phillybear 366 Posted October 26, 2011 You may know him as the black comic who close the Charlie Sheen roast, entirely improv, just before Charlie hit the mic. He's been a regular on Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, The Office, hosted Web Junk, co-hosted Shorties Watching Shorties. His last one hour special in February was Elephant in the Room. Just a flat out hilarious guy. They announced on Opie and Anthony that he had a stroke and is paralyzed on the left side of his body. A few clips... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xdq2FYKhkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IaVy3-ezlA When you are cruising youtube, look up his standup clips, and enjoy. While you still can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted October 27, 2011 Dammit! I thought the clips were gonna be after the stroke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,940 Posted October 27, 2011 Dammit! I thought the clips were gonna be after the stroke. We could make it a game.... Im going to go ahead and play an audio clip...and you tell me.....Patrice Oneal? Michael Jackson or Terry Schiavo? "ehhhhhhhhhhh....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........nnnnnnuuuhhhhhhh.....mmmmmmmeeeeeehhhhhhhhh" aaaaaannnddd go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted October 27, 2011 He got pwned at the Sheen roast by the slutty blonde chick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,707 Posted October 27, 2011 You may know him as the black comic who close the Charlie Sheen roast, entirely improv, just before Charlie hit the mic. He's been a regular on Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, The Office, hosted Web Junk, co-hosted Shorties Watching Shorties. His last one hour special in February was Elephant in the Room. Just a flat out hilarious guy. They announced on Opie and Anthony that he had a stroke and is paralyzed on the left side of his body. A few clips... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xdq2FYKhkM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IaVy3-ezlA When you are cruising youtube, look up his standup clips, and enjoy. While you still can. "This is the first five minutes!!!" Classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8rRE-8TCZc There is another funny clip from this but I cannot find it - I'll keep looking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 3,838 Posted October 27, 2011 He was a funny mutherfocker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 873 Posted October 27, 2011 If i recall Shatner, the blonde chick and her dorky boyfriend all made jokes about him, diabetes, etc. One of them asked out loud "I wasnt sure if this was a roast or a going-away party for Patrice's foot." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,940 Posted October 27, 2011 If i recall Shatner, the blonde chick and her dorky boyfriend all made jokes about him, diabetes, etc. One of them asked out loud "I wasnt sure if this was a roast or a going-away party for Patrice's foot." Hah...i remember that one...that was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted October 27, 2011 He is my favorite comedian, went and saw him this last winter. Even my wife loves him This is my favorite Patrice clip, his laugh is contagious and genuine. Hope everything works out for him. you can email his family at loveforpatrice@gmail.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 27, 2011 He is my favorite comedian, went and saw him this last winter. Even my wife loves him This is my favorite Patrice clip, his laugh is contagious and genuine. Hope everything works out for him. you can email his family at loveforpatrice@gmail.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg I can't view the video, but I'm guessing it's the Bobo up and down game. The three minute version doesn't really explain what Patrice is laughing at. I think that there is a 10 minute version more comprehensive. I don't know which you posted, and then again it might be something completely different. I thought about posting the Patrice appearance on Fox News, where he did the angry pirate joke on live TV to the feminist broad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JTB 52 Posted October 27, 2011 He is my favorite comedian, went and saw him this last winter. Even my wife loves him This is my favorite Patrice clip, his laugh is contagious and genuine. Hope everything works out for him. you can FOCK with his family at loveforpatrice@gmail.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg Fixeded - Jihad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted October 27, 2011 I can't view the video, but I'm guessing it's the Bobo up and down game. The three minute version doesn't really explain what Patrice is laughing at. I think that there is a 10 minute version more comprehensive. I don't know which you posted, and then again it might be something completely different. I thought about posting the Patrice appearance on Fox News, where he did the angry pirate joke on live TV to the feminist broad. Yeah, its the up and down game. Focking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 27, 2011 He got pwned at the Sheen roast by the slutty blonde chick. He sure didn't look happy after that. Still, Patrice is focking hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 2 Posted October 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5xe1OBgbfo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted October 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5xe1OBgbfo :thumbsup: She killed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 28, 2011 :thumbsup: She killed it. She did - Steve O doesn't agree I think - I thought he was going to cry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted October 28, 2011 :thumbsup: She killed it. It's called selling a joke, on a roast. Amy Shumer might be the funniest broad comedian working today. I can't think of one funnier. Maybe Bonnie McFarlaine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted October 28, 2011 It's called selling a joke, on a roast. Amy Shumer might be the funniest broad comedian working today. I can't think of one funnier. Maybe Bonnie McFarlaine. Lisa Lampert was