Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do? Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C) Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D) Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C) So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean? So which way do I go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted April 24, 2009 Sure, I'll play along. I thought you were looking for the "special" one. (a), a 9.95 with no negatives mentioned, seems like a prospect (although I find it hard to believe that you find a 36C to be that level of hotness). Why not explore a relationship with her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Sure, I'll play along. I thought you were looking for the "special" one. (a), a 9.95 with no negatives mentioned, seems like a prospect (although I find it hard to believe that you find a 36C to be that level of hotness). Why not explore a relationship with her? Sorry, her 36C are fake. She's 5'2", so she's a tiny girl with big boobs. I'd marry this chick in a heartbeat, and at a time, she wanted to marry me, but she's convinced that we would self destruct as a couple now. I'm not sure why. I think she just doesn't trust that I wouldn't break up with her and hurt her, cause I broke up with her every time we ever broke up. Even though now, I can say 100% that I'd never break up with her, minus her going bat sh1t crazy, and I mean focking bat sh1t crazy, to where I'm fearing for my life. And her negatives is that she's bi polar. That's why I kept breaking up with her. I could take the ups and downs, but when there were more downs than ups, it started breaking my will to live, know what I mean? But now she's on meds. She's still bi polar, but her downs aren't nearly as bad, so I know I could make it work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted April 24, 2009 Quit being a poser, grow some real nuts, and treat a women right you focking loser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Quit being a poser, grow some real nuts, and treat a women right you focking loser. I do treat women right. I'm a huge sweetheart when I'm with someone. Their needs and happiness come first, and they always feel like the most special person on the planet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted April 24, 2009 Come out of the focking closet, you phag. You aren't fooling anyone. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 24, 2009 First of all, we all know you are talking about TNG, Saw and Brown Eyed Girl. I would say go with TNG but she may delete the conversation I would say go with Saw but you know...been there, done that. So...BEG it is. Give the other two some lingerie. De Plane De Plane ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted April 24, 2009 Sorry, her 36C are fake. She's 5'2", so she's a tiny girl with big boobs. I'd marry this chick in a heartbeat, and at a time, she wanted to marry me, but she's convinced that we would self destruct as a couple now. I'm not sure why. I think she just doesn't trust that I wouldn't break up with her and hurt her, cause I broke up with her every time we ever broke up. Even though now, I can say 100% that I'd never break up with her, minus her going bat sh1t crazy, and I mean focking bat sh1t crazy, to where I'm fearing for my life.And her negatives is that she's bi polar. That's why I kept breaking up with her. I could take the ups and downs, but when there were more downs than ups, it started breaking my will to live, know what I mean? But now she's on meds. She's still bi polar, but her downs aren't nearly as bad, so I know I could make it work. Why would you "marry this chick in a heartbeat" when she is a missed med away from being Lizzy Borden? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavy-set 39 Posted April 24, 2009 i need help too. which candy bar 1- 3 musketeeers mint. 2 pieces of pillowy mint coated in dark choclate 2- raisnettes, covered in dark choclate 3- junior mints, well, its a junior mint. also what site should i jerk too? 1- mofosex.com 2- submityourex.com 3- 2 girls 1 cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Why would you "marry this chick in a heartbeat" when she is a missed med away from being Lizzy Borden? Cause I have really good insurance and would make sure she takes her meds. Plus this woman is just so driven to do good. Yeah, she's wired all screwy, but the meds help. It isn't just her looks. If she got fat, I'd still want to be with her. I don't know what it is, but I just love this woman and am afraid I always will, which is why it is so tragic that she thinks we'd self destruct if we dated again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted April 24, 2009 i need help too.which candy bar 1- 3 musketeeers mint. 2 pieces of pillowy mint coated in dark choclate 2- raisnettes, covered in dark choclate 3- junior mints, well, its a junior mint. also what site should i jerk too? 1- mofosex.com 2- submityourex.com 3- 2 girls 1 cup All three candy bars are fails. Mint? WTF....go drink some tea if you want mint, hippie. Definitely two girls, one cup. Real chocolate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted April 24, 2009 What should I do? you strike me as someone who would be a great faag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted April 24, 2009 I've had no doubt that you're at the crossroads of your sexuality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 All I'm saying is I know if I get with Chick A, with how much we both love eachother, I think I'll get hurt, cause she won't want a relationship with me, and that's depressing as hell. Maybe all this is because I'm just bummed out about it and felt like whoring myself out would fill a void, but deep down inside, I know it wont, and at the end of the night, I'll just be more lonely Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted April 24, 2009 Cause I have really good insurance and would make sure she takes her meds. Plus this woman is just so driven to do good. Yeah, she's wired all screwy, but the meds help. It isn't just her looks. If she got fat, I'd still want to be with her. I don't know what it is, but I just love this woman and am afraid I always will, which is why it is so tragic that she thinks we'd self destruct if we dated again