surferskin 31 Posted February 23, 2009 A vote for TNG is a vote for bon bon eating, nagging wives everywhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 23, 2009 I heard MTskibum likes to lick the taints of homeless people. Then he gives them a rusty trombone. After he flosses the dingleberries out of his teeth, he packs them together into a big ball of coagulated sh!t, hair, and crusted jizz. Do you wanna vote for that sick fock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 23, 2009 I heard MTskibum likes to lick the taints of homeless people. Then he gives them a rusty trombone. After he flosses the dingleberries out of his teeth, he packs them together into a big ball of coagulated sh!t, hair, and crusted jizz. Do you wanna vote for that sick fock? sounds like a joneo link to me :oneandahalfthumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 23, 2009 Ok, heres a good reason not to vote for MTSkiBum, and from his own mouth, in the "should weed be legalized" thread. I voted no, and i believe that it shouldnt be legalized. I dont think that smoking pot is a bad thing, that is not why i voted no. I am not currently smoking weed, but that doesnt mean i wont ever light up again, i may or may not. I have nothing against smoking pot. First and foremost, the price of weed would most likely drop quite a bit if it was legalized. The price of weed would have to be set so that people would buy it, rather than grow it in their gardens, this would mean around 20 dollar eighths. This would mean that people could smoke alot more weed than what they currently are smoking. Also the quality would go up quite a bit. With weed being legalized people would be smoking white widow, cali mist, etc.. and they would also be smoking hash. Even if hash wasnt legal, it is fairly easy to make, so it would be impossible to stop people from smoking it with weed being legal. I dont think that it would be good for people to have access to tons of high potency marijuana. It has a different effect than smoking like most people smoke. There is also the case of stoned drivers, with more people smoking weed, and with the fact that people who already smoke weed would smoke more weed, it would lead to an increase in the number of people who smoke weed before driving, or while driving. With no "breathalyzer test" for weed smoking there would be no way for cops to deter these people. I rest my case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted February 23, 2009 A reason to vote for me......my original screenplay. Recliner Pilot meets Obama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 23, 2009 A reason to vote for me......my original screenplay. Recliner Pilot meets Obama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 23, 2009 Who is your REAL FRIEND? This really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 570 Posted February 23, 2009 Alyssa Milano (NSFW) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 23, 2009 Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car. DAD: "Only if you suck my cack, Susan. You know the rules..." Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust. SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like sh!t!" DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 23, 2009 My 15000th post should be worth booku points. <--------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Who the Fock is bunny bastards? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 My 15000th post should be worth booku points. <--------------- Absolutely!! +5 for use of your 15,000th post!! Sux also gets +5 for finding those "self made" videos and Newbie gets +4 for good use of it. Awesome!! A reason to vote for me......my original screenplay. Recliner Pilot meets Obama. RC could spin that and create some good points for himself as well!! Titans, Buccs, Bear Oh my....are you saying MTSkiBum should get points for that post?! Vikings4Ever gets +3 for the link. Can't give you five because it's NSFW. Everyone can't enjoy, but I sure did! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravens 03 0 Posted February 23, 2009 Vikings4Ever gets +3 for the link. Can't give you five because it's NSFW. Everyone can't enjoy, but I sure did! It didn't open. -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 23, 2009 Vikings4Ever gets -1 for that link...cause I'm at work am forced to choose continued employment...focker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 570 Posted February 23, 2009 Jessica Alba ass shot (SFW) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 23, 2009 Jessica Alba ass shot (SFW) Ok. That was worth 2, so you're at +1...with another bump pending the viewage of the NSFW shot later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted February 23, 2009 Most ridiculous thing all year that I am not in this FAIL also DUMB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 23, 2009 Most ridiculous thing all year that I am not in this FAIL also DUMB I agree swirvin, you should have been in. Maybe you get a first round geek pass! Stay tuned..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted February 23, 2009 I agree swirvin, you should have been in. Maybe you get a first round geek pass! Stay tuned..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Blue 06 196 Posted February 23, 2009 A reason to vote for me......my original screenplay. Recliner Pilot meets Obama. Focking brilliant!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,105 Posted February 24, 2009 So if your "opponent" does not even post in this tread, do you win by default? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 24, 2009 So if your "opponent" does not even post in this tread, do you win by default? Almost correct. If they either choose to not participate or rest on their status of the year they joined and hope that's enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,237 Posted February 24, 2009 Absolutely!! +5 for use of your 15,000th post!! I hit 21,000 posts today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted February 24, 2009 I hit 21,000 posts today. Yeah, but my 15000th post was in this thread. I rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted February 24, 2009 Jocstrap vs Bmoney 2nd post (#78) did Bmoney ever tell you how he picked his name? Back when I was a boy M any boys beat me up like their toy O uch I would scream, then tears would roll N ow the tears are tears of joy E very time I get it from behind Y ou now know the rest of the story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted February 24, 2009 Het Voltaire...Can you ship me some Calgon...you know..cheap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 5,537 Posted February 24, 2009 Het Voltaire...Can you ship me some Calgon...you know..cheap? Sure. I'll also send you a recipe for stir fried cat and some traditional Chinese medicine that can move hair from your back to the top of your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted February 24, 2009 Titans, Buccs, Bear Oh my....are you saying MTSkiBum should get points for that post?! No, I'm saying he should lose points for that lame ass post. Of course, the fact that I have made a half dozen posts in this thread and am losing to someone who has yet to make an appearance, only because of his "seniority bonus" is lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 986 Posted February 24, 2009 Yostevo's favorite football team fired Matt Millen. And still went 0-16. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted February 24, 2009 dear cuse9 props to you for initiating this competition it appears to be more static than the GOTY dealio of which i not only did not deserve to be invited into much less receiving enough votes to finish in 2nd place :cough: now, here is the main cogency of this babble * i do not deserve to be in this game * i find myself coming here less and less and i never came that much at all (bet you thought you'd never hear ME say that) * i would suggest that YOU expunge my character from contention (as if i had a chance, anyway) * YOU could either select a more fitting person or hold a runoff ... YOU could even Blagojevich it (it's YOUR game ... thank you and thank you for taking the rediculous political crap off page 1 (for the most part) btw - nobody liked my movie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,636 Posted February 24, 2009 btw - nobody liked my movie Nobody really likes anything about you. Why would they like your movie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted February 24, 2009 Nobody really likes anything about you. Why would they like your movie? Yeah, very few geeks actually dig the mature pron stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 876 Posted February 24, 2009 i find myself coming here less and less making up for that on the laps of aged musicmen all over the great state of Florida? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted February 24, 2009 Nobody really likes anything about you. Why would they like your movie? [Kelso] BURN!!! [/Kelso] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lackman 0 Posted February 24, 2009 Nobody really likes anything about you. Why would they like your movie? Lackman thinks SUXBNME wants a slice of some granny poonanny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 584 Posted February 24, 2009 You know things have slowed down at the Geek Club when I make the Geek Playoffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuse9 131 Posted February 24, 2009 No, I'm saying he should lose points for that lame ass post. Of course, the fact that I have made a half dozen posts in this thread and am losing to someone who has yet to make an appearance, only because of his "seniority bonus" is lame. Have no fear, this has been dually noted!! The points are not continuously updated and all points aren't posted throughout the thread. Still wondering what it would take to get Mike to chime in?! The longer we go with Mike not chiming in the more the point value will go up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted February 24, 2009 My latest and greatest contribution was chasing that cat loving, coors light drinking phag to another forearm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,862 Posted February 24, 2009 I gave everyone the stripper cam, until it died and went PPV... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites