lickin_starfish 1,496 Posted May 14, 2008 My buttcrack is constantly getting all skanky smelling like a vagina. What can I do to prevent this? I shower every day, so it's not from a lack of washing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 930 Posted May 14, 2008 Your buttcrack is a vagina. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted May 14, 2008 You act as if that is a bad thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted May 14, 2008 douche your asscrack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted May 14, 2008 Well...sh!t comes out of it...its not supposed to smell like flowers. However...how in the hell do you know what your buttcrack is smelling like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,496 Posted May 14, 2008 It's very overpowering, almost like I have a scent gland kicking in overdrive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted May 14, 2008 Maybe you should try not letting men piss inside your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 192 Posted May 14, 2008 Your buttcrack is a vagina. HTH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,085 Posted May 14, 2008 May I suggest filling a condom with potpourri and inserting it into your bunghole? Plug it in, Plug it in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nospk 230 Posted May 14, 2008 let your dog lick it. let it lick your starfish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,554 Posted May 14, 2008 You could always get breast implants on your back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 706 Posted May 14, 2008 i think Glade is selling (butt)PlugIns... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted May 14, 2008 It's very overpowering, almost like I have a scent gland kicking in overdrive. You should go to the vet to have those things expressed. Or drag your butt on the carpet for a couple of minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted May 14, 2008 :jaymohr: Americans...we wash our ass Wash it you filth. Let the shower water run down yer crack and then use soap. Beyond that, it may be your mating call for the buttsecks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,044 Posted May 14, 2008 You should go to the vet to have those things expressed. Or drag your butt on the carpet for a couple of minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,605 Posted May 14, 2008 I'm going to go ahead and throw the B.S. flag on this play. You have no idea what a vagina smells like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lickin_starfish 1,496 Posted May 14, 2008 I'm going to go ahead and throw the B.S. flag on this play. You have no idea what a vagina smells like. I have smelled my wife's dirty panties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 14, 2008 How do you know the smell is coming from your butt crack? Your vagina is only inches away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,473 Posted May 14, 2008 Rub some vagisil on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 192 Posted May 14, 2008 You could always get breast implants on your back. Excellent advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 930 Posted May 14, 2008 How do you know the smell is coming from your butt crack? Your vagina is only inches away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 14, 2008 Maybe you should try not letting men piss inside your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 14, 2008 You could always get breast implants on your back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korben Dallas 0 Posted May 14, 2008 Closing in on the funniest thread in a long time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 14, 2008 Closing in on the funniest thread in a long time. It was till you focking showed up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike FF Today 611 Posted May 14, 2008 I'm not sure where, but at somepoint during this thread a line was crossed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
