What's the most redneck thing you've done?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Everyone has a little redneck in them. So what's the most redneck thing you've done? When I was younger me and my friends would go to myrtle beach for spring break. My buddy had an old Chevy truck so we decided to throw a tarp in the bed of it, fill it with water, attach a hose to the muffler and the other end in the water to make bubbles, and viola we had a hot tub. Took a cooler in the back too and drove up and down the boulevard in the back. Had a lot of girls want to get in but of course only the hot ones were allowed in

[tanatastic 2,062]

Doesnt that make bubbles full of carbon monoxide and nasty smoke? does the water get hot even? Plus the water isnt cycling so its just getting polluted with nasty sweat and all other body fluids.

[Djgb13 2,339]

Doesnt that make bubbles full of carbon monoxide and nasty smoke? does the water get hot even? Plus the water isnt cycling so its just getting polluted with nasty sweat and all other body fluids.

When you're young and dumb you don't care lol. But it did make bubbles every time he hit the gas.

[rholio 339]

A cousin?

[frank 2,332]

Used the salad fork for the main course.

[tanatastic 2,062]

Used the salad fork for the main course.

Salads have their own forks?

[MDC 7,759]

Your mom.

 

It's not even close.

[KSB2424 3,172]

A cousin?

 

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

When you're young and dumb you don't care lol. But it did make bubbles every time he hit the gas.

 

 

You're pretty stupid for a Doctor.

[Djgb13 2,339]

You're pretty stupid for a Doctor.

$100 says you're more of a retard as a grown man than I was as a kid

 

Anyways, growing up in the country when you're young you do tend to do stupid s***. That was one of them.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

Couple of 4th of Julys ago

 

[SUXBNME 1,594]

This one was a tribute to edjr. (yes, I'm that ghey)

 

[Djgb13 2,339]

Couple of 4th of Julys ago

 

Lol that's funny as hell. In sc pretty much every type of firework was legal and my grandpas friend owns a firework store that would get illegal stuff in and sell it. So we would always go by there and grab tons of fireworks. Set many fields and woods on fire with those. Surprised I didn't blow something off cause we actually had professional grade foreworks

[kilroy69 1,262]

As a youth I made home made black powder charges to kill fish.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

$100 says you're more of a retard as a grown man than I was as a kid

 

Anyways, growing up in the country when you're young you do tend to do stupid s***. That was one of them.

 

 

I'll take that bet.

[Djgb13 2,339]

I'll take that bet.

You already lost then lol. Already by looking at you're posts you've been deemed a complete retard. I accept paypal transaction

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

You already lost then lol. Already by looking at you're posts you've been deemed a complete retard. I accept paypal transaction

 

 

Doctors call people retards? And which of my posts did you base that off of?

[Djgb13 2,339]

Doctors call people retards? And which of my posts did you base that off of?

You'd actually be surprised what we call people. There's a lot of medical jargon we can use to each other around normal people that sound normal but have different meanings.

 

Anyways lighten up and stop being such an internet tough guy and a**. It's a fun thread about stupid s*** you've done in your life. Unless you're a complete bore/loser you have to have done something stupid/redneck in your life

[SUXBNME 1,594]

You'd actually be surprised what we call people. There's a lot of medical jargon we can use to each other around normal people that sound normal but have different meanings.

 

Anyways lighten up and stop being such an internet tough guy and a**. It's a fun thread about stupid s*** you've done in your life. Unless you're a complete bore/loser you have to have done something stupid/redneck in your life

This

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

You'd actually be surprised what we call people. There's a lot of medical jargon we can use to each other around normal people that sound normal but have different meanings.

 

Anyways lighten up and stop being such an internet tough guy and a**. It's a fun thread about stupid s*** you've done in your life. Unless you're a complete bore/loser you have to have done something stupid/redneck in your life

 

yeah, whatever. Which post?

[Djgb13 2,339]

yeah, whatever. Which post?

How about this one? Someone's trying to give u a pass for being an internet tough guy and a d*** and you retardly still want to carry on. At least when was young I was having fun being stupid.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

How about this one? Someone's trying to give u a pass for being an internet tough guy and a d*** and you retardly still want to carry on. At least when was young I was having fun being stupid.

Didn't see "this post" coming. How am I an internet tough guy? Which post? BTW, I don't need a "pass"

[naomi 360]

Drank wine coolers and smoked vanilla cigarettes a little while before and always through dusk with my cousin's wife in South Carolina. We either sat on pieces of a tree trunk or a trampoline out in a wide open piece of land. It was really peaceful.

[NorthernVike 2,090]

I'll take that bet.

Focking welcher.

[BiPolarBear 495]

From the reaction this got, I guess it was pretty red neck. I was a corporate department supervisor at one time in Cali. I was working with the customer service manager when a dove banged into one of their windows and killed itself. I went outside and picked it up and took it into the lunch room. I ripped the breast off the thing with my fingers and rinsed it off in the sink. When the lunch truck came, I asked the Hispanic cook to make me a couple of dove tacos. No problem. He used grilled onion and chili powder. They were excellent.

 

The story got around. I had a lady from Toshiba tell me she did not believe it. I put her in touch with c/s and watched her face when they confirmed. haha.

[SUXBNME 1,594]

From the reaction this got, I guess it was pretty red neck. I was a corporate department supervisor at one time in Cali. I was working with the customer service manager when a dove banged into one of their windows and killed itself. I went outside and picked it up and took it into the lunch room. I ripped the breast off the thing with my fingers and rinsed it off in the sink. When the lunch truck came, I asked the Hispanic cook to make me a couple of dove tacos. No problem. He used grilled onion and chili powder. They were excellent.

 

The story got around. I had a lady from Toshiba tell me she did not believe it. I put her in touch with c/s and watched her face when they confirmed. haha.

No self respecting redneck eats Dove, you poosay

[peenie 1,945]

shop at walmart

listen to country music

walk barefoot outside

have a crush on a cousin

go to panama city beach for vacation

in college smoke malboro cigarettes

i live in georgia

[Baker Boy 1,709]

shop at walmart

listen to country music

walk barefoot outside

have a crush on a cousin

go to panama city beach for vacation

in college smoke malboro cigarettes

i live in georgia

Racist!

[shotsup 835]

Smoked Backwoods Tobacco.

[Drizzay 737]

I had a couch in my garage for a while. We used to sit out there and drink/smoke and watch football.

[BiPolarBear 495]

No self respecting redneck eats Dove, you poosay

 

Being white trash, not redneck; you don't know.

[kilroy69 1,262]

No self respecting redneck eats Dove, you poosay

where I grew up more rednecks ate dove than chicken. hth

[NorthernVike 2,090]

No self respecting redneck eats Dove, you poosay

Not much meat on them but they taste great.

[IGotWorms 4,060]

Only redneck type of things I've done were on outdoor trips where certain things had to be improvised.

 

[BiPolarBear 495]

where I grew up more rednecks ate dove than chicken. hth

 

Thank you. A dove flew into the window where I worked here in Texas in 2008. I did the same thing except I had to cook it myself in the lunchroom toaster. Nobody gave me a second look.

[Djgb13 2,339]

I'll eat a dove if I have no other meat to eat. As far as picking one up randomly like that nah.

[shotsup 835]

No one has cow tipped ? Or is that not redneck thing to do ?

[BiPolarBear 495]

No one has cow tipped ? Or is that not redneck thing to do ?

 

Not trying to judge here, but I think most rednecks are respectful of a man's livestock. If they are not respectful of that, they are respectful of the ability if country folk to shoot a gun with some accuracy. I would have said cow tipping was more of a frat boy prank, no?

 

I know a local who had someone kill and butcher a goat out in the middle of his field. I could not believe anybody had the guts to do it. If someone had been shooting with the guy like I have or seen his two large gun safes full of every kind of firearm known to man, they may have reconsidered.

[Old School 360]

Won't say what it was, but it started with the words "Hey Ya'll watch this!"

 

Hilarity ensued.

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

Not trying to judge here, but I think most rednecks are respectful of a man's livestock. If they are not respectful of that, they are respectful of the ability if country folk to shoot a gun with some accuracy. I would have said cow tipping was more of a frat boy prank, no?

 

I know a local who had someone kill and butcher a goat out in the middle of his field. I could not believe anybody had the guts to do it. If someone had been shooting with the guy like I have or seen his two large gun safes full of every kind of firearm known to man, they may have reconsidered.

Cow tipping is more of a frat guy kind of thing. Now if he was drinking and ran up to a bull and smacked it's ass and ran from it I would say that's more redneck and manly. Cow tipping is something people see on tv are think "hardcore! I've gotta do it"