funny on some past roasts - or maybe Lampenelli ? IDK some blonde broad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 2,005 Posted October 28, 2011 my favorite from patrice o'neal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-QaQyJzYno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,849 Posted November 29, 2011 Died last night... As per TMZ: Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Monday night ... after suffering a stroke back in October ... this according to his friends at the "Opie and Anthony" radio show. O'Neal had been a staple in the comedy world for years -- and performed at the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" back in September. O'Neal was a regular guest on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show -- and appeared on several TV shows such as "Chappelle Show," "The Office," and "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Opie just tweeted, "Yes it's true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker I've ever known PERIOD." O'Neal was 41. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,546 Posted November 29, 2011 Died last night... As per TMZ: Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Monday night ... after suffering a stroke back in October ... this according to his friends at the "Opie and Anthony" radio show. O'Neal had been a staple in the comedy world for years -- and performed at the "Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen" back in September. O'Neal was a regular guest on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show -- and appeared on several TV shows such as "Chappelle Show," "The Office," and "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn." Opie just tweeted, "Yes it's true that our pal Patrice O'Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker I've ever known PERIOD." O'Neal was 41. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 601 Posted November 29, 2011 Man, this sucks, he was the funniest dude out there. RIP Patrice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 29, 2011 Fock. Diabetes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted November 29, 2011 Fock. Diabetes. Gives us all hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 29, 2011 Can someone get me a big whip dee doo up in dis dere hizouse ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted November 29, 2011 Fock. Diabetes. More fun than cancer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 7,034 Posted November 29, 2011 He got pwned at the Sheen roast by the slutty blonde chick. hardly slutty, but yes she was awesome during that roast. skip to 3 minute mark is where she starts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,100 Posted November 29, 2011 Can someone get me a big whip dee doo up in dis dere hizouse ? This is as big as I can get it. whip dee doo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,940 Posted November 29, 2011 This is as big as I can get it. whip dee doo Ill second this. Hey its a bad deal when someone dies.....but if he was just some dude working at White Castle.....you wouldnt care. He'll get replaced by another black comic.....no worries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted November 29, 2011 First Girardo, now O'Neal. I hope Jeffrey Ross isn't the next roast comic to go. We all know they come in threes........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 29, 2011 Ill second this. Hey its a bad deal when someone dies.....but if he was just some dude working at White Castle.....you wouldnt care. He'll get replaced by another black comic.....no worries. I'm a rabid Opie and Anthony show fan. I download and listen to every minute of every show. Patrice was a frequent guest. You could compare it to having a star player on your favorite sports team drop dead. End of the world? Of course not. Sad? Probably. Screws up your routine? Absolutely. Take away from the enjoyment of a source of your daily entertainment? No doubt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 29, 2011 First Girardo, now O'Neal. I hope Jeffrey Ross isn't the next roast comic to go. We all know they come in threes........... Oh, I pray to Baby Jesus, not you, stupid, that the next one is either that one joke pig Lampinelli or that no joke pig Whitney Cummings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baby Jesus 0 Posted November 29, 2011 Oh, I pray to Baby Jesus, not you, stupid, that the next one is either that one joke pig Lampinelli or that no joke pig Whitney Cummings. Or Bob Saget Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted November 29, 2011 I'm a rabid Opie and Anthony show fan. I download and listen to every minute of every show. or on the other hand, you could have a girlfriend you know, you should knock off some of those edges and get yourself a girlfriend they come puzzies and everything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted November 29, 2011 or on the other hand, you could have a girlfriend you know, you should knock off some of those edges and get yourself a girlfriend they come puzzies and everything Now, put your thinking cap on top of that large retard skull of yours, you dolt. Which do you think is more helpful in killing 9 hours at work and a daily lengthy commute? Listening to a download and/or podcast of comedy talk, or thinking about some wrinkly fatso that typically trolls nursing homes for her next relationship because the elderly have a hard time picking up a whiff of that smelly, festering fish bucket of yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,940 Posted November 29, 2011 Or Bob Saget At least Whitney Cummings is hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted November 30, 2011 First Girardo, now O'Neal. I hope Jeffrey Ross isn't the next roast comic to go. We all know they come in threes........... I'm calling out Captain Kirk - next to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 836 Posted November 30, 2011 I'm a rabid Opie and Anthony show fan. I download and listen to every minute of every show. WOW - need to get a life or at least a better hobby - more impressed with the killing of hookers then this.... SERIOUSLY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites