edjr 6,608 Posted May 27, 2010 She’s got a legion of male fans but from now on they will be seeing a lot less of teenage tennis star Simona Halep. Simona, 18, has yet to translate success as a junior into Grand Slam glory and felt her chest was, er, getting in the way. So she ignored a fans’ petition pleading with her to forget about breast reduction and went ahead with the op. Now the 18-year-old Romanian’s chest is down from 34DD to a more modest 34C cup size. Simona, who won the junior French Open in 2008 and is now ranked 114 in the world, said she has never liked her breasts. She added: “The weight troubles me and my ability to react quickly. My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. “I don’t like them anyway. I’d have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.” But Simona struggled at the French Open in at Roland Garros in Paris this week, crashing out to Aussie Samantha Stosur in the first round of the season’s second Grand Slam event. It just goes to show that size doesn’t matter.. :overhead: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-world/2...15875-22288149/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted May 27, 2010 Looks like Frodo Baggins... I think the bubs were the only thing going for her... Kournikova never won anything either, but she makes loot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,254 Posted May 27, 2010 She is dead to me now.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hdaddy 18 Posted May 27, 2010 I don't even recognize her anymore but damn I never noticed her face was so hideous!!!! Headline should read "Reduction Ruins Butt'erface's Social Life...oh, and She Still Sucks at Tennis" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fenster 6 Posted May 27, 2010 She should be kicked off the tour for conduct detrimental to the league. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Husker 85 Posted May 27, 2010 Good for her. I like boobage as much as the next guy but if this girl wants to win anything in the tennis world, she's not doing it with the two jugs she was born with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted June 4, 2014 Looks like the boob job maybe is helping her career after all. She advanced to the final today at the French Open. Still doesn't give her the right to do what she did though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 4, 2014 How is that kind of surgery even legal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,307 Posted June 4, 2014 That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,914 Posted June 4, 2014 Pretty sure Serena has had no problems winning with her cans. But shes also a black....sooooo....theres that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted June 4, 2014 Pretty sure Serena has had no problems winning with her cans. But shes also a black....sooooo....theres that. Her ass and legs seem more appropriate at Belmont this weekend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted June 4, 2014 I think she's cute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 4, 2014 http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/super-page/tennis-player-dominating-the-french-open-because-of-radical-breast-reduction-surgery/ pictures before and after Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted June 4, 2014 I think the surgeon should be brought up on charges. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 4, 2014 They were floppy saddle bag style, but still a bad move by her... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted June 4, 2014 She still has a healthy rack and she will have a French Open title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted June 5, 2014 How is that kind of surgery even legal? No different than a late term abortion IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted June 8, 2014 She still has a healthy rack and she will have a French Open title. No French Open title... Or ginormous teets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted June 8, 2014 was reading a snippet about this where they referred to Halep as an "unknown" facing Sharapova... heh, heh, not unknown arounf here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MedStudent 56 Posted June 8, 2014 She earned over a million dollars last year and over a million so far in 2014 and is now ranked# 3 in the world. I guess the reduction has paid off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted June 8, 2014 She earned over a million dollars last year and over a million so far in 2014 and is now ranked# 3 in the world. I guess the reduction has paid off. Know what she should buy with that cash? T*ts. The answer is t*ts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted June 8, 2014 Know what she should buy with that cash? T*ts. The answer is t*ts. wonder if they froze 'em... you know, like Ted Williams' head... so she can have 'em back, later?I don't even know if that would count as "fake t!ts"... they were hers to begin with... maybe when she 39 though, it'll be like you're playing with some 29 year old's cans? Saving them like that preserves 'em ya' know! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,838 Posted June 8, 2014 wonder if they froze 'em... you know, like Ted Williams' head... so she can have 'em back, later? I don't even know if that would count as "fake t!ts"... they were hers to begin with... maybe when she 39 though, it'll be like you're playing with some 29 year old's cans? Saving them like that preserves 'em ya' know! I like this thinking... maybe she could do it in stages; put some back in every 10 years or so to have perky 20-something jugs for decades. That would be a lucky husband. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 9, 2014 was reading a snippet about this where they referred to Halep as an "unknown" facing Sharapova... heh, heh, not unknown arounf here! Geek Club doing it big again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 316 Posted June 9, 2014 and how did this all come about? I'm thinking Halep's coach, had to really go out on a limb here. Hours and hours of practice - serving, volleying, training... and she's ranked "100" and a "nobody"... and the coach comes up with this: Coach: Simona... I think you're gonna need... Halep: MORE SERVES! MORE REPS! WHAT! WHAT! Coach: ummmm.. smaller teets. HALEP: COACH: No, No... listen to me! I've done the math Halep: you've done math with my... COACH: ESTIMATES... they're just estimates... sports science and physics with inertia, drag, force, and velocity... I mean, I don't know their exact weights and volume but I've got conservative estimates that prove you'll increase your range by 4% and add 5mph to your serve. Halep: Coach: You've gotta's shrink your t!ts Simona... and if you let me take exact measurements, I can give you exact calculations. You could win the French Open. Trust me! COACH-OF-THE-YEAR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted June 9, 2014 She needed to serve grapefruits instead of oranges... zthats why she lost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted June 9, 2014 Serena Williams never let her giant jugs get in the way of winning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 10, 2014 Serena Williams never let her giant jugs get in the way of winning. She also had a giant everything else to even it out. Simona Halep was like a stick figure with oranges, she was always falling over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted June 10, 2014 She also had a giant everything else to even it out. Simona Halep was like a stick figure with oranges, she was always falling over. Would you rather bang Halep or Williams, if you had to pick one? I'd go Williams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Googballz 39 Posted June 10, 2014 Would you rather bang Halep or Williams, if you had to pick one? I'd go Williams. Doug? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 11, 2014 Would you rather bang Halep or Williams, if you had to pick one? I'd go Williams. I'd bang that ape in the ass, no doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,914 Posted June 11, 2014 Would you rather bang Halep or Williams, if you had to pick one? I'd go Williams. Hank? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 976 Posted June 9, 2017 Made it to the finals of the French Open this weekend against some un-ranked chick. Pulling for her Still miss the cans though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 9, 2017 Made it to the finals of the French Open this weekend against some un-ranked chick. Pulling for her Still miss the cans though At one time I pulled it for her. then she went and made me hate her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobb_deep 920 Posted June 9, 2017 Made it to the finals of the French Open this weekend against some un-ranked chick. Pulling for her Still miss the cans though These chicks better capitalize while all of the good players are either pregnant, retiring or coming back from a long injury/suspension. It's a wide open field for the French and USO this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,608 Posted June 12, 2018 She won the French Open this weekend. With much smaller cans She seems to have gotten uglier too, which is odd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites