MDC 7,426 Posted November 6, 2014 not really, seems you n snuff kinda hope that though. Kinda queer of you. You're the one obsessed with gay people and kiddie pedophilia. Drobs = FFT's Rev. Ted Phaggard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted November 6, 2014 not yet, interested ? Get tons of Match winks and likes still even though I haven't been active in a year....give you a deal. 325k Whatever you say, Gepetto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 6, 2014 Whatever you say, Gepetto. please, that dude was begging for them, I sorta felt bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 6, 2014 You're the one obsessed with gay people and kiddie pedophilia. Drobs = FFT's Rev. Ted Phaggard. not really but you are obsessed with me, back off Maybelline you're creeping me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,426 Posted November 6, 2014 not really but you are obsessed with me, back off Maybelline you're creeping me out. Does it count when your follow me around Dumbelina? Or is it only obsession when you're getting clobbered in thread after thread and want it to stop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,442 Posted November 6, 2014 I played doctor with girls that were friends, not family. This. Me and Julie Perrino were in the sand box playing G I Joe and Barbie when we were seven. She's changing Barbies bathing suit and took off Barbies bikini bottom. Out of the blue I asked her to do the same. And she did without hesitation. Me: Wow. So for the next few weeks we would show each other our whowho's any chance we could get. It was like a game. Where next? So one day during a big 4th of July party at my house, me and the future neighborhood fatty decided that we would take turns going to the bathroom and stripping while the other looked through the window. She went first. I put two ice chests up against the wall and peeked in the window. Me: Wow. I didn't know what ghey was at seven but I knew then I wasn't. It was my turn. So I go and am standing there while she's getting a good look when I hear, "What are you doing Julie?" (You remember when you were a kid and you knew you fawked up real bad and there's nothing you can do to get out of this one and life was probably over as you once knew it?) Julies dad looked like crazy Jack Nicholson in The Shining. He scared the sh!t out of me on a normal day. But when he's screaming at you through the window while you're standing there buck ass naked crying and can't move because of uncontrollable fear, it's a whole new ball game. I couldn't even put my clothes back on I was so fawking scared. My dad is banging on the door screaming at me to open it up. Her dad is screaming at me through the window. I had to go to my happy place. The place that got me in trouble in the first place, Thank you Julie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 6, 2014 I dont have sister or cousins but I can try to pretend I do. Id draw the line at peeking at a hot sister but id prob bang a cousin. Def get head from a cousin for sure, and 50/50 bang. it is actually pretty common for this to happen. Now I wish I had hot siblings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted November 6, 2014 who's bothered ? Man you guys sure are uptight....like you have straight guilt or some chit. Keep on defending the cow, she is a liberal after all. You seem very bothered by her. BTW...where am I defending her? You seem to be making things up again...and yeah, I think the gay and liberal part of her is what has you so bothered by this...as evidenced by your starting a thread about her and continuing to be all cranky inthis one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,062 Posted November 6, 2014 This thread is giving me a legit chub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 6, 2014 Does it count when your follow me around Dumbelina? Or is it only obsession when you're getting clobbered in thread after thread and want it to stop? I do ?Delusional obsessive wierdo much ? MDCreep Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,426 Posted November 6, 2014 I do ? Delusional obsessive wierdo much ? MDCreep I will remember that next time you talk about or stalk me you hypocritical fat doosh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,426 Posted November 6, 2014 Rmff a lot That's what I think whenever you talk to or about me! I will remind you next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,798 Posted November 7, 2014 Jerry's just being a tool. He's still butthurt over that zing I gave him a few weeks back. He knows that the topic for discussion was about little kids in general, although the article I posted did mention that it wasn't uncommon between close siblings, either. He just doesn't want to admit that examining each other's genitals, play kissing and even masturbating in the presence of another child, is normal and not child molestation/abuse. Zing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted November 7, 2014 In high school there were a few girls who were rumored to have focked a cousin. I never knew if it was true or not but they were pretty damn slutty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted November 7, 2014 Wait. If I haven't had a circle jerk when I was a kid or touched a sister, I am sexually repressed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 3,121 Posted November 7, 2014 Wait. If I haven't had a circle jerk when I was a kid or touched a sister, I am sexually repressed? Obviously.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 7, 2014 Wait. If I haven't had a circle jerk when I was a kid or touched a sister, I am sexually repressed? yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 893 Posted November 7, 2014 i'm from a big family. fridays were pizza and bukkake night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,798 Posted November 7, 2014 Wait. If I haven't had a circle jerk when I was a kid or touched a sister, I am sexually repressed? I don't even have a sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Garcia 8 Posted November 7, 2014 This thread is just wrong.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swirvenirvin 25 Posted November 7, 2014 Um no? weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 7, 2014 Um no? weirdlook another deprived soul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
avoiding injuries 1,580 Posted November 7, 2014 Haha. I thought this was a joke until I saw people were serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted November 7, 2014 When I hear people waxing nostalgic about all the free time they had as kids to roam the neighborhood, these are some of the memories that come to mind: My first memory of a hard-on was during a session of "show me yours, I'll show you mine" with a female cousin when I was 5. We got caught by one of our parents and they told us to stop. Whenever I see her now, I wonder if she remembers it, but I don't have the nerve to ask. At age 7, we allowed 2 neighborhood girls into our tree house on the condition that once inside, they would pull down their pants and panties so we could stare at them for 5 whole minutes. I was in charge of counting off the minutes. There was also an older kid in my neighborhood who liked to compare dIcks all the time. (of course mine was the best) He liked to go into the woods and lay on top of us with his d!ck between our ass cheeks. Later, when I was 9 or 10 there was another older kid in the neighborhood who was starting to get pubes. He liked to show them to us while we sat around playing truth or dare. We would jerk our hard dicks until we had orgasms, but no jizz came out. He ended up ejaculating a little one day and came running out of the bathroom to show us the jizz he'd just produced. Of course, we were in awe. One day, he bribed the youngest kid in our group to suck him off for 5 seconds. I sold him my half of our beer can collection and stopped attending his circle jerks after that. At age 7-9, we stole candy, cigs and toys from the 7-11 and Dart Drug. We smoked 3-4 cigs a day while exploring along the creek in the woods behind our house. We stole materials from construction sites to build a 3 level tree house where we'd smoke cigs and an occasional joint if an older kid happened to have one on him. There was a security guard who used to roam the construction sites around us in a jeep. We thought he was a cool guy cuz he would buy us cokes and give us cigs. He was especially drawn to one kid from our gang who was being raised by a single mother. We later found out what was really happening on those occasions when they rode off together alone. Once, when I was 8, my friends and I decided to go visit a friend who'd moved away to a nearby town. (approximately 20 miles away) We scrounged up enough change to get on the bus and go there. Once there, we didn't have the money to get back, so we had to beg the kid's older brother to give us money from his change jar. When I finally got home after dark, my parents were beside themselves with worry. I got a hell of an ass whoopin' for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frank M 181 Posted November 7, 2014 When I hear people waxing nostalgic about all the free time they had as kids to roam the neighborhood, these are some of the memories that come to mind: My first memory of a hard-on was during a session of "show me yours, I'll show you mine" with a female cousin when I was 5. We got caught by one of our parents and they told us to stop. Whenever I see her now, I wonder if she remembers it, but I don't have the nerve to ask. At age 7, we allowed 2 neighborhood girls into our tree house on the condition that once inside, they would pull down their pants and panties so we could stare at them for 5 whole minutes. I was in charge of counting off the minutes. There was also an older kid in my neighborhood who liked to compare dIcks all the time. (of course mine was the best) He liked to go into the woods and lay on top of us with his d!ck between our ass cheeks. Later, when I was 9 or 10 there was another older kid in the neighborhood who was starting to get pubes. He liked to show them to us while we sat around playing truth or dare. We would jerk our hard dicks until we had orgasms, but no jizz came out. He ended up ejaculating a little one day and came running out of the bathroom to show us the jizz he'd just produced. Of course, we were in awe. One day, he bribed the youngest kid in our group to suck him off for 5 seconds. I sold him my half of our beer can collection and stopped attending his circle jerks after that. At age 7-9, we stole candy, cigs and toys from the 7-11 and Dart Drug. We smoked 3-4 cigs a day while exploring along the creek in the woods behind our house. We stole materials from construction sites to build a 3 level tree house where we'd smoke cigs and an occasional joint if an older kid happened to have one on him. There was a security guard who used to roam the construction sites around us in a jeep. We thought he was a cool guy cuz he would buy us cokes and give us cigs. He was especially drawn to one kid from our gang who was being raised by a single mother. We later found out what was really happening on those occasions when they rode off together alone. Once, when I was 8, my friends and I decided to go visit a friend who'd moved away to a nearby town. (approximately 20 miles away) We scrounged up enough change to get on the bus and go there. Once there, we didn't have the money to get back, so we had to beg the kid's older brother to give us money from his change jar. When I finally got home after dark, my parents were beside themselves with worry. I got a hell of an ass whoopin' for that. Cool story, Giants Fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,348 Posted November 7, 2014 i'm from a big family. fridays were pizza and bukkake night Least you saved on toppings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 7, 2014 When I hear people waxing nostalgic about all the free time they had as kids to roam the neighborhood, these are some of the memories that come to mind: My first memory of a hard-on was during a session of "show me yours, I'll show you mine" with a female cousin when I was 5. We got caught by one of our parents and they told us to stop. Whenever I see her now, I wonder if she remembers it, but I don't have the nerve to ask. At age 7, we allowed 2 neighborhood girls into our tree house on the condition that once inside, they would pull down their pants and panties so we could stare at them for 5 whole minutes. I was in charge of counting off the minutes. There was also an older kid in my neighborhood who liked to compare dIcks all the time. (of course mine was the best) He liked to go into the woods and lay on top of us with his d!ck between our ass cheeks. Later, when I was 9 or 10 there was another older kid in the neighborhood who was starting to get pubes. He liked to show them to us while we sat around playing truth or dare. We would jerk our hard dicks until we had orgasms, but no jizz came out. He ended up ejaculating a little one day and came running out of the bathroom to show us the jizz he'd just produced. Of course, we were in awe. One day, he bribed the youngest kid in our group to suck him off for 5 seconds. I sold him my half of our beer can collection and stopped attending his circle jerks after that. At age 7-9, we stole candy, cigs and toys from the 7-11 and Dart Drug. We smoked 3-4 cigs a day while exploring along the creek in the woods behind our house. We stole materials from construction sites to build a 3 level tree house where we'd smoke cigs and an occasional joint if an older kid happened to have one on him. There was a security guard who used to roam the construction sites around us in a jeep. We thought he was a cool guy cuz he would buy us cokes and give us cigs. He was especially drawn to one kid from our gang who was being raised by a single mother. We later found out what was really happening on those occasions when they rode off together alone. Once, when I was 8, my friends and I decided to go visit a friend who'd moved away to a nearby town. (approximately 20 miles away) We scrounged up enough change to get on the bus and go there. Once there, we didn't have the money to get back, so we had to beg the kid's older brother to give us money from his change jar. When I finally got home after dark, my parents were beside themselves with worry. I got a hell of an ass whoopin' for that. phew, I was thinking old maid was the only one here with a normal upbringing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 7,426 Posted November 7, 2014 When I hear people waxing nostalgic about all the free time they had as kids to roam the neighborhood, these are some of the memories that come to mind: My first memory of a hard-on was during a session of "show me yours, I'll show you mine" with a female cousin when I was 5. We got caught by one of our parents and they told us to stop. Whenever I see her now, I wonder if she remembers it, but I don't have the nerve to ask. At age 7, we allowed 2 neighborhood girls into our tree house on the condition that once inside, they would pull down their pants and panties so we could stare at them for 5 whole minutes. I was in charge of counting off the minutes. There was also an older kid in my neighborhood who liked to compare dIcks all the time. (of course mine was the best) He liked to go into the woods and lay on top of us with his d!ck between our ass cheeks. Later, when I was 9 or 10 there was another older kid in the neighborhood who was starting to get pubes. He liked to show them to us while we sat around playing truth or dare. We would jerk our hard dicks until we had orgasms, but no jizz came out. He ended up ejaculating a little one day and came running out of the bathroom to show us the jizz he'd just produced. Of course, we were in awe. One day, he bribed the youngest kid in our group to suck him off for 5 seconds. I sold him my half of our beer can collection and stopped attending his circle jerks after that. At age 7-9, we stole candy, cigs and toys from the 7-11 and Dart Drug. We smoked 3-4 cigs a day while exploring along the creek in the woods behind our house. We stole materials from construction sites to build a 3 level tree house where we'd smoke cigs and an occasional joint if an older kid happened to have one on him. There was a security guard who used to roam the construction sites around us in a jeep. We thought he was a cool guy cuz he would buy us cokes and give us cigs. He was especially drawn to one kid from our gang who was being raised by a single mother. We later found out what was really happening on those occasions when they rode off together alone. Once, when I was 8, my friends and I decided to go visit a friend who'd moved away to a nearby town. (approximately 20 miles away) We scrounged up enough change to get on the bus and go there. Once there, we didn't have the money to get back, so we had to beg the kid's older brother to give us money from his change jar. When I finally got home after dark, my parents were beside themselves with worry. I got a hell of an ass whoopin' for that. Is this real life or a series of disturbing erotic vignettes like "Steps" by Jerzy Kosinski? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,058 Posted November 8, 2014 i'm from a big family. fridays were pizza and bukkake night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,442 Posted November 8, 2014 And Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,945 Posted November 8, 2014 Is this real life or a series of disturbing erotic vignettes like "Steps" by Jerzy Kosinski? All true. Maybe I should write a book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,710 Posted November 9, 2014 i'm from a big family. fridays were pizza and bukkake night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted November 9, 2014 I'm a little concerned about your upcoming vacation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,710 Posted November 10, 2014 I'm a little concerned about your upcoming vacation no animals will be harmed in the production of this vacation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 10, 2014 9 normal people 22 deprived Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 937 Posted November 10, 2014 I had a cousin that I "played doctor" with a few times. Also had a stepsister that was a knockout that I had one sexual encounter with,of course that doesn't count. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,348 Posted November 10, 2014 Yes. In fact, my fourth grade science fair project was investigating the effects of diddling my little brother. I was disqualified because they suspected my father helped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted November 10, 2014 We are up to 10 Even the aliases are attempting to charm old maid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,590 Posted November 10, 2014 i'm from a big family. fridays were pizza and bukkake night hopefully on the pizza? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites