What are the top posts in this boreds history?

[Bad Santa 29]

Found it.

 

 

GO GET HER! SHE ASKED TO SEE MY MEAT AND I AM HERE TO SHOW IT TO HER!"

 

 

 

How this did not become a catch phrase here I'll never know.

 

[DanXIII 8]

And Curly Night dying.

 

 

The CN threads need to be resurrected and pinned. IMHO

 

[zmanzzzz 1]

2dgsfkn

[tikigods 76]

Captain Allen

 

Wasn't that on the mange board? I remember posting in that thread back in like 01 or 02. We lit him up like a Xmas tree.

[supermike80 2,085]

Couple..Cant remember the poster but he talked about he threw a handful of pennies at his brother....that was an absolute crassic. I remember laughing so hard over that whole thread.

 

You have two cows was good too.

[kozmiq 70]

I come to this board and read occasionally nowadays and post even less. And I know no one even remembers this BUT playing softball several years ago in Herndon, VA and watching a girl on the very next field playing the outfield in a game wearing what looked like a mini-skirt (was actually shorts that were ripped apart at the crotch) AND then coming here the next day to tell you all about it AND reading HER side of said story before I had a chance to. At the time she knew that I posted here BUT I had no idea who she was. It was just so surreal at the time.

Our game had ended before hers and I went over to watch her play. Seeing her slide into 2nd base and the shortstop putting the tag on her right on her shiny white panties gave me a stiffie that was the cause of many a problem for me over the next several years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had NEVER met that b1tch now.

[cbfalcon 827]

I come to this board and read occasionally nowadays and post even less. And I know no one even remembers this BUT playing softball several years ago in Herndon, VA and watching a girl on the very next field playing the outfield in a game wearing what looked like a mini-skirt (was actually shorts that were ripped apart at the crotch) AND then coming here the next day to tell you all about it AND reading HER side of said story before I had a chance to. At the time she knew that I posted here BUT I had no idea who she was. It was just so surreal at the time.

Our game had ended before hers and I went over to watch her play. Seeing her slide into 2nd base and the shortstop putting the tag on her right on her shiny white panties gave me a stiffie that was the cause of many a problem for me over the next several years.

 

I wish I had NEVER met that b1tch now.

 

You are right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody remembers that .

[SUXBNME 1,596]

You are right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody remembers that .

Nor do they care.

[The Moz 71]

Of all the ones I have seen listed - the fish jihad was the funniest no doubt but even though it was like back in 01 or 02 the steak debate between Meph and Kadaver was the most heated thread over nothing I have seen. Swerski made alot of crazy comments but most that was pretty much for shock value.

[Bert 1,128]

Of all the ones I have seen listed - the fish jihad was the funniest no doubt but even though it was like back in 01 or 02 the steak debate between Meph and Kadaver was the most heated thread over nothing I have seen. Swerski made alot of crazy comments but most that was pretty much for shock value.

 

The fish jihad was good but the Earnhardt thread was my favorite.

[Bad Santa 29]

 

WAAAAYYYYYY NSFWLibby Hoeler

 

You sir focking ROCK!!!

 

[mjj 0]

I posted a bunch in the steak thread too. Over and over, Mephisto saying something like 'you can paint your house orange and like it if you want but it's still ruined.'

 

Lots of funny ones but I also remember the 9/11 ones,one in particular while it was happening.

 

I remember a post saying something like there are reported 25 hijacked planes in the air and someone else saying holy christ. It was just speculation and pandamonium on this bored like it was in real life.

[kozmiq 70]

Nor do they care.

 

 

 

You son of a b!tch. You just cost me $ 20. I bet a friend of mine 20 bucks that within 10 minutes you'd post how you don't care about what I say.

AND IT TOOK YOU FIFTEEN FORKING MINUTES.

 

As far as you not caring, you post in every thread I start saying how you don't care.

Lol Dude you couldn't tell everyone how much more you do care if you stood on a chair and screamed it. Of course THAT is what you are doing. I would think everyone sees it and laughs AT you. I'm sure there's other stuff they laugh AT you for. Me ? I don't laugh at you. I feel sorry for you. The only friends you have are on a message board. Poor pathetic lonely old man. AND you are the catcher in your gaay-love partnership OUCH!

[SUXBNME 1,596]

You son of a b!tch. You just cost me $ 20. I bet a friend of mine 20 bucks that within 10 minutes you'd post how you don't care about what I say.

AND IT TOOK YOU FIFTEEN FORKING MINUTES.

 

As far as you not caring, you post in every thread I start saying how you don't care.

Lol Dude you couldn't tell everyone how much more you do care if you stood on a chair and screamed it. Of course THAT is what you are doing. I would think everyone sees it and laughs AT you. I'm sure there's other stuff they laugh AT you for. Me ? I don't laugh at you. I feel sorry for you. The only friends you have are on a message board. Poor pathetic lonely old man. AND you are the catcher in your gaay-love partnership OUCH!

[kozmiq 70]

 

 

Good boy. 5 minutes. I got my 20 back. I'm sure glad that you don't care about me enough to post multiple times about me.

 

Btw, does it hurt less to get poked in the butt-hole when you are

Still it's gotta hurt when you wake up.

 

No need telling me anymore how much you don't care about what I say. While you'll be here posting away until the middle of the night, I'll be down at the Pub drinking beer and talking to real women. Not ones I make up.

 

 

 

 

Good

[pingpong 0]

Of course the GTG stuff, of which bigtraine's thread was perhaps one of the funniest things I have ever read....

The first round of GTG had some classics. Toofy was right up there as well.

[RLLD 4,275]

GIOVANNI RIBISI!!!!

[Bert 1,128]

ERIC's MOM

[RLLD 4,275]

ERIC's MOM

 

Yes, and remember how the curlies all got heated because she was "just average" but had a great set of knockers....

[Bert 1,128]

Yes, and remember how the curlies all got heated because she was "just average" but had a great set of knockers....

[nospk 230]

t.j. booker

[DanXIII 8]

The first round of GTG had some classics. Toofy was right up there as well.

 

[The Elevator Killer 714]

The pic of Gutterboy riding the cat and the hilarity that insued.

[RLLD 4,275]

The pic of Gutterboy riding the cat and the hilarity that insued.

 

You're welcome

[RLLD 4,275]

The pic of Gutterboy riding the cat and the hilarity that insued.

 

My personal fave

[The Elevator Killer 714]

You're welcome

 

 

You are on a focking roll today dude.

[The Elevator Killer 714]

My personal fave

 

I had to go outside and compose myself after openning this link. Random drug test here I come.

 

[BiPolarBear 495]

Hard to beat posty's live stripper dressing room cam. I was off work that day and watched for about three hours. They took the site down the next day and I felt so smart and lucky for watching.

 

nobody make fun of me, please. TIA  

[dain11279 980]

The fish forum jihad was the funniest focking thing I've ever read. I'd love to go back in time and read that one again.

[tikigods 76]

The fish forum jihad was the funniest focking thing I've ever read. I'd love to go back in time and read that one again.

 

Their mods were quick to boot us all out. Apparently after a year, you can use your account.

 

 

jihad anyone?

[IronToe Nedney 0]

There was a very fun thread back in 2005 that completely devolved into calling Bill Swerski a fatso. And not just the typical way. The sea was angry that day. Many, many creative aliases were created, not so much for content, but their actual user name, one after another, piling on. Some of them were subtle, such as

Swerski's Fat Man Smell

Swerski's Pending Heart Attack

Swerski's Cholesterol Level

Swerski's Inner Thigh Friction

 

to the not so subtle

Swerski Is A Fat Fucking Pig

 

Good times, good times.

 

One of my favorite threads ever, my boss walked into my office mid thread and I had tears running down my face, tried to explain it to him.... he hasn't looked at me the same way since.

[Eagles Green 34]

Their mods were quick to boot us all out. Apparently after a year, you can use your account.

 

 

jihad anyone?

Fuzzy Lap Flounder approves.

[TheNewGirl 1,637]

My personal fave

 

That never fails to bring tears to my eyes. OMG. So focking funny.

[Me_2006 14]

Fuzzy Lap Flounder approves.

Why is the ocean so salty?

 

 

 

And who was it that had convinced someone to feed their fish to other fish or something along those lines?

[Me_2006 14]

$epphori$ or whatever his name was posting all the pictures and videos of him focking his girlfriend/wife and then her apparently finding this place and freaking out was great too.

[SUXBNME 1,596]

Why is the ocean so salty?

 

 

 

And who was it that had convinced someone to feed their fish to other fish or something along those lines?

Strike and Eagles Green pretty much killed it that day

[gocolts 300]

Wish I could remember, that was waaaaay back in the day. Captain Ron or something similar.

I thought there was one thread that went a crazy amount of pages from some dude that was saying he was an active player in the NFL. DaBomb or some sh!t.

[lambert58 73]

Not too long after I joined there was a great thread that had 2 people flying across country to fight. I believe one of the guys was in a hotel in Vegas and the other was threatening to fly there and kick his ass. It was freaking hilarious.

[lagarzlebrew 0]

Hard to beat posty's live stripper dressing room cam. I was off work that day and watched for about three hours. They took the site down the next day and I felt so smart and lucky for watching.

 

Yep - I stroked it to that twice in about 2 hours...

nobody make fun of me, please. TIA  

[ZeroTolerance 584]

But seriously, I wish we had an archive of that crap yourself thread. Can't remember which geek had the story that involved someone getting out of the hot tub and dropping a turd which then skidded across their deck, etc.

 

Guess I'll just have to settle for this thread from a board that wasn't Pimped in the last decade:

 

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73517&highlight=ever+crap+your+pants