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I just learned that Electric Mayhem went more than four years w/out getting laid once! :o

 

This amazes me because I recently went about 3 months and felt like I was going to focking explode.

 

What's your longest dry spell? :pointstosky:

 

A few years ago I went about four months and that sucked. :D

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Its prolly somrthing like 4 months. My wife was never frisky at teh end of pregnancys and then you have the 6 weeks afterwards so 4ish months sounds pretty close.

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About 12 hours if sexing your fist counts.

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About 12 hours if sexing your fist counts.

 

Are you saying that I stuck my fist up your ass 12 hours ago? :doublethumbsup:

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Probably about 5 or 6 months spanning the last couple months of my wife's pregnancy to several months afterwards. Really for both kids it was that way.

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Probably about 5 or 6 months spanning the last couple months of my wife's pregnancy to several months afterwards. Really for both kids it was that way.

 

 

bingo..... was about 4-5 for us..... i just don't think wimmins get it

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Since I've been married, the longest has been about 3 or 4 days. Before that, I would say a matter of a couple of months.

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A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. :cheers:

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A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. :cheers:

 

 

what's the circumference of your rabbit?? :cheers:

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what's the circumference of your rabbit?? :cheers:

My fav one? or largest one?

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My fav one? or largest one?

 

whichever one tickles your fancy

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whichever one tickles your fancy

My fav toy doesn't requir batteries. about 6" long, about 2" in circumference, pink. Kinda cute.

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A couple of months, but that is what God invented batteries for. :cheers:

 

 

You're trying to say Jesus Christ invented batteries?

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You're trying to say Jesus Christ invented batteries?

No, God did because he wants women to be happy. Jesus is only one part of the trinity.

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My fav one? or largest one?

 

meh pantz r tite

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God puts inventions in people's heads. All good things come from God.

 

Maybe he'll invent a decent thread soon. :banana:

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About 19-20 years. :banana:

After I realized what my cack was for, the longest was probably about 1 year. (pretty damn good year too)

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Maybe he'll invent a decent thread soon. :banana:

We already had that. "What is wrong with men" thread.

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Some of you guys act like you never speak with women.

 

Don't you have wives, girlfriends, female friends? Don't they ever talk about their toys?

 

:banana:

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Some of you guys act like you never speak with women.

 

Don't you have wives, girlfriends, female friends? Don't they ever talk about their toys?

 

:banana:

 

yes... it's just a little ribbing (for her pleasure)

 

relax Frankie

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My fav toy doesn't requir batteries. about 6" long, about 2" in circumference, pink. Kinda cute.

 

 

Well go ahead and tell us about the biggest one too.

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There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old)

 

 

The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! :pointstosky:

 

 

 

I don't know what was funnier, him saying 15 years or that he also included in the sentance "with a partner"

:pointstosky:

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Well go ahead and tell us about the biggest one too.

Huge. No batteries either. Has to be about 10" and 3", clear but sorta opaque, a little on the softer side of rubber.

 

I do have one with batteries, its about 5" and takes two AAA's, solid white, more bullet than phallic shaped.

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There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old)

The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! ;)

I don't know what was funnier, him saying 15 years or that he also included in the sentance "with a partner"

:lol:

:lol:

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Huge. No batteries either. Has to be about 10" and 3", clear but sorta opaque, a little on the softer side of rubber.

 

So, sex with you would be like throwing a football down a hallway, then?

 

To reply to the thread, its four months AND COUNTING :huh:

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:rolleyes:

 

 

thanks for responding to me... :angry:

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So, sex with you would be like throwing a football down a hallway, then?

 

To reply to the thread, its four months AND COUNTING :unsure:

I am sure that guys like you with needledicks would know all about that. :D

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I am sure that guys like you with needledicks would know all about that. :D

 

not that i know or anything... but i've HEARD igotworms is hung like a ranch-rageous flavored pringles can :unsure:

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There is a guy named Terry that works in my office that hasn't had sex for 15 years. (he is 48 years old)

The other day a few of us were talking about how long it has been, I was like 5 days, someone else said oh really, I haven't had it in 2 months, then Terry out of no where says Fock Off you possies, I haven't had sex with a partner for 15 YEARS! :thumbsup:

 

That guy wins this thread. No point in me posting my dry spell total now.

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That guy wins this thread. No point in me posting my dry spell total now.

he meant living partner, you still rate

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This amazes me because I recently went about 3 months and felt like I was going to focking explode.

 

Imagine how your inflatable partner felt. :thumbsup:

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