Your idea for a product/service that couldn't fail.

[vuduchile 1,941]

A wiffleball muter.

The WIFFMUFFLER!

 

Just $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

[vuduchile 1,941]

 

So you could freeze your other invention, Voo Doo Chili

vuduchile=voodoo chile (child)

 

[Big Guy 1,400]

vuduchile=voodoo chile (child)

 

 

I know

 

was a sperm off of snorts

[MDC 5,891]

I wanted to open a restaurant for Vietnamese soup called Pho Sho, until I learned that "pho" in Vietnamese is actually pronounced "fah."

 

Now I want to open a place called Pho Q.

[jerryskids 5,206]

With my Mom's vision and memory problems, thought of a voice-activated microwave.

Most of that exists now (I suppose?) through Alexa and whatnot.

However, this one comes with reminders afterward until the door is opened and closed.

"Your meal/dish is in the microwave!" "Caution! Your meal / dish may be hot!"

 

Things like the Washer/Dryer were equally challenging.

I suppose it's just a matter of time before we can set water temp/load/etc.

But would have been great for my Mom and others in terms of in-home independence.

 

In fact, I'm quite serious about this. The cost of external assisted living is unrealistic for most.

In home care is also crazy expensive.

With the growing aging population and in the increase in dementia / alzheimers, THIS really

can be / is / will be THE growth industry.

 

Pretty classic actually; The market and technology always rises to meet demand / need.

 

Many may look at 'Alexa' type stuff as lazy or whiz-bang unnecessary technology, but,

for reasons stated above, I think we'll find more and more applications of this technology

for elder care.

 

I don't know who looks at it this way. All of the top tech companies are investing gazillions into the Internet of Things (IoT) -- connected homes, cars, factories, etc. It'll be great... until SkyNet takes over.

[Hardcore troubadour 12,648]

Sex Bot.

 

It's a completely realistic robot replica of a smoking hot woman who will ###### you any way you like and pretend to enjoy it. It's designed to help guys who can't get laid have sex, or to help guys who can get laid have better sex with women who are way out of his league.

 

I should patent this sh1t.

Does it come with someone else's kid?

[posty 2,296]

A wiffleball muter.

[MDC 5,891]

Does it come with someone else's kid?

You are sort of my b1tch in all ways RP.

[fandandy 3,311]

 

I've been playing with a food truck concept for downtown areas with heavy lunchtime crowds looking for fast/affordable/portable foods.

I'd call it "All about the Wrap"

Basically I'd take a few popular meals from several ethnic backgrounds and place them all together in the wrap.

Ribeye and bake potatoes

Fried chicken, mash potatoes, corn

Spare ribs. fries and baked beans

Chicken Parm

Fish and Chips

so on and so forth

 

Or call it Wrap it Up

[frank 2,145]

Or call it Wrap it Up

I'll take it.

[Big Guy 1,400]

Or call it Wrap it Up

 

"I'll take it!"

[Big Guy 1,400]

I'll take it.

 

Damn.....beat me to it!

[penultimatestraw 473]

I wanted to open a restaurant for Vietnamese soup called Pho Sho, until I learned that "pho" in Vietnamese is actually pronounced "fah."

Now I want to open a place called Pho Q.

Pho King already exists here.

[Mike Honcho 4,034]

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Chinese restaurant/ animal shelter

[Alias Detective 1,179]

I have under cabinet lights in my kitchen. One switch, and also each light has two different light settings.

Big deal. Mine have a dimmer.

[Djgb13 2,338]

An app that puts a passcode on your phone for your pictures. Not sure if they have that now but for years I've been thinking it was a great idea. Got pictures on my phone I don't want people seeing. My niece is the worst for grabbing my phone and looking through my pictures.

[vuduchile 1,941]

An app that puts a passcode on your phone for your pictures. Not sure if they have that now but for years I've been thinking it was a great idea. Got pictures on my phone I don't want people seeing. My niece is the worst for grabbing my phone and looking through my pictures.

Go for it. Last to market usually wins the race.

 

http://osxdaily.com/2014/10/29/how-hide-photos-iphone-ios/

[MDC 5,891]

Pho King already exists here.

Well then I definitely will not open my restaurant in Hawaii.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Equip shopping carts in large stores, (Home Depot, Lowes, Walmart, etc) with a searchable little computer mounted to the handle where you type in what you are looking for and it shows you where it's at.

 

Call it a Wherethefokizit

 

I had this idea. But better.

 

You have an app on your phone. You put in your shopping list.

 

The app compares prices at various stores, and tells you where your order would be cheapest.

 

When you get to the store, the app guides you along the most efficient route to find your sh!t.

 

Or you just click a button, pay, and some peon rounds it up for you and has it ready for drive through.

 

It would require retailers to carefully maintain their prices and floor plans. But they would see a benefit I think.

[DonS 3,067]

Pho King already exists here.

There's a "What the Pho?" near me.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Well then I definitely will not open my restaurant in Hawaii.

I may open a clinic that serves Vietnamese food, called Pho Cough.

[nospk 230]

The Dollar Blowjob Store

[fandandy 3,311]

The Dollar Blowjob Store

How's the new job?

 

It sucks.

[NorthernVike 2,080]

A wiffleball muter.

Already exists. It's called a bat.

[wiffleball 4,640]

A floating roomba to clear my ice hole.

 

 

 

So it doesn't ice up.

[wiffleball 4,640]

A latex, nubbed tongue tip thimble.

 

I call it a Toungle.

 

For when your girl likes rim jobs, but you hate the taste of shiit.

[wiffleball 4,640]

A floating roomba to scare geese out of ponds.

 

Their crap has to be dredged every couple years. And they bully ducks and kids.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,916]

Burkas for all the short bus riders who think they have it bad.

[The PosterFormerlyKnownAs 61]

Still considering a phone app called something like flight grub. (or whatever)

 

Instead of wandering all over the airport - especially if time's tight - you're on a connecting flight, etc.

 

You can place an order for any vendor in a departure airport before you take off, while en-route to the airport, etc.

And somebody shows up at your gate with whatever you want.

Done!

 

 

[Big Guy 1,400]

A floating roomba to clear my ice hole.

 

 

 

So it doesn't ice up.

 

fargin iceholes!

[edjr 5,564]

Or call it Wrap it Up

 

stop stealing ideas from Bobby Valentine