edjr 5,564 Posted June 30, 2011 http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2011/06/article-2008363-0CBCC1E500000578-378_468x754.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted June 30, 2011 wtf. is that really her? all my childhood memories completely f'ed up in a split second. thanks man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shovelheadt 61 Posted June 30, 2011 I'm prepared to give her a pass (for now) as she appears prego. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted June 30, 2011 I'm prepared to give her a pass (for now) as she appears prego. of course she's pregnant, but unless she has 8 babies in there, she's a fat piece of crap. She looks like she ate her last few children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nikki2200 4 Posted June 30, 2011 This thread is awesome and interesting. You know what would make it even more awesome and interesting? If that was actually Nicole Eggert and not some random fat chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted June 30, 2011 of course she's pregnant, but unless she has 8 babies in there, she's a fat piece of crap. She looks like she ate her last few children. and those focking legs! nothing is worse than a chick with jelly legs. Do some f'ing leg presses you lazy hag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,034 Posted June 30, 2011 http://boston.3432.v...378_468x754.jpg I think there is still a role for her on Baywatch..... as Shamu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted June 30, 2011 you bet your herpes it's her. http://stupidcelebrities.net/2011/06/26/former-baywatch-star-nicole-eggert-expecting-daughter/ PWNED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 10 Posted June 30, 2011 That baby is gonna be healthy and happy...the father...not so much... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted June 30, 2011 and those focking legs! nothing is worse than a chick with jelly legs. Do some f'ing leg presses you lazy hag! her legs are also pregnant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted June 30, 2011 Not to pile on, but with those fingers, I'm guessing she needs a dialing wand. She's one of those chicks who hit their prime before reaching the age of majority. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 917 Posted June 30, 2011 her legs are also pregnant pregnant with Smuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted June 30, 2011 First Jenny Love Hewitt got fat and now Nicole - what a total collapse of some hot ass shat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted June 30, 2011 gocolts would still hit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted June 30, 2011 I had no idea who she is, so I google imaged her, still none. Her CBF-ness can't be blamed on he pregnancy; she apparently was battling it before: Former Baywatch babe Nicole Eggert has just come off her stint on weight-loss show, Celebrity Fit Club , having lost 15 pounds, and credits her main reason to signing on to gossip magazines and their criticism of her weight gain. But when the offer from the show’s producers came through, it gave her an opportunity to get off her butt and out the house. But it wasn’t as simple as losing weight – Nicole went for therapy as well to work on her mental issues and to get her spirit back. She says that when she looked in the mirror, she didn’t feel great at all. Nicole, however, also says that the waify look Hollywood is promoting these days is totally unrealistic and not healthy at all. My link She also promotes some Kardashian weight loss product in the article; I'm sure they are glad to have her as a spokescow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted June 30, 2011 Not to pile on, but with those fingers, I'm guessing she needs a dialing wand. She's one of those chicks who hit their prime before reaching the age of majority. i miss your drunk ramblings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted June 30, 2011 She reminded me of this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysqh1uzqGrc&NR=1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 30, 2011 Remember how Erika Eleniak was really beautiful in a unique way .... for a blond? She's just weird looking now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,315 Posted June 30, 2011 She also promotes some Kardashian weight loss product in the article; I'm sure they are glad to have her as a spokescow. Kim Kardashian is gonna blow up someday soon as well. Look how huge her ass is, and that's with all the working out, dieting, training, etc. that she currently does. Those voluptuous chicks can look good when they're young but it never lasts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted June 30, 2011 Kim Kardashian is gonna blow up someday soon as well. Look how huge her ass is, and that's with all the working out, dieting, training, etc. that she currently does. Those voluptuous chicks can look good when they're young but it never lasts. Exactly. Date them now, but do not marry...... its the skinny and unappealing girls who will eventually turn into hotties... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted June 30, 2011 Exactly. Date them now, but do not marry...... its the skinny and unappealing girls who will eventually turn into hotties... I'd still fock Brittany Murphy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted June 30, 2011 I'd still fock Brittany Murphy. Necrophiliac and pedofile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted June 30, 2011 gocolts would still hit it. :thumbsup: HA, I was just about to post the same thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 1, 2011 I think that all of those girls balloon up like ticks once they have sex with Scott Baio. It is sort of a defense mechanism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 1, 2011 :thumbsup: HA, I was just about to post the same thing. I was going to post that am I the only one getting a boner looking at that picture. She looks HOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted July 1, 2011 worry not fellas, it's not her. Just ask the resident knowitnot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted July 2, 2011 I was going to post that am I the only one getting a boner looking at that picture. She looks HOT :thumbsup: I bet most here would pay to fock her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,335 Posted July 2, 2011 :thumbsup: I bet most here would pay to fock her. Uhh...no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,564 Posted July 3, 2011 :thumbsup: I bet most here would pay to fock her. id pay her to let me hold her rope in the macys day parade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 3, 2011 Remember how Erika Eleniak was really beautiful in a unique way .... for a blond? She's just weird looking now. My dad bought my brother and I a copy of under seige when it came out in 92, 93, thereabout. We were 13. We wore the birthday cake jumping scene out on that VHS. I could Identify her t!ts circa 1992 in a lineup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BLS 313 Posted July 4, 2011 My dad bought my brother and I a copy of under seige when it came out in 92, 93, thereabout. We were 13. We wore the birthday cake jumping scene out on that VHS. I could Identify her t!ts circa 1992 in a lineup. That scene went into my spankbank for years. Great taste brother...great taste! NOW.....another shot of her from 2010 http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/erika-eleniak-2010-winter-hollywood-show-RiSeL6.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 4, 2011 That scene went into my spankbank for years. Great taste brother...great taste! NOW.....another shot of her from 2010 http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/erika-eleniak-2010-winter-hollywood-show-RiSeL6.jpg Thanks for complimenting my taste. To be fair, circa 1993, we had no internet, and the issue of national geographic with the topless african chicks was a prized possession. These kids today with their pron have it easy. I bet every single male here has jerked it to scrambled pron they could barely tell what the fock it is before. (actually, a couple of years after that, my brother and I were selling pron we downloaded off of bulletin boards to kids at school. One of my brother's clients (we went to different schools) got busted, ratted him out, and called our parents. [thank god it was the pron, and not the anarchists cookbook disk we also sold, we would have gotten in trouble for that]. My dad came into our room with mom, screamed at us and said "ERASE ALL OF THAT FILTH IMMEDIATELY!" We did. He came back in our room an hour later (sans mom) and said "Did you really erase all that stuff?" "Yes sir." "Morons." and left shaking his head. I think he was proud of our entrepuinerial spirit actually.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted July 5, 2011 nicole eggert holding that huge stuffed duck was one of my first spank memories Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 6, 2011 nicole eggert holding that huge stuffed duck was one of my first spank memories Pic ? What was that from ......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
