I'm at a crossroads with the wimmens

[Big_Pete 0]

So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do?

 

Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C)

 

Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D)

 

Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C)

 

So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean?

So which way do I go?

[jerryskids 6,962]

Sure, I'll play along. I thought you were looking for the "special" one. (a), a 9.95 with no negatives mentioned, seems like a prospect (although I find it hard to believe that you find a 36C to be that level of hotness). Why not explore a relationship with her?

[Big_Pete 0]

Sure, I'll play along. I thought you were looking for the "special" one. (a), a 9.95 with no negatives mentioned, seems like a prospect (although I find it hard to believe that you find a 36C to be that level of hotness). Why not explore a relationship with her?

Sorry, her 36C are fake. She's 5'2", so she's a tiny girl with big boobs. I'd marry this chick in a heartbeat, and at a time, she wanted to marry me, but she's convinced that we would self destruct as a couple now. I'm not sure why. I think she just doesn't trust that I wouldn't break up with her and hurt her, cause I broke up with her every time we ever broke up. Even though now, I can say 100% that I'd never break up with her, minus her going bat sh1t crazy, and I mean focking bat sh1t crazy, to where I'm fearing for my life.

And her negatives is that she's bi polar. That's why I kept breaking up with her. I could take the ups and downs, but when there were more downs than ups, it started breaking my will to live, know what I mean? But now she's on meds. She's still bi polar, but her downs aren't nearly as bad, so I know I could make it work.

[remote controller 143]

Quit being a poser, grow some real nuts, and treat a women right you focking loser.

[Big_Pete 0]

Quit being a poser, grow some real nuts, and treat a women right you focking loser.

I do treat women right. I'm a huge sweetheart when I'm with someone. Their needs and happiness come first, and they always feel like the most special person on the planet.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

Come out of the focking closet, you phag. You aren't fooling anyone. Seriously.

[jets24 6]

First of all, we all know you are talking about TNG, Saw and Brown Eyed Girl.

 

I would say go with TNG but she may delete the conversation

 

I would say go with Saw but you know...been there, done that.

 

So...BEG it is.

 

Give the other two some lingerie.

 

 

De Plane De Plane !

[jerryskids 6,962]

Sorry, her 36C are fake. She's 5'2", so she's a tiny girl with big boobs. I'd marry this chick in a heartbeat, and at a time, she wanted to marry me, but she's convinced that we would self destruct as a couple now. I'm not sure why. I think she just doesn't trust that I wouldn't break up with her and hurt her, cause I broke up with her every time we ever broke up. Even though now, I can say 100% that I'd never break up with her, minus her going bat sh1t crazy, and I mean focking bat sh1t crazy, to where I'm fearing for my life.

And her negatives is that she's bi polar. That's why I kept breaking up with her. I could take the ups and downs, but when there were more downs than ups, it started breaking my will to live, know what I mean? But now she's on meds. She's still bi polar, but her downs aren't nearly as bad, so I know I could make it work.

Why would you "marry this chick in a heartbeat" when she is a missed med away from being Lizzy Borden?

[heavy-set 39]

i need help too.

 

 

which candy bar

 

1- 3 musketeeers mint. 2 pieces of pillowy mint coated in dark choclate

 

2- raisnettes, covered in dark choclate

 

3- junior mints, well, its a junior mint.

 

 

also

 

 

what site should i jerk too?

 

1- mofosex.com

 

2- submityourex.com

 

3- 2 girls 1 cup

[Big_Pete 0]

Why would you "marry this chick in a heartbeat" when she is a missed med away from being Lizzy Borden?

Cause I have really good insurance and would make sure she takes her meds. Plus this woman is just so driven to do good. Yeah, she's wired all screwy, but the meds help. It isn't just her looks. If she got fat, I'd still want to be with her. I don't know what it is, but I just love this woman and am afraid I always will, which is why it is so tragic that she thinks we'd self destruct if we dated again

[IGotWorms 4,060]

[tikigods 76]

i need help too.

which candy bar

 

1- 3 musketeeers mint. 2 pieces of pillowy mint coated in dark choclate

 

2- raisnettes, covered in dark choclate

 

3- junior mints, well, its a junior mint.

also

what site should i jerk too?

 

1- mofosex.com

 

2- submityourex.com

 

3- 2 girls 1 cup

 

All three candy bars are fails. Mint? WTF....go drink some tea if you want mint, hippie.

