tikigods 76 Posted January 28, 2012 Too late to name him aborted ? edjr did it to edIII. I think the procedure is injecting saline into their skulls. Ed would know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,402 Posted January 28, 2012 edjr did it to edIII. I think the procedure is injecting saline into their skulls. Ed would know. I'll privately message him for the details and a referral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted January 28, 2012 I'll privately message him for the details and a referral. I think he bought the coat hanger at Walmart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,402 Posted January 28, 2012 I think he bought the coat hanger at Walmart. I'm running low on cash. Can I just throw my wife down the stairs Chronic Husker style? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gepetto 1,367 Posted January 28, 2012 Jerry Sandusky likes both Peter or Pierre. You've been warned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,915 Posted January 28, 2012 make pierre his middle name. pete is the name of a dog. peter is fine though. but pierre is better than peter or pete, imo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,304 Posted January 28, 2012 Name him Peter Pierre. Then when people ask him his name, he will say "Peter Pierre". And they will say... "Well, which is it? Pete or Pierre?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,676 Posted January 28, 2012 Charles Manson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 28, 2012 How about " failure" ? This way you're still naming him after you but he doesn't have to suffer with the Jr label. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tikigods 76 Posted January 28, 2012 How about " failure" ? This way you're still naming him after you but he doesn't have to suffer with the Jr label. How many kids do you have, drob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted January 29, 2012 My middle name is Peter. I got d!ck jokes all through school. Just warning you. Yeah, but that had nothing to do with your name. Itsatip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,734 Posted January 29, 2012 is peter the same as pierre? i never thought of it like when you say if you name him pierre i think he gets called pierre, or gay. peter is a valid nickname for pierre? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 29, 2012 How many kids do you have, drob? 3, all suck like me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 29, 2012 3, all suck like me This may or may not be true, but your 'artsy'(NTTAWWT) nephew seems to have a little bit going on, musically. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted January 29, 2012 This may or may not be true, but your 'artsy'(NTTAWWT) nephew seems to have a little bit going on, musically. Gillete stadium, pregame for the Denver game...in talks with multiple labels now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 29, 2012 Gillete stadium, pregame for the Denver game...in talks with multiple labels now. That's actually very impressive. (This reply will self-destruct in 90 seconds) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted January 29, 2012 I had two rules when it came to naming my kid. 1. Already in our family. 2. Normal sounding American name. My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings. Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted January 29, 2012 I had two rules when it came to naming my kid. 1. Already in our family. 2. Normal sounding American name. My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings. Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan? Johnny Cash approves of this message. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted January 30, 2012 I had two rules when it came to naming my kid. 1. Already in our family. 2. Normal sounding American name. My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings. Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan? Truth. :thumbsup: Sometimes I wonder if these parents secretly hate their kids when they give them these ridiculous names. It is probably just that they are self centered folks who don't think past 5 minutes from now though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted January 30, 2012 I had two rules when it came to naming my kid. 1. Already in our family. 2. Normal sounding American name. My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings. Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan? I think names evolve just like music does./ And every generation thinks their names are the best. Sure, Brianna, Zoe, Tyler etc may sound like parents 'desperate to be different' to us, but to our great grandparents, Debbie and Christine sounded like young whipper-snapper names copmpared to Gretchen and Gertrude. It won't be long till we're all yelling for the neighbor kids to stay off our grass. (I do agree that Tristan is a bit phaggy, though) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,435 Posted January 30, 2012 I think names evolve just like music does./ And every generation thinks their names are the best. Sure, Brianna, Zoe, Tyler etc may sound like parents 'desperate to be different' to us, but to our great grandparents, Debbie and Christine sounded like young whipper-snapper names copmpared to Gretchen and Gertrude. It won't be long till we're all yelling for the neighbor kids to stay off our grass. (I do agree that Tristan is a bit phaggy, though) i banged a girl named Gretchen and another who's middle name was Gertrude in the 90's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted February 3, 2012 Devin, definitely Devin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devin952 1 Posted February 4, 2012 Devin, definitely Devin. Id go with this...but forthe love of booze, make sure he's white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,086 Posted February 4, 2012 Id go with this...but forthe love of booze, make sure he's white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,402 Posted August 31, 2012 This thread cracks me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,253 Posted August 31, 2012 What I am going to name my first child, Bass Ván Doom‼ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,346 Posted August 31, 2012 What's wrong with John, John? Plane crash, I think. I had two rules when it came to naming my kid. 1. Already in our family. 2. Normal sounding American name. My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings. Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan? Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Next Generation 10 Posted August 31, 2012 Plane crash, I think. Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different. Tookz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted August 31, 2012 Plane crash, I think. Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different. I guess you have a new name here, Tristan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites