Have you ever been accused of being an alias of a "legitimate" poster?

[Dongholster 0]

I can fathom few things more insulting than being accused of being an alias. Numerous posters here have accused me of that very thing. I've done my best to debunk this myth and have gone so far as to post my picture in the current pinned thread and the earlier geek pic post thread (before the Latin Pimp crash).

 

Assuming arguendo that I am indeed alias, just who do you think I am an alias of?

 

Taking it one step further, if I truly am an alias, and anyone here is able to successfully identify me, I will reveal myself. Seriously.

 

So, guess away, and good luck!

[KSB2424 3,087]

Hi Burt!

[Big Blue 06 195]

I was once, but I don't remember by whom or who they accused me of being. Clearly, it made a strong impression.

[FlaHawker 24]

Hi Newbie

[Juggernauts 0]

I think because I don't come around that often anymore I sometimes am. The latest was an alias of edjr I believe.

 

What if you're an alias of an alias and I guess that first alias? Does that count? Hi Rusty.

[surferskin 30]

You're not going to get to 60k like this, edjr.

[gocolts 300]

I think damn near everyone here has been accused of being an alias at one time or another. We had a long period where a couple of posters did this multiple times a day at one point. I myself have been accused of being one dozens of times. At one point, I went as far as posting my telephone number. Received many many calls. Not one had the balls to talk. Just quick one liners. It was prolly just a couple of our resident stalkers thinking they were being funny. The posters with "Frank" in their usernames are best known for stalking around here. One of them is infatuated with kpbuckeye.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Seriously, who gives a fock?

[Juggernauts 0]

Seriously, who gives a fock?

 

 

Says the man who is an alias!

[FlaHawker 24]

I think damn near everyone here has been accused of being an alias at one time or another. We had a long period where a couple of posters did this multiple times a day at one point. I myself have been accused of being one dozens of times. At one point, I went as far as posting my telephone number. Received many many calls. Not one had the balls to talk. Just quick one liners. It was prolly just a couple of our resident stalkers thinking they were being funny. The posters with "Frank" in their usernames are best known for stalking around here. One of them is infatuated with kpbuckeye.

What were the one liners? And yes it was probably both Franks.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

Says the man who is an alias!

[gocolts 300]

What were the one liners? And yes it was probably both Franks.

A couple that I understood were "gocolts loves cack" and "gocolts is a phag". Most of them were trying to diguse there voice for some odd reason(As if I would recognize it or something ) so I couldn't understand what they were saying.

footballpowers was one that called too.

[FlaHawker 24]

A couple that I understood were "gocolts loves cack" and "gocolts is a phag". Most of them were trying to diguse there voice for some odd reason(As if I would recognize it or something ) so I couldn't understand what they were saying.

footballpowers was one that called too.

[Dongholster 0]

Good guesses, but none would be correct, if I was actually an alias.

[shotsup 832]

Good guesses, but none would be correct, if I was actually an alias.

So you are not an alias yet we should guess who you are ?

 

You are Tom Brady

[Dongholster 0]

So you are not an alias yet we should guess who you are ?

 

You are Tom Brady

 

Wow! Nothing gets by you.

 

And no, I am not Tom Brady, although if I was, I would fock the sh!t out of myself

[patweisers44 710]

So you are not an alias yet we should guess who you are ?

 

You are Tom Brady

so thats the NFL player thats also a member of the Geek Club..wow..i always thought that was a hoax.

[surferskin 30]

I've never been accused of being a legitimate poster.

[RLLD 3,541]

There was a time when I was told I was black.....until I proved I was employed.....

[edjr 5,725]

I've been accused of being more people than Sybil

[pimptastic69 0]

Pimptaddy

 

 

The only reason I selected the handle was because one of my fantasy team names at the time was Da 'Nati Pimptastics.

[kilroy69 1,026]

Im pretty sure I was just accused of being edjr's alias within the last few months. I just laugh. Im not anyones alias and I have only had one in the entire time I have been here. Something like fftodaysucks back when I was part of thehuddle and just checking this place out.

 

There was a time when I was told I was black.....until I proved I was employed.....

Seriously. For years I just.....assumed you were black. Something about the username? I dont know.

[edjr 5,725]

Im pretty sure I was just accused of being edjr's alias within the last few months. I just laugh. Im not anyones alias and I have only had one in the entire time I have been here. Something like fftodaysucks back when I was part of thehuddle and just checking this place out.

shut up and get back in my alias box

[Bert 1,109]

For some reason several focktards around here think I'm Burt.

[kilroy69 1,026]

shut up and get back in my alias box

yeeeeeeeesssssss massssssssster. Dragging my foot like igor.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I know that gutterslut accused me of being an alias, but I am not sure who it thought I was. Maybe it was Swerski.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,955]

Wiffle accused everyone and their mother of being an alias. He even accused me of being a bar of soap.

[kutulu 1,562]

Nope.

[Dongholster 0]

Nope.

 

 

Alright. I will admit this is an alias - I concede that is not much of a revelation.

 

But I will out myself if someone guesses correctly!

[Dongholster 0]

I will give a few hints to help narrow it down:

 

-my real username does not begin with a vowel

-I live in the continental US

-occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography

-my taste in music is vastly superior to yours

-all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues

-I have unusually large genitals

-men want to be me, women want to be with me

-my annual salary is in the high six figures

[Confident Joey Harrington 0]

All of the posters here use alias user names.

 

I'm the only poster who has the balls to use his real name. And I'm also the only poster here who is not a worthless loser armchair QB.

[ADD1CT36 1]

i'm pretty sure everyone has tried to make me someone's alias but mostly edjr's. which i think is cute. i'm now pretty sure that most people really believe that i am just me.

 

[Lackman 0]

I will give a few hints to help narrow it down:

 

-my real username does not begin with a vowel

-I live in the continental US

-occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography

-my taste in music is vastly superior to yours

-all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues

-I have unusually large genitals

-men want to be me, women want to be with me

-my annual salary is in the high six figures

 

Dalem.

Bonginator.

The Elevator Killer.

broussard.

SpankMeCurly

[kutulu 1,562]

I will give a few hints to help narrow it down:

 

-my real username does not begin with a vowel

-I live in the continental US

-occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography

-my taste in music is vastly superior to yours

-all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues

-I have unusually large genitals

-men want to be me, women want to be with me

-my annual salary is in the high six figures

 

Have you ever collected unemployment?

[Chronic Husker 85]

Rat's ass. Go back to the sanctuary.

[kpbuckeye 2]

its gutterboy

[TheNewGirl 1,067]

Yes.

[Voltaire 4,588]

I will give a few hints to help narrow it down:

 

-my real username does not begin with a vowel

-I live in the continental US

-occasionally, I will use the internet to view pornography

-my taste in music is vastly superior to yours

-all 12 of my big $$$ fantasy teams won their leagues

-I have unusually large genitals

-men want to be me, women want to be with me

-my annual salary is in the high six figures

 

Is your father named Cheech? Do you own Mr. Cluck's Chicken?

[shotsup 832]

There was a time when I was told I was black.....until I proved I was employed A murderer .....

 

Fixededed

[Erin Andrews 0]

Alaises are the suck, almost as bad as camera wielding peeping toms...