mmmmm...beer 692 Posted June 30, 2016 I have 5, spread out over the last 18 years. I don't regret any of them yet, but people tell me to expect that any day now. I think tattoos on females are incredibly sexy (for the most part). Then again, I'm not a judgemental old twat like most of the people here. Shut up quitter! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,955 Posted July 1, 2016 There's a bartender that freelances at a bar I go to. She's 21 (34b) smoking hot and knows it. But she has some crappy angel wings on her back. Complete and total turn off and she knows it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted July 1, 2016 The deal I will strike with my daughter is this: When she asks me if she may get her ears pierced, I will say yes on the condition that she promises me she will never get a tattoo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,361 Posted July 1, 2016 The deal I will strike withmy daughter is this: When she asks me if she may get her ears pierced, I will say yes on the condition that she promises me she will never get a tattoo. CAN SIZE ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted July 1, 2016 CAN SIZE ? I'll let you know in about 15 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mushimushi 0 Posted July 1, 2016 I don't like tattoos for me it looks dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted July 1, 2016 I don't like tattoos for me it looks dirty. Mooshy? Mooshy?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted July 1, 2016 Mooshy? Mooshy?? I'm working on a theory that all of these new Asian posters with ~10 posts are friends of Titans who he told about the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,501 Posted July 1, 2016 In most cases, tattoos are for insecure people who are trying to be accepted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted July 1, 2016 I'm sure some retard has already done it, but I'd chuckle at a tattoo of a tie. Around the neck and down the the belly. See him at the beach. Why is that dude wearing a tie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted July 1, 2016 At what point does Wills Mcgahees Dentist tell us about his tattoo of Woody Woodpecker on his calf that he used to think was intimidating to slowpitch softball pitchers he used to bat against? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted July 1, 2016 At what point does Wills Mcgahees Dentist tell us about his tattoo of Woody Woodpecker on his calf that he used to think was intimidating to slowpitch softball pitchers he used to bat against? No fockin way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted July 1, 2016 No fockin way Of course, this assumes that WMs Dentist = NewbieJr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted July 1, 2016 Of course, this assumes that WMs Dentist = NewbieJr But the part about the tattoo intimidating, in slow pitch, is true? Please tell that story. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artista 460 Posted July 3, 2016 Oh I forgot, I do have a few tats. They look like freckles. Before you do rads, they measure and map the projection areas of the beams and tat the areas to focus them on. Even those little ones hurt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 3, 2016 I'm working on a theory that all of these new Asian poster with ~10 posts are friends of Titans who he told about the site. Nah. The only person I've showed this site is my roommate, and while he finds it funny, he doesn't care enough to join. None of the chicks speak enough English to pass, even around here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted July 3, 2016 I was at a pool party today for the holiday weekend. Jell-O shots, fireworks, a thirty foot inflatable slip and slide. It was like a bad tattoo convention. Everyone there, myself included, had sh!tty tats. The women's all blown out from having baby's since. I want to get mine covered with something else. It is lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 651 Posted July 3, 2016 I got my avatar on my back left shoulder. I am still wanting another one to cover a 5in scar on my front right shoulder. That would be my last one though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted July 3, 2016 Nah. The only person I've showed this site is my roommate, and while he finds it funny, he doesn't care enough to join. None of the chicks speak enough English to pass, even around here. Debunked. I guess they are just building trust in order to hit us with a website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted July 3, 2016 Don't need one. Never wanted one. If I want to look at Art I buy a painting. And there's nothing so important that people don't know about me already that I would need to put on my body to tell them it's important. Would I love my kids more if I had their names tattooed on me? No. I love Iowa State but I have a diploma that says I went there why do I need their logo? They are Conversation Pieces especially for chicks. Hey look at me I have a new tattoo. Then when nobody asks anymore, or notices what do they always say? I need a new tattoo. No you don't you just want another reason for someone to talk to you skank. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted July 3, 2016 Tatoos: An attempt by people to be different, just like everybody else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,361 Posted July 3, 2016 No tats, no plans to get one anytime soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted July 3, 2016 Would love to get Calvin peeing on something...but what? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 3, 2016 Would love to get Calvin peeing on something...but what? NYRangers logo or your teams most hated rival. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 3, 2016 Would love to get Calvin peeing on something...but what? Or an image of TNG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,289 Posted July 3, 2016 Or an image of TNG Seems most apt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted July 3, 2016 I would tattoo a NYG logo on edjrs azz. Myself? Nah not gonna get one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 651 Posted July 4, 2016 Tatoos: An attempt by people to be different, just like everybody else The same could be said about clothes, shoes and hats. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted July 4, 2016 Before I went to the Gulf War, I was sure that I'd get a tattoo to commemorate it when I got back. But the war was incredibly easy it turned out to not be a life changing event. Then when I did get back, I worried about all the people that got tattoos and regretted them so I didn't get one. I wouldn't have regretted getting that tattoo. I probably should have actually. As for tats on women, I find them to be a turnoff. I especially hope my daughters don't get them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted July 4, 2016 The deal I will strike with my daughter is this: When she asks me if she may get her ears pierced, I will say yes on the condition that she promises me she will never get a tattoo. Excellent. One of the most relevant posts I've read here, I'm definately stealing this idea. Thank You. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 4, 2016 The deal I will strike with my daughter is this: When she asks me if she may get her ears pierced, I will say yes on the condition that she promises me she will never get a tattoo. Change tattoo to never "be" with a black man. Good exchange. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,593 Posted July 4, 2016 Change tattoo to never "be" with a black man. Good exchange.I suppose it depends on the black man. Change "black man" to "irresponsible loser" and your filter is much closer to airtight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,532 Posted July 4, 2016 I have thought about getting one, though not driven to do so. Would want to represent my heritage without it screaming "sepremisist" (Austrian) As for women.... can be sexy if understated and discreet. While there is some amazing body art out there, typically a turnoff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted July 4, 2016 I suppose it depends on the black man. Change "black man" to "irresponsible loser" and your filter is much closer to airtight. No I wouldn't want my daughter with a ###### - Black man. - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted July 4, 2016 Military guys...no problem whatsoever, Olympian, etc..no problem.....but nobody gives one single Fock about your family crest tat or what some god dammed dolphin on your ankle says about you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,361 Posted July 4, 2016 Military guys...no problem whatsoever, Olympian, etc..no problem.....but nobody gives one single Fock about your family crest tat or what some god dammed dolphin on your ankle says about you. Cyclones "Family Crest " - http://kingofwallpapers.com/swastika/swastika-001.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,836 Posted July 4, 2016 Cyclones "Family Crest " - http://kingofwallpapers.com/swastika/swastika-001.jpg Well...crap...i walked into that one. Hah..well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted September 21, 2017 A chick just came in the store, she's dumb as a box of rocks to begin with and has God, your momma, and me tattooed on the inside of her lower arm. What a stupid focking tattoo. I'll take three people who hate your fat ass for $600 Alex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,958 Posted September 21, 2017 Sometimes I throw my change or a dollar in the tip jar. But not if they are tatted up. You have money for that stupid shite, you can't have any of mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,977 Posted September 21, 2017 Sometimes I throw my change or a dollar in the tip jar. But not if they are tatted up. You have money for that stupid shite, you can't have any of mine. Ex-cop / marine who has a problem with tattoos. You sound like the kind of guy who would have a deck around his in-ground pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites