seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 16, 2018 Anyone got any to share? No internet searching allowed. Here are a few I remember from some years back: Nympho-maniacal Jill Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And bits of her tlts in Brazil There once was a mathematician named Paul Who had a hexihedronical ball The cube of his weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number give him a call There once was a man from Bellaire Who was making love to a girl on the stair On the 33rd stroke The banister broke So he finished her off in mid-air 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 16, 2018 Mr mcneeny had a 9 ft weenie Showed it to the lady next door She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake Now its only 2 ft 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted October 16, 2018 There once was a lady named dot Who lived on pigshit and snot When she couldnt get these Shed eat the green cheese That she picked from the sides of her twat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,559 Posted October 16, 2018 To get into university A woman said she was Cherokee Trump told us she was a fake And a DNA test she must take Turns out she's whiter than me 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted October 16, 2018 There once was a man from Nantucket Whos cack was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, wiping sperm from his chin If my ear were a hole I could fock it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 16, 2018 Limerick, PA has a pretty cool old school diner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted October 16, 2018 There once was a man from Morocco Whose motto was really quite macho He said to be blunt, "Man was made to eat cÚnt" Why else would it look like a taco? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted October 16, 2018 Lime Rickey? Great drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted October 16, 2018 Actually laughing. Good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted October 17, 2018 There once was a guy from Peru. He was laying back in his canoe. While dreaming of Venus, he played with his pen!s, And awoke with a handful of goo. There once was a lady from china. With a hairy dusty vag!na. An American lad, said cant be that bad, Now get over here so I can try ya. (I wrote the second one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 408 Posted October 19, 2018 There once was a girl from Belize Her twat hair hung down to her knees The crabs in that spot, tied the hair in a knot and constructed a flying trapeze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 19, 2018 There once was a guy who lived in Philly He lied about going to Dallas Pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,145 Posted October 20, 2018 There once was a poster named frank Who always left the last lines blank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 20, 2018 There once was a guy from Colorado Who, when asked what rhymes with stormy or malania said hell if I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 20, 2018 He who writes on bathroom walls rolls up sh!t in little balls. He who reads these words of wit eats these little balls of sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 20, 2018 Sit right down where ever you please put your elbows on your knees. Give yourself a little squeeze and out it comes like rotten cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted October 20, 2018 Here I sit so broken hearted I tried to sh!t but only farted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,640 Posted October 20, 2018 There was a girl whose turds had enormous girth. Turns out, she had the most flexible anus. Her turds became quite famous. Til one day, she shat for all she was worth, Only to find her poop was a still birth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 20, 2018 Ok. I'm stealing this from Dice Clay: Hickory-dickory-dock Some chick was sucking my c0ck The clock struck 2 I dropped my goo And I kicked the bltch down the block And not a limerick but whatever: Jack and Jill went up a hill both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty Fvckin wh0re Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted October 20, 2018 The Geek club is really quite twisted The good days we all must have missed it We compliment MIke Such a lenient tike Truth, he simply forgot we existed 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted October 20, 2018 I know some guys who have worked at the Limerick nuke. I have personally never been Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 20, 2018 The Geek club is really quite twisted The good days we all must have missed it We compliment MIke Such a lenient tike Truth, he simply forgot we existed A+ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 I've been to Limerick Ireland a few times. My wonderful aunt and uncle live there. It's 3168 mikes from Fishtown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 Woof! What a puzzy. You took down your one about my wife because you're ascared of Jerryskids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 Oh, my kid was in that one too. Don't worry, Jerry won't scold you. He's afraid to for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,891 Posted October 24, 2018 More lies. Why is Mag Bastards IP address so close to Recliner Pilot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 More lies. Why is Mag Bastards IP address so close to Recliner Pilot? How would you know? Doh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 5 and almost 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 Well, I do provide. I make well over six figures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,647 Posted October 24, 2018 There was a man who's wife was an hourglass He wanted so badly to go to Dallas He lied about it instead And lay in his bed Not making much bread Positing here all day instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,091 Posted October 24, 2018 It's a nice little town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 1,879 Posted October 24, 2018 There once was a caravan from Guatamala That had the love and support from Obama On the 6th day The libs got their way And now we are stuck praying to allah Go out and vote!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites