***Official Seattle Seahawks Thread 2012***

[Houston Texans 10]

Living in Philadelphia, I support this city's reputation for treating opposing fans like garbage. Football was never meant to be a family sport, especially attending a game. That's for baseball. Football is all about tailgating at 5:00 AM with beers, eggs, and beers. Passing in and out of consciousness in the stands. Vomiting on the fans of other teams. Threatening the lives of children. Fighting. Urinating off the upper decks onto the poor souls down below. And then the 2nd quarter starts. And if you prefer to be at home, which I certainly do, then you scream at your significant other to leave you the fock alone for the entire Sunday. Or your cat. Whatever.

 

Football was never meant to be a family function. It's a man's game, for men.

Says the Internet tough guy who probably never strapped on a set of pads in his life. If you had, you'd know that players hate that stuff. They have family in the stands, & they understand that the idiotic ###### you posted has NOTHING to do with football, rather that is what the has beens @ never was guys do when they are trying to relive their "glory days" & forget about their miserable lives. MEN who play football would rather the people in the stands support their team without being ###### about it.

[Houston Texans 10]

Link to me claiming I was part of the team?

You said, "my house;" implying that the stadium is your house. So either you were suggesting you are a homeless bum who lives in the bowels of the stadium, or you were trying to suggest you were part of the team, and it is your "home" stadium.

[donhaas 18]

I get that. And props to you.

 

But kids change the equation. If you don't have any now, you'll understand when you do.

 

I think it's tough for a virgin to have kids (Blessed Mary aside!).... I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about it in FlaHawker's case

 

 

Lifelong abused anti-social nerds like FlaHawker are the only people who get off on bullying and taunting someone when you have a 50-to-1 advantage... But there's nothing manly about it...

 

FOOTBALL IS A MAN's MANS GAME! SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!!!

 

I agree with this. Those are huge, fast athletes who put their lives and health on the line every time you go out there... those are real men.

However, you are not, tubby Seahawks fan. There's no manliness in shoving 13 hotdogs in your bloated, middle-aged piehole and slobbering ketchup all over your XXXL Russell Wilson jersey while swearing at and harrassing a kid in a 49ers jersey...

 

 

I welcome other team's fans into Lambeau Field as long as you are kind and respectful. I don't really need to bully you and swear at you to feel like a man.

 

Of course, donhaas is 6'4, 225 and the Packers usually win much more than the Seahawks, so we're not really bitter a-holes, either

[donhaas 18]

It isn't your house. You aren't part of the team, no matter how much you wish you could be.

 

This

[Lackman 0]

Says the Internet tough guy who probably never strapped on a set of pads in his life. If you had, you'd know that players hate that stuff. They have family in the stands, & they understand that the idiotic ###### you posted has NOTHING to do with football, rather that is what the has beens @ never was guys do when they are trying to relive their "glory days" & forget about their miserable lives. MEN who play football would rather the people in the stands support their team without being ###### about it.

 

Look, lady, you just don't understand a man's sport. Players have their wh0res sitting in the stands, all gussied up and looking wh0relike. Their families are sitting at home where they belong. Everybody else needs to behave like roided up uncaged bellowing animals. It's blatantly irresponsible to take your h0m0 children to a game into the mouth of danger. The more dangerous the stands, the more gooder. I know what it's like to have a fanbase sit in stands and root for guys like us that wore pads, and I can assure you that women and kids can't scream bloody murder and are useless attending games. Your basic lack of understanding such a simple fact absolves you of any testosterone whatsoever. I suggest you join the forums of naturallycurly.com

[Lackman 0]

I think it's tough for a virgin to have kids (Blessed Mary aside!).... I'm pretty sure we don't have to worry about it in FlaHawker's case

 

 

Lifelong abused anti-social nerds like FlaHawker are the only people who get off on bullying and taunting someone when you have a 50-to-1 advantage... But there's nothing manly about it...

 

FOOTBALL IS A MAN's MANS GAME! SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!!!

 

I agree with this. Those are huge, fast athletes who put their lives and health on the line every time you go out there... those are real men.

However, you are not, tubby Seahawks fan. There's no manliness in shoving 13 hotdogs in your bloated, middle-aged piehole and slobbering ketchup all over your XXXL Russell Wilson jersey while swearing at and harrassing a kid in a 49ers jersey...

 

 

I welcome other team's fans into Lambeau Field as long as you are kind and respectful. I don't really need to bully you and swear at you to feel like a man.

 

Of course, donhaas is 6'4, 225 and the Packers usually win much more than the Seahawks, so we're not really bitter a-holes, either

 

For what it's worth, I would happily punch a child in the face is she were wearing a SF jersey. Stupid kids. Gotta learn 'em early.

[donhaas 18]

For what it's worth, I would happily punch a child in the face is she were wearing a SF jersey. Stupid kids. Gotta learn 'em early.

 

Dude.... you are a proud Seahawks fan... Seahawks lore and royalty watches over your every move from the ghost of David Krieg to the glistening mullet of Brian Bosworth to all of your recycled Wisconsin/Green Bay quarterbacks and coaches to the great white hope Mr. Steve Largent....

 

You have so much history and class and once every decade an above .500 season....

 

Don't ruin it all by beating up kids

 

Beat your wives in private when you get home instead.... it's the American way

[Lackman 0]

Dude.... you are a proud Seahawks fan... Seahawks lore and royalty watches over your every move from the ghost of David Krieg to the glistening mullet of Brian Bosworth to all of your recycled Wisconsin/Green Bay quarterbacks and coaches to the great white hope Mr. Steve Largent....

 

You have so much history and class and once every decade an above .500 season....

 

Don't ruin it all by beating up kids

 

Beat your wives in private when you get home instead.... it's the American way

 

I don't know how things work in the land of 400 lb. women that win beauty contests but they get some lovin' because you need something to keep you warm at night, but you can't have a ghost unless the person is dead, mullets are hipsterish, and Saint Steve Largent is beyond your besmirching.

 

While the history you talk so fondly about only extends to 1976, most of Green Bay's success is not permissible by this court of law. You also conveniently ignore the decade or so of dominance by this franchise along with a sack full of division titles and playoff wins.

 

The greatest modern day folk hero is the bus driver that was attacked in Cleveland. He calming pulled over the bus and said the legendary words, "I don’t care! She want to be a man, I’m gonna treat you like a man!” and slugged that criminal with a mighty uppercut. A woman put a whole bus full of people in life threatening danger by punching a driver as he was operating a bus. And a hero emerged. A moment of silence for a man that we should all aspire to emulate.

[FlaHawker 24]

You said, "my house;" implying that the stadium is your house. So either you were suggesting you are a homeless bum who lives in the bowels of the stadium, or you were trying to suggest you were part of the team, and it is your "home" stadium.

That does not equate to me being "part" of the actual team. You, sir, are an idiot.

[FlaHawker 24]

This

14-12

 

This

[FlaHawker 24]

Says the Internet tough guy who probably never strapped on a set of pads in his life. If you had, you'd know that players hate that stuff. They have family in the stands, & they understand that the idiotic ###### you posted has NOTHING to do with football, rather that is what the has beens @ never was guys do when they are trying to relive their "glory days" & forget about their miserable lives. MEN who play football would rather the people in the stands support their team without being ###### about it.

You root for a soft Texans team. You are soft. That is why the crappy Vikings kicked your arses up and down the field.

[Lackman 0]

I have to admit, I'm exhausted. I spend the entire morning at the local hospital kicking babies in incubators and throwing pregnant women down staircases. I think I'll head over to the old folks home and suffocate a few geezers before heading home and start to drink. It's not easy being a hero.

[Houston Texans 10]

I know what it's like to have a fanbase sit in stands and root for guys like us that wore pads

No, you don't. Someone who knows football, and knows what it is like to play the game, (& what it is to be a man) doesn't have to try to talk tough behind the anonymity of the Internet. But you go right on pretending, if it makes you feel better about your life.

[Houston Texans 10]

That does not equate to me being "part" of the actual team. You, sir, are an idiot.

Then what does it equate to? Do share.

[Houston Texans 10]

You root for a soft Texans team. You are soft. That is why the crappy Vikings kicked your arses up and down the field.

I don't root for the Texans, I root for the Redskins. However, if I did root for the Texans, the Vikings wouldn't have kicked my arse anywhere. You don't seem to comprehend the simple fact that being a fan DOES NOT make you part of that team.

[Lackman 0]

No, you don't. Someone who knows football, and knows what it is like to play the game, (& what it is to be a man) doesn't have to try to talk tough behind the anonymity of the Internet. But you go right on pretending, if it makes you feel better about your life.

 

You're a sissy. Your fruity kids taking a daily beating at school because you trained them not to fight. You need to give them 3 weeks worth of lunch money every Monday.

[Houston Texans 10]

You're a sissy. Your fruity kids taking a daily beating at school because you trained them not to fight. You need to give them 3 weeks worth of lunch money every Monday.

Whatever makes you feel better about your life.

[Lackman 0]

I don't root for the Texans, I root for the Redskins.

 

No wonder.

 

Jan. 14, 2006 - NFC Divisional Round - Seattle 20, Washington 10

[Lackman 0]

Eh, it just doesn't feel the same when the insane Pittsburgh and Chicago and Eagle fans hardly troll our thread anymore. We're now squawking with an occasional Green Bay and Washington fan. Not even the San Fran fans go full tilt. There's more infighting than anything else. Just not the same 'ole fun. Well, time for Red Zone.

[Houston Texans 10]

No wonder.

 

Jan. 14, 2006 - NFC Divisional Round - Seattle 20, Washington 10

Okay; as long as we are bringing up old stuff that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand, how many Super Bowls have the Seahawks won? Ever?

 

BTW-Your "off to the red zone" comment demonstrates that you don't know much about football; week 17 would be the perfect time for someone who truly understands football to actually watch a game, & not merely follow stats.

[Lackman 0]

Okay; as long as we are bringing up old stuff that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand, how many Super Bowls have the Seahawks won? Ever?

 

BTW-Your "off to the red zone" comment demonstrates that you don't know much about football; week 17 would be the perfect time for someone who truly understands football to actually watch a game, & not merely follow stats.

 

How many decades do you have to go back to find the Redskins in a Superbowl? 25? Really?

 

So, instead of getting the scoop on every game and watching all of them, you suggest watching one game at a time. Look, not everybody has the attention span of a focking retard as you seem to have, but find me a matchup at 1:00 EST that means anything to Seattle?

 

Green Bay vs Minnesota (4:00)

San Fran vs Ariz (4:00)

Seattle vs St Louis (4:00)

Dallas vs Washington (8:30)

 

Hey, maybe I can catch the barn burner of a game between Carolina and New Orleans. You're incredibly stupid for a retard.

[Kopy 571]

Wouldn't it turn kinda strange if Lackman was a Wilson supporter. But Phillybear wasn't?

 

 

 

The internal conflict and self destruction would play out right in front of our very eyes.

 

I'd get my popcorn ready.

[Lacoop 0]

I'm new to these boards and am a Seahawks fan. Russell Wilson has been a pleasant surprise and is proving that sometimes the "little guy" can step up big.

 

But what I've always wondered is ... why is there an "Official Seattle Seahawks" thread with over 30000+ views while there don't seem to be any other team threads? Seems like there should be threads for other teams that would be heavily viewed.

[Lackman 0]

I'm new to these boards and am a Seahawks fan. Russell Wilson has been a pleasant surprise and is proving that sometimes the "little guy" can step up big.

 

But what I've always wondered is ... why is there an "Official Seattle Seahawks" thread with over 30000+ views while there don't seem to be any other team threads? Seems like there should be threads for other teams that would be heavily viewed.

 

Geez, you've missed a lot of history.

 

Some of the Seattle fans are nice guys. Then there are the obsessive sociopaths, like myself, who post way too much, chatter about every little thing Seahawk related, and fight with the fans of other teams. It's a badge of honor. There used to be threads for other teams too, but those members have drifted away from the bored over the years. The Seattle fans have not only stayed, but multiplied in number. But, even in the rebuilding years, we fight with the others. Plus, when we were calling threads "It's an exciting time to be a Seahawk fan", that is kind of a light to moths and attracts spirited posting.

[Lackman 0]

Looks like Sweezey is starting over Moffit again, which I guess means Moffit is officially a backup now.

 

It's probable that of the 3 drafts under Carroll Schneider, the Carpenter and Moffitt year is going to known as the weakest.

[tikigods 76]

Someone forgot to tell St. Louis they had no chance in this game.

[Matt Mueller 146]

Anyone watching this Seahawks game?

 

I saw a 28 yard fumble return td pop up on ESPN but then nothing...

 

Seattle D letting me down so far...

[uwmalcolm 74]

Anyone watching this Seahawks game?

 

I saw a 28 yard fumble return td pop up on ESPN but then nothing...

 

Seattle D letting me down so far...

 

Maybe you should watch games instead of just following on the Internet and watching highlights (reference to Texans guy)

 

Anyway, Bradford got hit and flung the ball down as he was going down. Hawks D returned for a TD but replay ruled his arm was going forward.

[Matt Mueller 146]

Maybe you should watch games instead of just following on the Internet and watching highlights

 

Anyway, Bradford got hit and flung the ball down as he was going down. Hawks D returned for a TD but replay ruled his arm was going forward.

 

Thanks for the info.

 

That's what I figured. I'm watching GB-Minn.

[Reality 3,121]

Hell of a year with a rookie QB, should have a decent match up next week also.

 

 

 

 

NFC West!!

[Lackman 0]

Hell of a year with a rookie QB, should have a decent match up next week also.

 

 

 

 

NFC West!!

 

It's disappointing to not get the #2 seed, but Dallas/Washington are certainly flawed and beatable. If the Seahawks get by that game, and the expectation is that Green Bay wins the rematch with Minnesota, then it's Seattle vs Atlanta, Green Bay going to San Fran. I don't mind taking a shot at Atlanta before Green Bay. But, one game at a time.

 

Damn, St Louis is going to be a problem in the division in the next few years.

[FlaHawker 24]

It's disappointing to not get the #2 seed, but Dallas/Washington are certainly flawed and beatable. If the Seahawks get by that game, and the expectation is that Green Bay wins the rematch with Minnesota, then it's Seattle vs Atlanta, Green Bay going to San Fran. I don't mind taking a shot at Atlanta before Green Bay. But, one game at a time.

 

Damn, St Louis is going to be a problem in the division in the next few years.

Yup Jeff Fisher and the Rams will be trouble moving forward. This was a good game to finish out the season. They were tested played like crap but pulled out a win against a tough team. Good tuneup for next week!

[Lackman 0]

Seattle vs Dallas/Washington will be the 4:30 EST game on Sunday next week, per the NFL. Officially.

[Lackman 0]

Bengals-Texans, 4:30 p.m. ET;

Vikes-Pack, 8 p.m. Saturday.

 

Colts-Ravens, 1 p.m;

Seahawks-'Skins/'Boys, 4:30 p.m. Sunday.

[Joey Gladstone 33]

I was happy the Rams came to town and played us tough. It's been a month since the team had to work for a win. Fisher has St Louis playing real physical.

 

Tate had a couple awesome, big 3rd down catches with some nice YAC.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Guess your season ends in Washington, eh? Better than in Dallas, I suppose.

 

Away Games 2012

@ Arizona - L 20-16

@ St. Louis - L 19-13

@ Carolina - W 16-12

@ San Francisco - L 13-6

@ Detroit - L 28-24

@ Miami - L 24-21

@ Chicago - W 23-17 (OT)

@ Buffalo - W 50-17

 

Saw that the Refs actually called Sherman for defensive holding today.

 

(Just wandering into this thread cause Lacky's getting bored)

[FlaHawker 24]

Guess your season ends in Washington, eh? Better than in Dallas, I suppose.

 

Away Games 2012

@ Arizona - L 20-16

@ St. Louis - L 19-13

@ Carolina - W 16-12

@ San Francisco - L 13-6

@ Detroit - L 28-24

@ Miami - L 24-21

@ Chicago - W 23-17 (OT)

@ Buffalo - W 50-17

 

Saw that the Refs actually called Sherman for defensive holding today.

 

(Just wandering into this thread cause Lacky's getting bore

Take a hike.

[Saint Elistan 106]

This post is hidden because you have chosen to ignore posts by FlaHawker . View it anyway?

 

Old filters never die - or cease to be useful.

 

:banana:

[FlaHawker 24]

Old filters never die - or cease to be useful.

 

:banana:

GFY

[Saint Elistan 106]

Guess your season ends in Washington, eh? Better than in Dallas, I suppose.

 

Away Games 2012 (3-5)

@ Arizona - L 20-16

@ St. Louis - L 19-13

@ Carolina - W 16-12

@ San Francisco - L 13-6

@ Detroit - L 28-24

@ Miami - L 24-21

@ Chicago - W 23-17 (OT)

@ Buffalo - W 50-17

 

Saw that the Refs actually called Sherman for defensive holding today.

 

(Just wandering into this thread cause Lacky's getting bored)

 

Yikes...

 

Away Games 2011 (3-5)

@ San Francisco - L 33-17

@ Pittsburgh - L 24-0

@ New York - W 36-25

@ Cleveland - L 6-3

@ Dallas - L 23-13

@ St. Louis - W 24-7

@ Chicago - W 38-14

@ Arizona - L 23-20 (OT)

 

Away Games 2010 (2-6)

@ Denver - L 31-14

@ St. Louis - L 20-3

@ Chicago - W 23-20

@ Oakland - L 33-3

@ Arizona - W 36-18

@ New Orleans - L 34-19

@ San Francisco - L 40-21

@ Tampa Bay - L 38-15

 

Ole Pete just can't win without a stadium specifically designed to amplify fan noise, eh?

 

Think he'll ever win at Candlestick? He's only got one more chance!

On the other hand, those poor bears just can't beat you at Soldier Field. Weird that you've played there three years in a row...