LOL wow, richard. I just don't like housing excrement within my dwelling. It's not like I'm drowning kittens over here.
This wanker can't be bothered to take me off ignore even when I respond to him in good faith because well, he's a lying wanker.
Instead, they like to make (semi-funny, so partial credit I guess) jokes at my expense. Get it together, @Strike. At least if you can't be humorous, man up and discuss things.
You are kind of right about one thing: I am averse to you, and you are a coward, which is a slang synonym for the bolded.