 

Definitely two girls, one cup. Real chocolate.

[zmanzzzz 1]

What should I do?

 

you strike me as someone who would be a great faag.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I've had no doubt that you're at the crossroads of your sexuality.

[Big_Pete 0]

All I'm saying is I know if I get with Chick A, with how much we both love eachother, I think I'll get hurt, cause she won't want a relationship with me, and that's depressing as hell.

Maybe all this is because I'm just bummed out about it and felt like whoring myself out would fill a void, but deep down inside, I know it wont, and at the end of the night, I'll just be more lonely

[jerryskids 6,962]

Cause I have really good insurance and would make sure she takes her meds. Plus this woman is just so driven to do good. Yeah, she's wired all screwy, but the meds help. It isn't just her looks. If she got fat, I'd still want to be with her. I don't know what it is, but I just love this woman and am afraid I always will, which is why it is so tragic that she thinks we'd self destruct if we dated again

I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes.

[tikigods 76]

I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes.

 

Dr. Jerryskids

[jerryskids 6,962]

Dr. Jerryskids

Just trying to help.

[Big_Pete 0]

I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes.

We've actually looked at rings before. I'm just bummed I guess. Although I can bang her anytime I want, and hang out with her and be best friends and be intimate and act in every way as her boyfriend or husband, knowing I'm not is just depressing.

[MedStudent 56]

Post some pics so we can compare.

[tikigods 76]

Just trying to help.

 

You're a good man, Jerry....no matter what jvirne says about you.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,538]

So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do?

 

Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C)

 

Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D)

 

Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C)

 

So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean?

So which way do I go?

 

 

1- Fugure out which one has the most money. 2- Eat a bullet. 3- Enjoy the dirt nap and have 1, pay for it. 4- The step you left out. Have them all engrave, " What a Douche" on the headstone and make sure we all at the Geek Club know where it is.

[jerryskids 6,962]

You're a good man, Jerry....no matter what jvirne says about you.

Your just rubbing in the fact that you won't let me into your elitist clubhouse.

[zmanzzzz 1]

can sizes?

[joeshushu 51]

After I die, I want to be reincarnated as Big Pete or Johnny Chan.

[BMoney 0]

Post some pics so we can compare.

 

 

I agree...lets see the goods..and i think i know chick-fil-a...is her name melanie?

 

 

what should you do? set up a geek meat and let us run the train on this short drugged up, bi-polar, big boob havin, low esteem having skank....

 

gal 2 isnt squirting..shes p1ssing on you like newborns do..take a hint, mr mom...

[TheNewGirl 1,580]

Please tell me that Chick A is NOT the girl I think it is.

[TheBlade 3]

can sizes?

Reading comprehension????

 

Itsatip that all three girls have can size listed.

[zmanzzzz 1]

Reading comprehension????

 

Itsatip that all three girls have can size listed.

 

i never reed bid peets posts, he's gay.

[TheBlade 3]

i never reed bid peets posts, he's gay.

Dude, are you drunk???

 

WTF did you just say?

[zmanzzzz 1]

Dude, are you drunk???

 

WTF did you just say?

 

i'ld do him.

[TheBlade 3]

i'ld do him.

 

 

[shotsup 833]

Crossroads ? Wimmens ?

 

Come outta the closet dude.

[GettnHuge 2]

Crossroads ? Wimmens ?

 

Come outta the closet dude.

[tikigods 76]

Your just rubbing in the fact that you won't let me into your elitist clubhouse.

 

[peenie 1,944]

date all 3.

let them know you're not interested in settling down right now.

let each one know how special they are, but you don't want to lie to them so you're letting them know you're seeing other people.

wear condoms and let us know when the fun begins.

[dain11279 978]

So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do?

 

Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C)

 

Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D)

Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C)

 

So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean?

So which way do I go?

 

There's your answer.

[kutulu 1,692]

I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A.

 

This is your answer. Also, since this is a complete bullshit story you can tailor the ending so that the drama is kept to a minimum.

[NorthernVike 2,088]

Come out of the focking closet, you phag. You aren't fooling anyone. Seriously.

 

 

If he did that then the question becomes.....

 

 

Do I fock SUX ?

Do I fock Tiki ?

Do I fock myself ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer:  Go fock yourself

[Franknbeans 46]

BIG PETE*!&!(*&^^%$