MDC 5,895 Posted March 1, 2007 I just learned that Electric Mayhem went more than four years w/out getting laid once! This amazes me because I recently went about 3 months and felt like I was going to focking explode. What's your longest dry spell? A few years ago I went about four months and that sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riddlen 1 Posted March 1, 2007 Its prolly somrthing like 4 months. My wife was never frisky at teh end of pregnancys and then you have the 6 weeks afterwards so 4ish months sounds pretty close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Like Me 0 Posted March 1, 2007 18 years 20 here........late bloomer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted March 1, 2007 About 12 hours if sexing your fist counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,647 Posted March 1, 2007 ....I'll let you know when it's over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted March 1, 2007 Some people go for quality over quanity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted March 1, 2007 About 12 hours if sexing your fist counts. Are you saying that I stuck my fist up your ass 12 hours ago? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Probably about 5 or 6 months spanning the last couple months of my wife's pregnancy to several months afterwards. Really for both kids it was that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted March 1, 2007 Probably about 5 or 6 months spanning the last couple months of my wife's pregnancy to several months afterwards. Really for both kids it was that way. bingo..... was about 4-5 for us..... i just don't think wimmins get it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 195 Posted March 1, 2007 Since I've been married, the longest has been about 3 or 4 days. Before that, I would say a matter of a couple of months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 1, 2007 A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. what's the circumference of your rabbit?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 what's the circumference of your rabbit?? My fav one? or largest one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 1, 2007 My fav one? or largest one? whichever one tickles your fancy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 whichever one tickles your fancy My fav toy doesn't requir batteries. about 6" long, about 2" in circumference, pink. Kinda cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted March 1, 2007 A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. You're trying to say Jesus Christ invented batteries? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 You're trying to say Jesus Christ invented batteries? No, God did because he wants women to be happy. Jesus is only one part of the trinity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donhaas 18 Posted March 1, 2007 A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. I think God gets too much credit sometimes... http://www.corrosion-doctors.org/PrimBatt/urry.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted March 1, 2007 My fav one? or largest one? meh pantz r tite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 I think God gets too much credit sometimes... http://www.corrosion-doctors.org/PrimBatt/urry.htm God puts inventions in people's heads. All good things come from God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted March 1, 2007 God puts inventions in people's heads. All good things come from God. Maybe he'll invent a decent thread soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted March 1, 2007 About 19-20 years. After I realized what my cack was for, the longest was probably about 1 year. (pretty damn good year too) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Maybe he'll invent a decent thread soon. We already had that. "What is wrong with men" thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted March 1, 2007 Some of you guys act like you never speak with women. Don't you have wives, girlfriends, female friends? Don't they ever talk about their toys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 1, 2007 Some of you guys act like you never speak with women. Don't you have wives, girlfriends, female friends? Don't they ever talk about their toys? yes... it's just a little ribbing (for her pleasure) relax Frankie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted March 1, 2007 My fav toy doesn't requir batteries. about 6" long, about 2" in circumference, pink. Kinda cute. Well go ahead and tell us about the biggest one too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 1, 2007 There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old) The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! I don't know what was funnier, him saying 15 years or that he also included in the sentance "with a partner" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 Well go ahead and tell us about the biggest one too. Huge. No batteries either. Has to be about 10" and 3", clear but sorta opaque, a little on the softer side of rubber. I do have one with batteries, its about 5" and takes two AAA's, solid white, more bullet than phallic shaped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D_House 0 Posted March 1, 2007 There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old) The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! I don't know what was funnier, him saying 15 years or that he also included in the sentance "with a partner" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted March 1, 2007 Dunno, 3 months or so around that pregnancy thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,317 Posted March 1, 2007 Huge. No batteries either. Has to be about 10" and 3", clear but sorta opaque, a little on the softer side of rubber. So, sex with you would be like throwing a football down a hallway, then? To reply to the thread, its four months AND COUNTING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted March 1, 2007 thanks for responding to me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 0 Posted March 1, 2007 So, sex with you would be like throwing a football down a hallway, then? To reply to the thread, its four months AND COUNTING I am sure that guys like you with needledicks would know all about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted March 2, 2007 I am sure that guys like you with needledicks would know all about that. not that i know or anything... but i've HEARD igotworms is hung like a ranch-rageous flavored pringles can Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted March 2, 2007 There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old) The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! That guy wins this thread. No point in me posting my dry spell total now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted March 2, 2007 That guy wins this thread. No point in me posting my dry spell total now. he meant living partner, you still rate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted March 2, 2007 This amazes me because I recently went about 3 months and felt like I was going to focking explode. Imagine how your inflatable partner felt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD1CT36 1 Posted March 2, 2007 3 1/2 weeks toward the end i was crying a LOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
