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Spermoff: what do you do that doesn't make you a geek?

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We all have 12" cacks and six figure salaries, starting QB who banged the prom queen on the stage, but what is it currently?

 

I do a baseball trip with a buddy where we your different ballparks every year, always ends up in a strip club, it's like having a bachelor party every year.

 

I also am married to a girl who played college volleyball and is now a yoga instructor.

 

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Once a year when her husband is on a baseball trip, I bang this chick who played college volleyball and is now a yoga instructor.

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Once a year when her husband is on a baseball trip, I bang this chick who played college volleyball and is now a yoga instructor.

Sweet, make sure you get good and deep.

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Sweet, make sure you get good and deep.

Funny you say that. The pron movie, Goin Deep, is about a volleyball player whose husband leaves her to play with his friends and gets horny when the pizza delivery guy from Frankie's shows up to deliver the pie she ordered and can't pay the bill so she goes full, wagh chicly mow wow.

 

She also stared in Third Base Coach Waves Them In 19.

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I caught a 30 lb Snook fishing underneath the Roosevelt Bridge in Stuart, FL Saturday night.

 

But you Geeks wouldn't know nothing 'bout that. :bandana:

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I caught a 30 lb Snook fishing underneath the Roosevelt Bridge in Stuart, FL Saturday night.

 

But you Geeks wouldn't know nothing 'bout that. :bandana:

As a matter of fact, we do not. Please elaborate further.

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As a matter of fact, we do not. Please elaborate further.

 

Took boat to Stuart Saturday morning and fished bridges with lives shrimp. Missed a few monster breaking the lines, and ended up with just a medium Snook. Went back out Saturday night and did same thing. Fishing under the Roosevelt Bridge late that night, I cast a plastic swimbait between the pilings and hooked into a pig of a Snook. Didn't realize how big at first with only a slight tap on the bait, but then it just peeled line and luckily didn't head straight for pilings. Had to hold spool to slow it down. Eventually worked it back to boat and what gigantic Snook. After landing one that big, I got a new appreciation for the power of the monsters. Made me seriously re-think the gear I was using.

 

Stuart is loaded with them. I've been making annual trips for three years now and I finally landed the giant I was trying to catch. And now I want a bigger one. :ninja:

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Took boat to Stuart Saturday morning and fished bridges with lives shrimp. Missed a few monster breaking the lines, and ended up with just a medium Snook. Went back out Saturday night and did same thing. Fishing under the Roosevelt Bridge late that night, I cast a plastic swimbait between the pilings and hooked into a pig of a Snook. Didn't realize how big at first with only a slight tap on the bait, but then it just peeled line and luckily didn't head straight for pilings. Had to hold spool to slow it down. Eventually worked it back to boat and what gigantic Snook. After landing one that big, I got a new appreciation for the power of the monsters. Made me seriously re-think the gear I was using.

 

Stuart is loaded with them. I've been making annual trips for three years now and I finally landed the giant I was trying to catch. And now I want a bigger one. :ninja:

Nice. Love night fishing. Post a pic.

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Lately one of my evening hobbies has been building solid wood furniture from scratch. Bought a bunch of lumber, screws, stains, etc, drew up some plans and got to work.

 

It definitely looks like I am an amateur, but I stained my first set to look weathered.

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light homeless people on fire

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I can skin a buck and run a trotline.

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Congrats. That would have been an easy fish to loose.

 

I read a little bit about snook and was surprised how susceptible they are to cold weather. A cold snap can wipe a lot of them out.

I think people in texas surf fish for them on south Padre island.

 

I didn't know they could be found inshore.

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We need to go fishing someday, I'll pay for gas

If the weather ever cooperates.

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If the weather ever cooperates.

 

 

Have you fished in Louisiana since you got your new boat?

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Have you fished in Louisiana since you got your new boat?

Not yet. I hope to this summer, because I want to get into the yellowfin.

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Not yet. I hope to this summer, because I want to get into the yellowfin.

 

I got a 73 pound Yellowfin followed by a 96 pound Bluefin a year later out of Ocean City, MD.

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I never played D and D in my life.

 

ALSO I have played with plenty of Double D's.

 

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like to scuba and ski when i can

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I'm trying, but I can't think of anything specific. All of my free time is spent either playing with my 2 year old daughter or playing with my wife (completely different way, you perverts). Truth is, I'm good with that and I wouldn't rather do anything else. If that makes me a geek, I'm cool with it.

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Main thing I guess would be taekwondo. But it is interesting how many people who achieve higher black belt ranks in our style have technology backgrounds; perhaps it is the pursuit of perfection in our forms? Regardless, it involves hitting people, so there is a manliness factor to it. :bandana:

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