Game of Thrones (no spoilers)

[phillybear 366]

Some random thoughts, as I haven’t posted in a while.

 

4.4 Oathkeeper

 

Daenerys captures Meereen much like Putin is capturing Ukraine, including the crucifixions. Jamie believes Tyrion is innocent, which is amazing considering Joffrey was Jamie’s son. So, if Tyrion is innocent, why not try to go out and figure out who the real killer is. Oh, he isn’t cast in the second season of True Detective, but in Game of Filler Episodes. Baelish is to marry Lysa from the Vale. He confesses to the murder of Joffrey, or at least planning it, to Sansa. Odella all but confesses to Margaery to killing Joffrey, and how she was a total slut back in the day. Jon Snow is trying to train the men at the Wall to fight, and but Donald Sterling puts him in his place and reminds him of his lowly status of a steward. Margaery sneaks into the King to be’s room and does some of the least sexy stuff you can imagine. I mean, I get it, they can’t have sex on this TV show, but at least show the kid some boob or something. Maybe a wrister. Something. Brock Lesnar is tasked with protecting whatever Starke girls might be alive, and takes Podrick along. I’d hate to have his job when he has to clean her armor when she gets her period. Jon Snow gets a mission together to Cruster’s Keep to fight a mutiny. I enjoyed watching the dude drinking out of a skull because Dan Akroyd’s vodka can use a plug. By the way, why does all focking on this show have to be doggie style? Is there some handbook with just one picture in it? Bran’s group is captured due to sheer stupidity and his identity is identified. A white walker picks up a baby at the express line and takes it to some fun happy place where it tickles the baby under the chin and turns it Scandinavian with blond hair and blue eyes.

 

4.5 First Of His Name

 

King Interesting as Tree Bark is crowned. Daenerys decides against invading Westoros and ending the entire series in order to sit back and rule her conquered territories for now while giving HBO seven seasons. Lysa tells Baelish that she poisoned her husband for him so he has to marry him right away. The Vale is kind of cool place, impenetrable to invading armies, especially the first time when I saw it in the movie 300. I suppose Baelish means to marry the batsh!t crazy Lysa, kill her, take up residence in this Cloud City, and rain sh!t on the world. I like it. I just hope he throws that breast sucking Grudge kid of hers thru the hole in the floor first. The Lannisters are broke d!ck. Well, maybe if you weren’t drinking so much freaking wine every minute of every scene instead of water, you might save a few dollars. Arya is doing the YMCA with a sword, to the utter disgust of the Hound. She means to kill him eventually. Pffft. She’ll maybe outlive him due to sheer age. Lysa goes Jennie McCarthy on Sansa and decides her niece will marry Robin. Sheesh. Sansa has been engaged to inbred Joffrey, married to a midget, and now betrothed to an amphibian like creature. Can you blame her for having a lock box on the Y. You’d see more human looking babies popping out in Alien or V. Cercei is jury tampering. Jon Snow’s group invadeds Cruster’s Keep, Locke betrays the Wallies, Bran hopscotches into Hodor, Bran’s group makes like a tree and gets out of there without being seen, Snow along with the women, and Daryl and Beth, burn down the cabin.

 

4.6 The Laws of Gods and Men

 

Stannis and Davos go to the Iron Bank at Braavos to ask for financial support. And they were rejected faster than a Christian Slater TV show. Davos makes an impassions John Belushi speech, and is able to hire some pirates with ships. Yara Greyjoy surprisingly tries to rescue Theon/Reek at Dreadfort, but she fails as he’s focked up. When he was taking a bath, I knew cutters all across America were totes jealous. Ding, ding, Daenerys Customer Service Window is open for service. Who’s next? King’s Landing council meeting, the bounty on the Hound goes up, Varys keeping tabs on Daenerys, and Oberlyn is probably getting too much inside information for the Lannister’s good, me thinks. Tyrion goes to trial. Witnesses throwing muck, no chances to cross examination. Jaime cuts a deal with Tywin. Shea apparently did not escape and came back to twist the knife. That’s what women do to men in power that own medieval sports teams. Knife in the back. Well, Tyrion has been a pr!ck all this time, much to the viewers amusement and enjoyment. But he brought it on himself. Sure, he gave a nice speech at the end, but he was completely outplayed by Tywin here. He completely pushed all the right little buttons to get Tyrion to have his You Can’t Handle The Truth moment so that they can punish him. So, will Tyrion be executed like Ned Off With His Head? Sent to the Wall? Who will fight the Trial by Combat? Will Jaime have to go to Castlely Rock anyway? When will we get some battle scene action of some sort? Will anybody discover George Bluth hiding in the attic?

