jerryskids 5,209 Posted March 25, 2014 I take it back. straw just got done saying he had an asian wife so I need a new guess. Try: bipolarbearI was thinking penny but for the Asian wife, also he has a beer gout in the second pic. Not sure who this Mr. Magoo doppelganger is yet; I'll put Cruzer in as a placeholder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted March 25, 2014 Aren't they both Asian ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,564 Posted March 25, 2014 Aren't they both Asian ? I'm pretty sure he's a Chia Pet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted March 25, 2014 you people are tough. ^^^i'll go with voltaire. isn't he like a puerto rican asian or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted March 25, 2014 pork... butt.... I'm thinking maybe this ass fingererer is you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted March 25, 2014 pork... butt.... I'm thinking maybe this ass fingererer is you! think again. if i wore a suit like that...i'd personally fly every geek to my home to punch me in the face in front of my family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,838 Posted March 25, 2014 pork... butt.... I'm thinking maybe this ass fingererer is you! Buttholes are dank and what he pulls out are nuggs. You can't get a more perfect explanation than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 25, 2014 Buttholes are dank and what he pulls out are nuggs. You can't get a more perfect explanation than that. Something like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 25, 2014 Dank Nuggs' nose has it's own zip code. Everyone else in the room looks to suffering from oxygen deprivation because he's hogging it all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 25, 2014 with Dank, everyone's sphincter puckers once he says, "here, lets get a picture together" http://i58.tinypic.com/2rdvo2h.jpg I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted March 25, 2014 I did not realize that the Special Olympics is so strong here in the Geek Club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TD Ryan2 314 Posted March 25, 2014 You follow? nope. not one f'n word of it... but thanks for the GFIAFP post! Good luck with the dirty fingers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted March 25, 2014 Chandelier in that second picture probably belongs at mungs house with his mini fridge. That thing looks like its hanging at ball level for even the mini-mex's in this photo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 25, 2014 REVEAL: This Barney convention goin', Prince's Purple Rain Collection shirt wearin', Paul Sorvino as a friend havin', golfer's wristwatch tan sportin', one pair of glasses on his face and another in his hand holdin' Geek is none other than our resident Cowboy's fan, CRUZER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted March 25, 2014 Nice job, Cruzer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted March 25, 2014 Nice job, Cruzer! Fun GTG. It's like a celebrity roast. Cruzer is extremely normal but we'll find something to rag on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted March 25, 2014 Nice work Cruzer. Definitely one of the good guys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted March 25, 2014 Ben Linus = Cruzer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted March 25, 2014 Me and him are Cowtown homies. He knows his Cowboys shiot fer real and is a force on the course. :fore: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,992 Posted March 26, 2014 You biatches are tough, I've got a basket of wontons for all the participants! I actually get the, "Are you Asian?" thing all the time. I've got the pecker of one, ha, maybe I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DankNuggs 305 Posted March 26, 2014 didn't catch the reveal, cruzer is a good dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites