What should I name my son?

[tikigods 76]

Too late to name him aborted ?

 

edjr did it to edIII. I think the procedure is injecting saline into their skulls. Ed would know.

[MDC 7,405]

edjr did it to edIII. I think the procedure is injecting saline into their skulls. Ed would know.

 

I'll privately message him for the details and a referral.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I'll privately message him for the details and a referral.

 

I think he bought the coat hanger at Walmart.

[MDC 7,405]

I think he bought the coat hanger at Walmart.

 

I'm running low on cash. Can I just throw my wife down the stairs Chronic Husker style?

[Gepetto 1,367]

Jerry Sandusky likes both Peter or Pierre.

 

You've been warned.

[peenie 1,915]

make pierre his middle name.

pete is the name of a dog.

peter is fine though.

but pierre is better than peter or pete, imo.

[frank 2,304]

Name him Peter Pierre.

 

Then when people ask him his name, he will say "Peter Pierre".

 

 

And they will say...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Well, which is it? Pete or Pierre?"

[kutulu 1,676]

Charles Manson

[drobeski 3,061]

How about " failure" ? This way you're still naming him after you but he doesn't have to suffer with the Jr label.

[tikigods 76]

How about " failure" ? This way you're still naming him after you but he doesn't have to suffer with the Jr label.

 

How many kids do you have, drob?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

Corky.

[Recliner Pilot 61]

My middle name is Peter. I got d!ck jokes all through school. Just warning you.

Yeah, but that had nothing to do with your name.

 

Itsatip.

[WhiteWonder 2,734]

is peter the same as pierre? i never thought of it

 

like when you say if you name him pierre i think he gets called pierre, or gay. peter is a valid nickname for pierre?

[drobeski 3,061]

How many kids do you have, drob?

3, all suck like me

[NewbieJr 541]

3, all suck like me

This may or may not be true, but your 'artsy'(NTTAWWT) nephew seems to have a little bit going on, musically.

[drobeski 3,061]

This may or may not be true, but your 'artsy'(NTTAWWT) nephew seems to have a little bit going on, musically.

Gillete stadium, pregame for the Denver game...in talks with multiple labels now.

[NewbieJr 541]

Gillete stadium, pregame for the Denver game...in talks with multiple labels now.

That's actually very impressive.

 

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[GobbleDog 996]

I had two rules when it came to naming my kid.

 

1. Already in our family.

2. Normal sounding American name.

 

 

My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings.

 

Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan?

[Recliner Pilot 61]

I had two rules when it came to naming my kid.

 

1. Already in our family.

2. Normal sounding American name.

 

 

My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings.

 

Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan?

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[gocolts 300]

I had two rules when it came to naming my kid.

 

1. Already in our family.

2. Normal sounding American name.

 

 

My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings.

 

Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan?

Truth. :thumbsup:

 

Sometimes I wonder if these parents secretly hate their kids when they give them these ridiculous names. It is probably just that they are self centered folks who don't think past 5 minutes from now though.

[NewbieJr 541]

I had two rules when it came to naming my kid.

 

1. Already in our family.

2. Normal sounding American name.

 

 

My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings.

 

Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan?

I think names evolve just like music does./ And every generation thinks their names are the best. Sure, Brianna, Zoe, Tyler etc may sound like parents 'desperate to be different' to us, but to our great grandparents, Debbie and Christine sounded like young whipper-snapper names copmpared to Gretchen and Gertrude.

 

It won't be long till we're all yelling for the neighbor kids to stay off our grass.

 

(I do agree that Tristan is a bit phaggy, though)

[BunnysBastatrds 2,435]

I think names evolve just like music does./ And every generation thinks their names are the best. Sure, Brianna, Zoe, Tyler etc may sound like parents 'desperate to be different' to us, but to our great grandparents, Debbie and Christine sounded like young whipper-snapper names copmpared to Gretchen and Gertrude.

 

It won't be long till we're all yelling for the neighbor kids to stay off our grass.

 

(I do agree that Tristan is a bit phaggy, though)

 

i banged a girl named Gretchen and another who's middle name was Gertrude in the 90's.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Devin, definitely Devin.

[devin952 1]

Devin, definitely Devin.

Id go with this...but forthe love of booze, make sure he's white.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

Id go with this...but forthe love of booze, make sure he's white.

[MDC 7,405]

This thread cracks me up.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,254]

What I am going to name my first child, Bass Ván Doom‼

[Mookz 1,346]

What's wrong with John, John?

Plane crash, I think.

 

I had two rules when it came to naming my kid.

 

1. Already in our family.

2. Normal sounding American name.

 

 

My kid is now in pre-school and I've noticed that all the other kids have ridiculous sounding names, because I guess the parents were trying to be different... Brianna, Haylee, Zoee, Leha, etc. Hell, my best friend named his son Tristan. That panzy sounding name will inevitably result in school beatings.

 

Whatever happened to good old American names like Al or Fred or Jim? Who the hell is gonna fix my car in 20 years? Some little fagg0t named Tristan?

Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different.

[The Next Generation 10]

Plane crash, I think.

 

 

Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different.

 

Tookz?

[SUXBNME 1,499]

Plane crash, I think.

 

 

Wholly fock, it was revealed that my parents almost named me Tristan. I guess they chickened out and went completely in the other direction with "Michael". I wonder how my life would have been different.

I guess you have a new name here, Tristan