[edjr 6,608]

Another atrial by combat for Tyrion... why do I sense that Jamie vs Bronn will somehow be the matchup? No idea which one fights for Tyrion though.

 

[Quickolas1 80]

apparently a big black box of emptiness is going to fight for Tyrion. go big black box of emptiness!

[CantTouchThis 23]

apparently a big black box of emptiness is going to fight for Tyrion. go big black box of emptiness!

 

My vote is for Lady Olenna, using only the weapon of extreme snarky sarcasm that would disarm anyone.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Jamie will fight for Tyrion. I don't know who will be on the other side though. Bronn makes sense in the storyline but it would certainly be an odd choice for the crown.

[CantTouchThis 23]

Jamie will fight for Tyrion. I don't know who will be on the other side though. Bronn makes sense in the storyline but it would certainly be an odd choice for the crown.

 

I think Tyrion would have a better chance fighting for himself. Jaime needs to get that nub outfitted with a crazy weapon, but until then, he's about as deadly as a baked potato.

[edjr 6,608]

 

I think Tyrion would have a better chance fighting for himself. Jaime needs to get that nub outfitted with a crazy weapon, but until then, he's about as deadly as a baked potato.

 

They should have a sissy slap fight of epic proportions.

 

Triple threat match - Newbie vs RP vs Furfail

[edjr 6,608]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHK6blDJaQ

[The Moz 69]

 

Interested in the fight Between Oberyn and the Mountain. I know the Mountain wins but they both basically die - as Oberyn was stupid after he put his sword through him. Been a while since I read the book maybe it explained it beter than I thought/think.

 

[CantTouchThis 23]

 

Interested in the fight Between Oberyn and the Mountain. I know the Mountain wins but they both basically die - as Oberyn was stupid after he put his sword through him. Been a while since I read the book maybe it explained it beter than I thought/think.

 

 

This is the scene I have been looking forward to since I read it. One of the best scenes in the whole series.

[parrot 789]

 

Interested in the fight Between Oberyn and the Mountain. I know the Mountain wins but they both basically die - as Oberyn was stupid after he put his sword through him. Been a while since I read the book maybe it explained it beter than I thought/think.

 

 

 

[ubernerd]Oberyn doesn't use a sword. [/ubernerd]

 

[Bill E. 703]

 

Interested in the fight Between Oberyn and the Mountain. I know the Mountain wins but they both basically die - as Oberyn was stupid after he put his sword through him. Been a while since I read the book maybe it explained it beter than I thought/think.

 

 

 

I am not sure the Mountain really died. From what I remember he was on death's bed. Then Tywin or Cersei tells someone from Dorne tht he died. Then in the end of the last book Cersei's new champion is some big guy that will not remove his mask until she is vindicated. That has to be the Mountain because if the Hound survived he would not go back to King's Landing.

I may be remembering this all wrong.

[edjr 6,608]

you focks get out of here with your spoiler bullshit

[OldMaid 2,130]

 

I am not sure the Mountain really died. From what I remember he was on death's bed. Then Tywin or Cersei tells someone from Dorne tht he died. Then in the end of the last book Cersei's new champion is some big guy that will not remove his mask until she is vindicated. That has to be the Mountain because if the Hound survived he would not go back to King's Landing.

I may be remembering this all wrong.

 

My recollection is very similar. After the battle, Cersei gives the Mountain to Maester Qyburn, after telling everyone that he succumbed to his injuries. It is inferred that some kind of experiments are being done on him. It is assumed that he is the champion that Cersei names to fight for her.

 

[Quickolas1 80]

you focks get out of here with your spoiler bullshit

 

you're not missing anything. these book-readers can't even remember who lives and who dies.

 

(but still, don't read what they're saying)

[Bill E. 703]

you focks get out of here with your spoiler bullshit

 

 

 

 

Fock off!!!

 

 

 

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I do appreciate the book readers' religious use of the spoiler feature

[Reality 3,121]

you focks get out of here with your spoiler bullshit

Seriously this, it's to the point I can no longer read this thread. Way to much innuendo and "I can't wait for this scene" bullshit. The book readers need their own thread. I don't want to know anything about anything, I want to watch the show as it unfolds with absolutely no idea of how things are going to go.

 

GTFO please

[edjr 6,608]

Seriously this, it's to the point I can no longer read this thread. Way to much innuendo and "I can't wait for this scene" bullshit. The book readers need their own thread. I don't want to know anything about anything, I want to watch the show as it unfolds with absolutely no idea of how things are going to go.

