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What's the difference between Tiggers and Bengals?

 

Apparently Bengals CAN'T bounce!

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Man he can really fly.............out of the back of a pickup.

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Did you hear how fast the truck he fell out of was going? I heard it was going about Ochocinco.

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The scouting report was right on with this guy....nothing but a middle of the road receiver.

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I wouldn't take Chris Henry on my fantasy football team even if he fell of the back of a truck...oh.

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The scouting report was right on with this guy....nothing but a middle of the road receiver.

Terrible on crossing routes.

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The Bengals are on the road this week, but there is a big tailgate party planned for the next home game in his memory.

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Did you hear how fast the truck he fell out of was going? I heard it was about about Ochocinco.

Now thats funny.

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When we look back at his career, this will just be a little bump in the road. :wave:

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The Bengals are on the road this week, but there is a big tailgate party planned for the next home game in his memory.

 

 

The Bengals are on the road this week, literally.

 

:wave:

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They just released the 911 tapes. On the tape, you can clearly hear the radio in the truck playing ACDC's "Black In Back".

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More from the 911 tape:

 

 

Broad: MA BOYFRANDS IN THE ROAD! I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD!

 

Operator: Ma'am, is he dead or should I send an ambulance?

 

Broad: I DUNNO! I DUNNO!

 

Op: Ma'am, you need to make sure he's dead."

 

Broad: VROOOM!! WHUMP!! Okay, I'm pretty sure he's dead now.

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Why did Chris Henry cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because he was thrown from the bed of a truck during a domestic dispute and landed in the road, where he lay until he was taken to the hospital in critical condition and finally pronounced dead this morning.

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They just released the 911 tapes. On the tape, you can clearly hear the radio in the truck playing ACDC's "Black In Back".

I heard it was "Highway to Hell".

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Which NFL penalty most applies?

 

Five Yards

 

1. Defensive holding or illegal use of hands (automatic first down).

2. Delay of game on offense or defense.

3. Delay of kickoff.

4. Encroachment.

5. Excessive time out(s).

6. False start.

7. Illegal formation.

8. Illegal shift.

9. Illegal motion.

10. Illegal substitution.

11. First onside kickoff out of bounds between goal lines and untouched or last touched by kicker.

12. Invalid fair catch signal.

13. More than 11 players on the field at snap for either team.

14. Less than seven men on offensive line at snap.

15. Offside.

16. Failure to pause one second after shift or huddle.

17. Littering

18. Running into kicker.

19. More than one man in motion at snap.

20. Grasping facemask of the ball carrier or quarterback.

21. Player out of bounds at snap.

22. Ineligible member(s) of kicking team going beyond line of scrimmage before ball is kicked.

23. Illegal return.

24. Failure to report change of eligibility.

25. Neutral zone infraction.

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Pre Draft St Louis Scouting Report

 

Chris Henry

 

Willing to go over the middle.

Good speed.

Nice bounce.

Able to leap tall pickups in a single leap.

Not "Ram Tough."

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He'll be the #1 "sleeper JOKE" in 2010 FF drafts!

 

You KNOW someone at your draft is going to think they are funny and "choose" him.

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You KNOW someone at your draft is going to think they are funny and "choose" him.

 

No doubt, we had a guy with McNair as a draft pick.

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Which NFL penalty most applies?

 

17. Littering

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His last werds were...That's how I roll :thumbsup:

 

 

This is my favorite one right here :first:

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Some dood in the IBL league picked him up yesterday. :thumbsup:

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Thread of the year? It has my vote. :ninja:

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Some dood in the IBL league picked him up yesterday. :bandana:

 

He will be a deep pick next year...about six feet deep. :doublethumbsup:

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