructure destruction.
• Economic collapse lasting over 10 years.
• Mass panic.

Reason for the anomaly: The intersection of two gravitational waves from black holes, predicted in 2019 with a probability of 94.7%. NASA has known about this for five years.

What NASA is doing:
• Building underground bunkers for "essential personnel."
• Developing securing systems for buildings.

Who will get spots in the bunkers:
• Government leaders, scientists, military personnel, and "selected citizens with genetic diversity."

Why they're silent: An announcement would trigger mass panic and chaos. Better to have 40 million unprepared victims than 8 billion in a state of panic.

The leak has been ignored by the media as "conspiracy theory," but an independent physicist confirmed the intersection of gravitational waves. His paper was retracted, and he has since disappeared.

What you can do:

Follow the "civilian survival protocol":
• Stay indoors with a low ceiling.
• Lie on the floor face down.
• Hold onto something secured.

20 months until the event. NASA knows. Governments are preparing. They won't tell you.

Hot chicks for the governmental leaders.

 

I am trying to think of a way to exploit this,  Something valuable i can steal in the seven second window and some way to do so, probably a jet pack of some sort.

[Thornton Melon 659]

9 minutes ago, frank said:

Those are some really high ceilings. 

 First thought that came to my mind

[cmh6476 1,185]

What about the pets?

[Drizzay 767]

52 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

 

Who will get spots in the bunkers:
• Government leaders, scientists, military personnel, and "selected citizens with genetic diversity."

Looks like most of the geek club would be excluded.

[The Elevator Killer 756]

22 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

What about the pets?

The cats will be ok. But the others? Hit and miss. 

[The Elevator Killer 756]

Do you know what kind of tsunami would hit from the oceans falling back to earth? 

[TBayXXXVII 2,684]

Is this coming from the same people who think Climate Change is a crisis?

[supermike80 2,180]

1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Do you know what kind of tsunami would hit from the oceans falling back to earth? 

What im saying.  40 million dead?   Please    thats massively understated

[The Elevator Killer 756]

Just now, supermike80 said:

What im saying.  40 million dead?   Please    thats massively understated

Billions more like it. Very few survivors if any. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,684]

2 minutes ago, supermike80 said:

What im saying.  40 million dead?   Please    thats massively understated

At least I won't have to worry about my car payment or mortgage any more.  Might as well stop paying now. 

[The Elevator Killer 756]

Even if the oceans don't rise, the fat chicks on water skis coming back down is doom. 

[TBayXXXVII 2,684]

1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Even if the oceans don't rise, the fat chicks on water skis coming back down is doom. 

I'm going to stand on top of a giant trampoline outside, so I can see what kind of rebound I can get!!!  Throw a parachute on as well.

[Mike Hunt 327]

I just bought a new GMC Tahoe..is it going to be oK?

[Engorgeous George 2,361]

Good time to test the theory that Rosie O'donnell is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

 

 

I am going to trust in the theory that the mass of the earth will remain, and then, so to, its gravitational pull.  Of course I am no physicist.

[seafoam1 3,575]

1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said:

Good time to test the theory that Rosie O'donnell is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

 

 

I am going to trust in the theory that the mass of the earth will remain, and then, so to, its gravitational pull.  Of course I am no physicist.

Her gravitational pull helps her enjoy sexual intercourse. 

[The Elevator Killer 756]

2 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Her gravitational pull helps her enjoy sexual intercourse. 

Ewe!!!

[HellToupee 2,373]

If we survive this we get the pleasure of living through what’s coming in 2027  

[seafoam1 3,575]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Ewe!!!

[supermike80 2,180]

It's funny but also so very sad if there are people who believe this might happen

[The Elevator Killer 756]

5 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Now I know why people block you. 

[nobody 2,978]

It's true.  I'm one of the people slated for a bunker spot.

[Drizzay 767]

Wouldn't the atmosphere disappear as well?

[The Elevator Killer 756]

4 minutes ago, nobody said:

It's true.  I'm one of the people slated for a bunker spot.

I think you were confused by the Nobody past here sign

[The Elevator Killer 756]

3 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Wouldn't the atmosphere disappear as well?

[Drizzay 767]

Also, is it such a direct hit that it is just Earth and not any of the other planets...or even the sun?

These people make my brain hurt.

[The Elevator Killer 756]

12 minutes ago, Drizzay said:

Also, is it such a direct hit that it is just Earth and not any of the other planets...or even the sun?

These people make my brain hurt.

I'm getting a frying pan and hope for the best. 

[supermike80 2,180]

So if the Earth somehow doesn't have any gravity for 7 seconds, will it just float away from the sun too?

[Strike 6,126]

Just now, supermike80 said:

So if the Earth somehow doesn't have any gravity for 7 seconds, will it just float away from the sun too?

Cool.  Solve the global warming crisis in 7 seconds!!!!

[cmh6476 1,185]

did peafoam actually say something kinda funny?