 

GTFO please

 

 

They should start their own spoiler thread, this is silly now.

[OldMaid 2,130]

So... what would you non-book readers like to discuss?

[edjr 6,608]

Why did the dragon breath fire on all the sheep and then only take 1 away?

 

Wouldn't they taste better raw?

[phillybear 366]

Why did the dragon breath fire on all the sheep and then only take 1 away?

 

Wouldn't they taste better raw?

 

Even a stupid dragon knows that the only meat that tastes good is well done.

[OldMaid 2,130]

Why did the dragon breath fire on the sheep and then only take 1 away?

 

Wouldn't they taste better raw?

Dragons like their meat cooked. I think it was covered back when they were babies.

[edjr 6,608]

 

Even a stupid dragon knows that the only meat that tastes good is well done.

 

why burn them all and only take 1? Dumb

[parrot 789]

 

why burn them all and only take 1? Dumb

 

He's a dragon. Dragons don't play games, they focking burn your ass.

[OldMaid 2,130]

why burn them all and only take 1? Dumb

Maybe he went back for the others after he finished the one he had?

[phillybear 366]

 

why burn them all and only take 1? Dumb

 

It forgot to bring a quarter along so it couldn't get a shopping cart.

[edjr 6,608]

Maybe he went back for the others after he finished the one he had?

 

Why fly away at all? What was it scared of? Charcoal sheep? Why not land and eat them all?

[parrot 789]

Also, it was a goat. What focking show are you watching Ed?

[CantTouchThis 23]

 

Why fly away at all? What was it scared of? Charcoal sheep? Why not land and eat them all?

 

Dude, that's just how they eat. They scorch the entire area and pick off probably the biggest one. Plus, even though Drogon is getting huge, they are still pretty small and I think one sheep is at least a couple days worth of meat for him.

 

As we just saw, because of this, the dragons are becoming problematic with the farmers/herders. Not only killing entire flocks of sheep/goats but scorching huge areas of farmland. They are definitely not stealthy hunters.

[phillybear 366]

These mysteries and more will be revealed on the Nat Geo debut episode of Flying Monsters.

[CantTouchThis 23]

 

My recollection is very similar. After the battle, Cersei gives the Mountain to Maester Qyburn, after telling everyone that he succumbed to his injuries. It is inferred that some kind of experiments are being done on him. It is assumed that he is the champion that Cersei names to fight for her.

 

 

That is the leading theory that makes the most sense, I mean, who else could it be? But he did die and Qy reanimated him with his weird experiments.

 

 

Also, what's so bad about the spoiler tags? Just don't read them, I think we are being courteous by hiding spoilers, and even some things that aren't very spoilery. The show is considerably different than the books at this point and the book readers are trying to figure it out and predict where the show runners are going with certain storylines, it's one of the more interesting aspects of the show itself.

[Quickolas1 80]

 

You guys are silly. There's no debate and it's unforgettable if you read the books; the mountain-sized warrior that Qyburn is experimenting on is The Mountain.

 

Shadow-assassin-Arya will take care of him.

 

[edjr 6,608]

Who knew a bi sexual freak like Prince Obe Wan could be so focking awesome?

 

That scene with him and Tyrion made me cry it was so good.

[parrot 789]

Who knew a bi sexual freak like Prince Obe Wan could be so focking awesome?

 

That scene with him and Tyrion made me cry it was so good.

 

The Red Viper is awesome, and yeah just a great scene with him and Tyrion. Great work by Dinklage when Oberyn was telling him the story about Cersei. I loved how they just stayed on his face through the whole thing.

 

The scene with Tyrion and Bronn was excellent as well. Very good episode all the way around.

[parrot 789]

 

You guys are silly. There's no debate and it's unforgettable if you read the books; the mountain-sized warrior that Qyburn is experimenting on is The Mountain.

 

Shadow-assassin-Arya will take care of him.

 

 

Agreed that Robert Strong is The Mountain, but I hope you're wrong about Arya taking care of him. I still hope The Hound gets him somehow/someway.

 

[edjr 6,608]

Very good episode all the way around.

 

One of the best and it was mostly talking.

 

Like a good porn

[edjr 6,608]

 

go fock a burned sheep you faggots

 

[parrot 789]

 

go fock a burned sheep you faggots

 

 

IT WAS A GOAT DUMBASS!

 

[edjr 6,608]

I've never heard the term... follow a goat? always thought it was sheep?