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Breastfeed.

 

Ask for directions.

 

Talk about their feelings.

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Talk about their feelings.

 

Cry when watching Halmark commercials. :wub:

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Keep their underwear free of poop streaks.

 

debatable. :wub:

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be unreasonable

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Keep their underwear free of poop streaks.

 

Like those blood stains look any better. :cry:

 

No streaks for me. :dunno:

 atleast since I started wearing black underwear

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Keep their underwear free of poop streaks.

 

You mean that isn't sexy???? :cry:

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Like those blood stains look any better. :cry:

 

 

The Hood won this thread

 

 

:dunno:

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Looky sexy in flanel.

 

I wear flannel all the time. And I'm damn sexy, dammit. :cry: :dunno:

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have sex with almost anyone they want...

 

that is the main thing that women can do that men can't in my book...

 

if you're an average looking chick and have a decent body and you go out to the bar you can probably get almost any guy you want in said bar to have sex with you, because guys are like that....

 

if you're an average guy in the bar and you want to have sex that night you will have to lower your standards or hope some rediculously hot female is wasted and incredible horny

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With a straight face, try to convince people that she should be paid on par with a psychologist, CEO, transportation specialist and accountant because she is a stay at home mom.

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Wear clothes that accentuate her cans and then get mad because guys look at them instead of her ugly face.

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Women are goddesses and deserve to be respected and treated like queens. It's not our place to audit and assess what skills one gender has that the other hasn't--we all have our roles to fill and we all contribute to the functioning of a greater good.

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Women are goddesses and deserve to be respected and treated like queens. It's not our place to audit and assess what skills one gender has that the other hasn't--we all have our roles to fill and we all contribute to the functioning of a greater good.

 

I was going to say sound effeminate but now you've ruined it. :bench:

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Shop for clothing together.

Put sunscreen on each other's back.

Feel comfortable sleeping in a double bed plutonically with another person of the same genre.

Have children.

Look great in a thong bathing suit.

Gymnastics on uneven parallel bars.

Play field hockey without looking gay.

Masturbate without making a mess.

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Why waste time thinking about what women CAN do??? Let's talk about what women SHOULD do...

 

#1 on my list:

Make my sammiches.

 

:lol:

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Women are goddesses and deserve to be respected and treated like queens. It's not our place to audit and assess what skills one gender has that the other hasn't--we all have our roles to fill and we all contribute to the functioning of a greater good.

 

 

 

WHO THE FOCK GAVE DR. PHIL A SCREENNAME AND PASSWORD??? :lol:

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Win an arguement

 

Yet still think they did.

 

Remember every focking thing you ever did in your life that they didn't like.

 

And, bring them all up in a totally unrelated argument and think they won THAT argument because of this tactic.

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Win an arguement

 

Maybe not, but at least some of us can spell argument correctly.

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Maybe not, but at least some of us can spell argument correctly.

 

Jessy wins this thread.

 

:doublethumbsup:

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Maybe not, but at least some of us can spell argument correctly.

 

 

TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that's going to leave a mark. :doublethumbsup:

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Lick their best friends privates.

while you're not my best friend, you did a good job on my privates last night <_<

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