Not parody. I legitimately, truly with all my heart DO NOT want to live in a country that is run by people like you.
And ironically, a big reason is that you are pulling Dr. Seuss off the elementary school shelves because of racial sensitivity bullsh*t bulsh*t and replacing them with Jazz Jennings, Gender Queer, I Put Some Lube On, and All Boys Aren't Blue. That, plus watching the Washington, Lincoln, The Pioneer, and Teddy Roosevelt statues were taken down and removed with you all nodded along, I wanted to totally quarantine my kids and our nation's heritage away from you people.