I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted April 24, 2009 I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes. Dr. Jerryskids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted April 24, 2009 Dr. Jerryskids Just trying to help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 24, 2009 I'll keep playing. Pete, if this is true, ask her to marry you. There is no other option that doesn't leave you miserable for the rest of your life. Let us know how it goes. We've actually looked at rings before. I'm just bummed I guess. Although I can bang her anytime I want, and hang out with her and be best friends and be intimate and act in every way as her boyfriend or husband, knowing I'm not is just depressing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted April 24, 2009 Post some pics so we can compare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted April 24, 2009 Just trying to help. You're a good man, Jerry....no matter what jvirne says about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,538 Posted April 24, 2009 So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do? Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C) Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D) Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C) So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean? So which way do I go? 1- Fugure out which one has the most money. 2- Eat a bullet. 3- Enjoy the dirt nap and have 1, pay for it. 4- The step you left out. Have them all engrave, " What a Douche" on the headstone and make sure we all at the Geek Club know where it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,962 Posted April 24, 2009 You're a good man, Jerry....no matter what jvirne says about you. Your just rubbing in the fact that you won't let me into your elitist clubhouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeshushu 51 Posted April 24, 2009 After I die, I want to be reincarnated as Big Pete or Johnny Chan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted April 24, 2009 Post some pics so we can compare. I agree...lets see the goods..and i think i know chick-fil-a...is her name melanie? what should you do? set up a geek meat and let us run the train on this short drugged up, bi-polar, big boob havin, low esteem having skank.... gal 2 isnt squirting..shes p1ssing on you like newborns do..take a hint, mr mom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,580 Posted April 24, 2009 Please tell me that Chick A is NOT the girl I think it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBlade 3 Posted April 24, 2009 can sizes? Reading comprehension???? Itsatip that all three girls have can size listed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Reading comprehension???? Itsatip that all three girls have can size listed. i never reed bid peets posts, he's gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBlade 3 Posted April 24, 2009 i never reed bid peets posts, he's gay. Dude, are you drunk??? WTF did you just say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zmanzzzz 1 Posted April 24, 2009 Dude, are you drunk??? WTF did you just say? i'ld do him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 833 Posted April 24, 2009 Crossroads ? Wimmens ? Come outta the closet dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted April 24, 2009 Crossroads ? Wimmens ? Come outta the closet dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted April 24, 2009 Your just rubbing in the fact that you won't let me into your elitist clubhouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,944 Posted April 24, 2009 date all 3. let them know you're not interested in settling down right now. let each one know how special they are, but you don't want to lie to them so you're letting them know you're seeing other people. wear condoms and let us know when the fun begins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 978 Posted April 24, 2009 So I have 3 chicks wanting me, and only 1 d1ck. What should I do? Chick A: I have history with. Super, super hot, fantastic in bed, the best I've ever had, and I'm the best she's ever had. We've pretty much come to the conclusion that we will never be "just friends" cause we want to fock eachother way too much, hense we either have nothing to do with eachother for decent stints at a time, and then see eachother for about equal stints of time, there is no inbetween. She's Bi and says she wants 3somes with me and another hot chick. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at a 9.95 (36C) Chick B: I have history with this chick. She's 21 and immature, which is why I ended it with her, but she wants me and wants to go wild with me. Apparently I've made her squirt while pounding her, and that blew her mind, so she really wants me again. Terms of hottness, I'd put her as an 8 (36D) Chick C: New chick that is completely Bi and loves to fock chicks as well as she wants to fock me. We haven't done much of anything physically together, but she would be the first chick I've ever had with a tongue piercing, so that intrigues me. I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. Terms of hottness, I'd put her at an 8 (34C) So which way should I go? I'm feeling greedy and want to knock it out with all 3, but I know that each will want to monopolize my time, and that will be just too damn much energy and drama, and trying to talk my way out of their houses to go to the next chick will be next to impossible, know what I mean? So which way do I go? There's your answer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted April 24, 2009 I probably could convince her to have a 3some with Chick A, but I also think that would add way too much drama seeing I have a history with Chick A. This is your answer. Also, since this is a complete bullshit story you can tailor the ending so that the drama is kept to a minimum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted April 24, 2009 Come out of the focking closet, you phag. You aren't fooling anyone. Seriously. If he did that then the question becomes..... Do I fock SUX ? Do I fock Tiki ? Do I fock myself ? Answer: Go fock yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Franknbeans 46 Posted April 24, 2009 BIG PETE*!&!(*&^^%$ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites