Your idea for a product/service that couldn't fail.

[wiffleball 4,797]

holy sh1t. WIAP

"I invented the idea for a combination smoke detector and rope ladder for office buildings.

If the particulate level gets above a certain level, a small charge blows a small pick-ax up

and into a pane of glass. At the same time, a rope ladder unfurls up to 30 stories..."

 

"I also invented a blow-up slide like you see on airplanes. It's also based upon heat/particulate levels

and can be custom-made for any size/shape stairway. People simply jump butt-first (like an airplane)

and are transported via gravity (curved bumpers at every landing) down to the lobby."

[wiffleball 4,797]

Rotary Cell Phone

[dain11279 980]

6 minute abs

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

I really enjoy salmon cream cheese on my onion bagels in the morning.

It's also a nice afternoon snack.

 

Unfortunately, too many people are turned off by the name - especially women.

 

It's really just a matter of marketing. "Cream cheese" sounds unhealthy.

And 'salmon' doesn't sound very portable/breakfasty.

 

I entered into a contract with Kraft to re-brand it "Pap-Schmear".

[wiffleball 4,797]

In all seriousness, while I know there are various and sundry ad-hoc / 'one-off' 'solutions' out there - and others

in the pipeline, I REALLY HONESTLY do not understand how, with all the technology out there, how in God's name

we are still seeing children die in hot cars anymore.

 

This seems easily preventable.

 

One idea I have is, the MINUTE you snap-in a kid to the car seat, that activates an app in your phone.

If your phone gets more than 30 feet away from the car seat, all hell breaks lose. - Including windows down, locks open and car alarm screams - and maybe even cops called.

 

Unfortunately, people spend more time and effort watching their phones than their kids.

[Big Guy 1,421]

wiffelball = Giants Fan?

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

In all seriousness, while I know there are various and sundry ad-hoc / 'one-off' 'solutions' out there - and others

in the pipeline, I REALLY HONESTLY do not understand how, with all the technology out there, how in God's name

we are still seeing children die in hot cars anymore.

 

This seems easily preventable.

 

One idea I have is, the MINUTE you snap-in a kid to the car seat, that activates an app in your phone.

If your phone gets more than 30 feet away from the car seat, all hell breaks lose. - Including windows down, locks open and car alarm screams - and maybe even cops called.

 

Unfortunately, people spend more time and effort watching their phones than their kids.

 

Great one............

 

I'm amazed people still forget or worse, do it on purpose.

[wiffleball 4,797]

I honestly don't understand why we can't round up shiitloads of nutrea and feral hogs and send them to Africa and NoKo.

With those fockers running rampant in the Gulf Coast, there's absolutely NO GD reason anybody should be starving.

 

Best invention I"ve seen in a long time? Basically a 50 gallon plastic barrel with an attachment on top. Solar powered with

A/C optional. In humid climates, I think it can produce a barrel of potable water in something like one day.

The owner describes how there are literally oceans of water vapor in the sky - even far more than found on earth.

Some dude in Texas invented these in various sizes (home, office, - all the way to small village)

[wiffleball 4,797]

wiffelball = Giants Fan?

See post 38. You can't even do THIS right.

[MDC 7,899]

Sex Bot.

 

It's a completely realistic robot replica of a smoking hot woman who will you any way you like and pretend to enjoy it. It's designed to help guys who can't get laid have sex, or to help guys who can get laid have better sex with women who are way out of his league.

 

I should patent this sh1t.

[TD Ryan2 316]

to stay in line with the "I still can't believe we have" thinking...

 

unhealthy food.

 

seriously... we haven't figured out a way to make something healthy that tastes/eats like bacon, cheeseburgers, and/or fried chicken?

 

I know some have tried and failed... but whoever does it will make Bill Gates seem poor.

[Mookz 1,375]

Still considering a phone app called something like flight grub. (or whatever)

 

Instead of wandering all over the airport - especially if time's tight - you're on a connecting flight, etc.

 

You can place an order for any vendor in a departure airport before you take off, while en-route to the airport, etc.

And somebody shows up at your gate with whatever you want.

 

You do not talk about Flight Grub.

[wiffleball 4,797]

There's also a company kicking ass in Africa. It's only a matter of time before they spread to the developed world's 'disenfranchised" people.

 

Basically, they've bypassed banks altogether. The cell phone is the new payment vehicle. I know they have stuff like this here, but not

to this extent. Basically, no need for credit checks, permanent addresses, minimum deposits, - all the impediments poorer people struggle with here and beyond.

 

I'll try and Google, but you should too. I'm pretty sure these guys will either take over the banking industry - or be bought out and decimated by the World Powers That Be. THIS particular 'bank' model doesn't rely upon vast sums of savings for overnight currency speculation, interest rate arbitrage, - all the shady shiit the Big World Banks engage in.

 

It's already done amazing things to entire regional economies - and therefore, resultant class, social and industrial structures.

Once again, serving a vast underserved market. Just a matter of time before it's in the cross hairs of Big Banks and their Government Lackeys.

[wiffleball 4,797]

 

You do not talk about Flight Grub.

That's actually Brilliant!

[fandandy 3,313]

Equip shopping carts in large stores, (Home Depot, Lowes, Walmart, etc) with a searchable little computer mounted to the handle where you type in what you are looking for and it shows you where it's at.

 

Call it a Wherethefokizit

 

[vuduchile 1,947]

 

Hard wired. My kitchen also has 8 electrical outlets built into the back splash all around.

Right. So the cost to have an electrician run those lights and hide the wiring during an average kitchen remodel is upwards of $1500.00.

 

A six pack of battery operated or rechargeable puck lights might cost $100.00.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Equip shopping carts in large stores, (Home Depot, Lowes, Walmart, etc) with a searchable little computer mounted to the handle where you type in what you are looking for and it shows you where it's at.

 

Call it a Wherethefokizit

 

You could make them look like this:

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=computerized+shopping+cart&rlz=1C1NHXL_enUS700US700&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiBhfelsczSAhUNz2MKHWAxBZgQsAQIRQ&biw=931&bih=449

[cyclone24 1,935]

There's a lot of times I find I have an itch or something on my back that I can't quite reach. Maybe one day we will develop some sort of item or stick that has some semi Sharp claw type things on the end of the stick to help me reach areas of my back that I can't quite get to to scratch. I know I know it's George Jetson's type stuff

[Big Guy 1,421]

See post 38. You can't even do THIS right.

 

I'm supposed to know what that means?

 

Ya know, I want to like you, but you make it difficult.

[edjr 6,899]

There's a lot of times I find I have an itch or something on my back that I can't quite reach. Maybe one day we will develop some sort of item or stick that has some semi Sharp claw type things on the end of the stick to help me reach areas of my back that I can't quite get to to scratch. I know I know it's George Jetson's type stuff

 

One that pops bacne would be even better

[drobeski 3,061]

A washing that also dries the focking clothes.

[Big Guy 1,421]

A washing MACHINE that also dries the focking clothes.

 

[cyclone24 1,935]

A washing that also dries the focking clothes.

What about a dryer / slow cooker? Dries your clothes and smokes Fine Meats. Plus your clothes will smell like bacon

[Meglamaniac 792]

I've been playing with a food truck concept for downtown areas with heavy lunchtime crowds looking for fast/affordable/portable foods.

I'd call it "All about the Wrap"

Basically I'd take a few popular meals from several ethnic backgrounds and place them all together in the wrap.

Ribeye and bake potatoes

Fried chicken, mash potatoes, corn

Spare ribs. fries and baked beans

Chicken Parm

Fish and Chips

so on and so forth

[edjr 6,899]

A washing that also dries the focking clothes.

 

Already exists.

 

No sh1tting it takes about 2.5 to 3 hours.

 

Grandmother has one.

[cyclone24 1,935]

 

 

I've been playing with a food truck concept for downtown areas with heavy lunchtime crowds looking for fast/affordable/portable foods.

I'd call it "All about the Wrap"

Basically I'd take a few popular meals from several ethnic backgrounds and place them all together in the wrap.

Ribeye and bake potatoes

Fried chicken, mash potatoes, corn

Spare ribs. fries and baked beans

Chicken Parm

Fish and Chips

so on and so forth

I just wouldnt do wraps from the muslim group.

 

Ya know....boom boom and stuff.

 

 

Infidel.

[kutulu 1,707]

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

[cyclone24 1,935]

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

You think the pet rock was a good idea?

 

The guy made a million dollars!

[edjr 6,899]

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

 

Training Manual and Bedding

 

 

https://www.amazon.com/Rock-Full-Training-Manual-Bedding/dp/B01N2X8BNS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489166966&sr=8-1&keywords=Pet+Rock

[wiffleball 4,797]

Ya know, I want to like you, but you make it difficult.

As long as I don't make it hard.

[Big Guy 1,421]

As long as I don't make it hard.

 

 

yeah, I altered my comment to avoid that word

[vuduchile 1,947]

A remote control that's smart enough to fast forward and return to your recorded shows precisely when the commercials start and finish.

 

I play the lightning fast forward and stop on a dime game every focking night. And even though I'm damned good at it, it's grown tiresome.

 

1st world problems.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Speaking of Food Trucks;

 

I've always wanted to start one called "GET STUFFT".

 

Particularly in Houston "kolaches" (often mis-named) are huge. They're basically dough wrapped around some kind of filling.

Perfect one-hand eating.

 

Pretty much every culture has something like this: Epenadas, Dumplings, Hamburgers, Meat Pies, Britos, etc.

My Mom used to make "German Hamburgers". Basically a square dough raised to a point (like a Hershey Kiss)

stuffed with finely chopped ground beef, cabbage, onions and seasonings. Dee-Lish. - Especially dipped in cocktail sauce.

They naturally retain heat. Wrap them in foil and they'd stay warm until lunch time - and one would fill me up.

 

Anyhoo, the possibilities are endless - Can you imagine:

A cornbread dough stuffed with chili and cheeze?

A Waffle-based dough stuffed with fried chicken (for our darker folks)

A sage and cornmeal dough stuffed with Thanksgiving?

Biscuits dough stuffed with savory sausage and white gravy?,

STUFFT Gyros, Fajitas, Pizza, Chopped Salad

Not to mention your standard sandwich spin-offs: Rueben, Club, Cordon Bleu, Grilled cheez, Blt, - you name it.

Meal-sized egg rolls? Spring rolls?

I mean, the possibilities are pretty much endless.

- and that isn't counting vegetarian or desert-style STUFFTs.

 

And the marketing? Great Possibilities.

 

Even had two great people to man the truck. Basically, once up and running, lease one for A.M. and one for P.M.

Let them practice their own creativity and recipes while still maintaining a baseline menu.

[vuduchile 1,947]

A reverse microwave that makes things cold super fast.

 

I make a pitcher of tea every other morning. I have to fill the bottle and put in the freezer for an hour and a half so it's ice cold by the time I leave for work.

 

Otherwise, I have to try to catch the ice raining down from the ice maker with the bottle whose mouth is too focking small.

 

And while we're at it, a robotic ice maker return that auomatically plucks falling ice cubes from the air before they hit the ground and eventually get kicked under the fridge.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Here's a radical thought:

 

GPS IN EVERY FOCKING PLANE.

 

 

Stupid Pilot's union are the only people against this common sense.

Would thought a few Malaysian Airlines planes would finally end that shiit.

[wiffleball 4,797]

Saw something in Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise.

Basically eliminates most parachuting - which is highly unpredictable and unsafe.

 

The floor essentially drops out of a troop transport except for a T-bar for your feet and a caribeener for your Torso.

You do even better than so called "fast roping" - dropped exactly on target with hands free and no risk of blowing away in the wind.

Plus, FAR less time floating like a human target clay.

 

retracts in an instant, floor seals up - and transport away.

 

Hell, our movies are usually about ten years ahead of our technology when it comes to that stuff anyway.

 

Think about it - we're about 3 seashells away from living in San Angeles right now.

[edjr 6,899]

A wiffleball muter.

[parrot 789]

http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Local-inventor-appears-on-Shark-Tank-and-finds-5816387.php

 

My contribution? I can see these getting built INto the tables themselves.

 

Don't most commercial tables have levelers built into the legs? I know ours do. Yeah you have to occasionally thread them in and out, like maybe every six months or so.

[Big Guy 1,421]

I've got this idea for a bored game, but don't jump to conclusions.

[Big Guy 1,421]

A reverse microwave that makes things cold super fast.

 

 

So you could freeze your other invention, Voo Doo Chili