edjr 7,037 Posted May 26, 2009 Why do bad things continue to happen to such good people? PHOENIX – The near-fatal strangulation of boxer Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter appears to be a "tragic accident," police say. Exodus Tyson was on life support Tuesday after apparently accidentally hanging herself on a cord dangling from a treadmill in her modest central Phoenix home. "Somehow she was playing on this treadmill, and there's a cord that hangs under the console — it's kind of a loop," police Sgt. Andy Hill said. "Either she slipped or put her head in the loop, but it acted like a noose, and she was obviously unable to get herself off of it." Exodus' 7-year-old brother found her Monday and told their mother, who was in another room. She took Exodus off the cord, called 911 and tried to revive her. Responding officers and firefighters performed CPR on Exodus as they rushed her to a nearby hospital, where she was in "extremely critical condition" and on life support, Hill said. Hill said former heavyweight champion Tyson, 42, had been in Las Vegas but flew to Phoenix immediately after learning of the accident. "The Tyson family would like to extend our deepest and most heartfelt thanks for all your prayers and support, and we ask that we be allowed our privacy at this difficult time," the boxer said in a statement. Brief footage from local TV station KTVK showed Tyson arriving at the hospital in a white button-up and black pants, and looking around with a frown before going inside. Hill said everything in the investigation pointed to a "tragic accident," adding that calls involving children is an officer's most difficult duty. "Those are the things that stay with you in your career," he said. "We always hope for a miracle — not to have the worst happen to a child." Neighbors said they were surprised and saddened when they heard what had happened. "It's terrible," said Abby St. Jermain, who grew up in the neighborhood and is house-sitting for her parents down the street. "The kids are so sweet. We always see them riding their bikes, playing. They've just been wonderful people." Dinka Radic, who lives across the street, described Exodus as smart and sweet. "The little girl, she says 'You got chocolate in your house?'" Radic said. "I say 'Yes,' and she says, 'OK, give me some.'" When she gives the girl the chocolate, Radic said "she just kisses me on my knees. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Very nice." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,032 Posted May 26, 2009 Asked for comment, Mike said " I will eat my kids!!!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,849 Posted May 26, 2009 This thread over at FBG has been locked... http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469835 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted May 26, 2009 See? THIS is why I keep my treadmill in an entirely different room. - And never visit it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted May 26, 2009 these treadmills can be focking viscious. and then, when you have a bad treadmill owner, kids get hurt. didn't Tyson learn anything from Michael Vick!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted May 26, 2009 This thread over at FBG has been locked... http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469835 I swear to Gawd, there's a whole posse over there that just sits around WAITING to be offendorded. Here's Otis with his manties in a wad: Goggins confirming he is one of the lowest tier posters around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 26, 2009 what idiot buys a piece of workout equipment for the home and doesn't have it safely covered with clothes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,037 Posted May 26, 2009 what idiot buys a piece of workout equipment for the home and doesn't have it safely covered with clothes? GettnHuge is on FIYAH today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted May 26, 2009 WTF does "Extremely Critical" mean? Like when you come into the ER, they say, "This one is critical, but only a little bit critical. Now this guy is extremely critical. And - holy sh!t - This one is extremely severely majorly focking critical!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted May 26, 2009 WTF does "Extremely Critical" mean? Like when you come into the ER, they say, "This one is critical, but only a little bit critical. Now this guy is extremely critical. And - holy sh!t - This one is extremely severely majorly focking critical!" I dunno. It's kind of like the judges on American Idol. The black guy can be critical, but that Simon guy can be EXTREMELY critical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted May 26, 2009 QUOTEDinka Radic, who lives across the street, described Exodus as smart and sweet. Really? Treadmill >>> kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted May 26, 2009 I heard if she doesn't make it they are going to donate an ear to Evander Holyfield. kutulu----------to------------->hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 873 Posted May 26, 2009 An even better question is who, in their right mind, would have focked mike tyson ~ 5 years ago. Who looks at a washed-up, face-tattooed, ex-con, wife-beating, child-eating, cocaine using, idiot with a near single digit IQ and says "oooohhhh I wanna have yo' Baby!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 26, 2009 An even better question is who, in their right mind, would have focked mike tyson ~ 5 years ago. Who looks at a washed-up, face-tattooed, ex-con, wife-beating, child-eating, cocaine using, idiot with a near single digit IQ and says "oooohhhh I wanna have yo' Baby!" jellus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpbuckeye 3 Posted May 26, 2009 This thread over at FBG has been locked... http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469835 One of the things I love about this site is we don't have to read about bad things happening to kids, regardless of the cause. Have you guys changed your policy on this? It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted May 26, 2009 It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? they get beat up by jose canseco? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 873 Posted May 26, 2009 It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? They watch American Idol and listen to Coldplay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted May 26, 2009 It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? wow. i never go there, but boy is that ever tame compared to the gutter depths to which you dregs of society frequently dive. that's why i love this place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,797 Posted May 26, 2009 It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? I would love to ask that question. I mean wth? You see much worse stuff on the news. You hear much coarser language in the workplace. That has always just amazed me. I can't help but think of The Flanders kids when I think of that place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted May 26, 2009 Upon hearing the news, Mike responded: I'm ecstathic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeroTolerance 584 Posted May 26, 2009 Accident...yeah, yeah I like that, lets go with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted May 27, 2009 I think you guys should jihad Football Gays during week 1 of the NFL season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted May 27, 2009 I think you guys should jihad Football Gays during week 1 of the NFL season I'm banned till November. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted May 27, 2009 She gone Better stay the fuck away from Mikey these days, he's liable to cut somebodys heart out http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-t...p&type=lgns Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,196 Posted May 27, 2009 She gone Better stay the fuck away from Mikey these days, he's liable to cut somebodys heart out http://sports.yahoo.com/box/news?slug=ap-t...p&type=lgns The wife told me a few minutes ago she heard she died on the local radio. Very sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted May 27, 2009 The wife told me a few minutes ago she heard she died on the local radio. Very sad. First the girl gets strangled by a treadmill. Then dies on a radio?? Focking appliances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,629 Posted May 27, 2009 This thread over at FBG has been locked... http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469835 threads detailing the abuse of children typically not allowed on this site -- see Posty for more details Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Elistan 106 Posted May 27, 2009 Exodus has made her exodus. What the hell kinda of name is that for a girl...marked for death from birth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lionsjunkie 1 Posted May 27, 2009 The wife told me a few minutes ago she heard she died on the local radio. Very sad. First the girl gets strangled by a treadmill. Then dies on a radio?? Focking appliances. I am going to hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,005 Posted May 27, 2009 i'm going to have to say 3 hail mary's because i actually laughed numerous times reading this thread. you all are so evil! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,849 Posted May 27, 2009 threads detailing the abuse of children typically not allowed on this site -- see Posty for more details Damn, I missed that nugget the first time through... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,196 Posted May 27, 2009 Damn, I missed that nugget the first time through... Really? I went and read that abomination of a thread, I figured that you searched for your name and stumbled upon it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted May 27, 2009 there would have been a time when I could have made fun of Mike Tyson and not really cared how f'd up his life is or what happened to him and his family... but I can't help but thinking about my own kids... even when it's Mike Tyson, a story like this make me sick to my stomach. so sad. that little kid never had a chance, even if this terrible accident hadn't happened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted May 27, 2009 there would have been a time when I could have made fun of Mike Tyson and not really cared how f'd up his life is or what happened to him and his family... but I can't help but thinking about my own kids... even when it's Mike Tyson, a story like this make me sick to my stomach. so sad. that little kid never had a chance, even if this terrible accident hadn't happened. Jeez, way to bring down a room Debbie Downer. You're rooning some good jokes assface. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted May 27, 2009 there would have been a time when I could have made fun of Mike Tyson and not really cared how f'd up his life is or what happened to him and his family... but I can't help but thinking about my own kids... even when it's Mike Tyson, a story like this make me sick to my stomach. so sad. that little kid never had a chance, even if this terrible accident hadn't happened. I've got a 5 and 3 year old. This is truly sad for all parents Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 479 Posted May 27, 2009 It shocks me that many of the guys on that site are such sissies. What do they do when they step out in the real world? OK, that crosses the line. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted May 27, 2009 Now they have their panties in a bunch about the use of quotation marks. Post #4. Good grief. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469932 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,196 Posted May 27, 2009 Now they have their panties in a bunch about the use of quotation marks. Post #4. Good grief. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469932 Where the fock do they find so many men like this, seriously? It's like a race to point out to Joe and Co. how they identified a meanie on the internet, and it gets them some sort of points or something. It's pathetic. I haven't posted there in forevah for fear of getting banned, and keeping my account active in the event of a highly improbable... OK, possible... alright, probable event of a long term crash here again, but I may need to resurrect myself and be an "excellent" pain in the ass there again. Hey Joe, if you are reading this, I'm just excellently kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,629 Posted May 27, 2009 Now they have their panties in a bunch about the use of quotation marks. Post #4. Good grief. http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index...howtopic=469932 I'm about to drop a bomb that will for certain give me another life time ban there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,629 Posted May 27, 2009 So sorry for the awful news. There goes the idea of me buying any sort of electrical workout equipment for my house. Jeebus Christ...wtf is wrong with you? If the poor girl accidently stabbed herself with a steak knife would you stop eating meat? Better idea...Shield your children from anything and everything that could possibly harm them. Pets? no way...They might scratch Microwaves? forget it...I heard they caused cancer back in the 70's Lawnmowers? I'm selling mine...My baby might just figure out how to start it and chop her pretty little head off Computers? Fook that...I heard that you could electrocute yourself starting it up if you're standing in a bucket of water Teach and educate your kids, retreads Seriously... Shiate happens people. Report me, ban me..I don't give a flip, just quit being such a freakin' nancy boy :thumbdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites