cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 29, 2017 Fock all that manly shiit. Yeah yeah...steaks, and golf and mancaves and all that MMA shiit. Man up on MY trip to the store you focking poosays. 1. Got wood for my daughters lemonade stand im making. 2. Took 30 minutes for me to pick out fabrics for a banner for said stand. 3. Used a sewing machine. Whats the womanest shiit you've done recently?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iam90sbaby 2,125 Posted March 29, 2017 I put the toilet seat down one time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted March 29, 2017 I don't count golf as manly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted March 29, 2017 Snuggled with my poosay last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 29, 2017 Snuggled with my fleshlight last night FIFY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 29, 2017 Home room mom Haha...nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 1. Got wood for my daughters lemonade stand im making. 2. Took 30 minutes for me to pick out fabrics for a banner for said stand. "Yo Ice Tea" "It's lemonade. Lemonade. What's wrong with these people" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted March 29, 2017 Ordered my daughter a makeup kit off amazon. Got here this afternoon and she asked me to play with her with it. I told her Daddy doesn't play with makeup, that's for girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 Spent 5 minutes picking out a bouquet of flowers for my wife yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted March 29, 2017 I do women stuff all the time. I'm domesticated. Cook, clean, dishes, laundry. None of that really bothers me but when I need to dust I feel like such a . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted March 29, 2017 Sat down to pee Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Spent 5 minutes picking out a bouquet of flowers for my wife yesterday. And then right back to mesageboard Trump worship while she was filling the vase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 And then right back to mesageboard Trump worship while she was filling the vase. Nah, I cut em and have them in a vase for her. Speaking of worship, you getting sh!tfaced this weekend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Nah, I cut em and have them in a vase for her. Speaking of worship, you getting sh!tfaced this weekend? I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted March 29, 2017 I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know?woosh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 29, 2017 woosh Lmao..and hes unchallenged mentally here. JFC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 29, 2017 Sat down to pee Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired That doesn't mean you are womanly. It means you are old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted March 29, 2017 Helped my daughter pretend bake a bunch of food. To be honest it didn't have much flavor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted March 29, 2017 I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know? Well, he's talking about your disgusting habit of licking shitholes. Anyway, what about when you did all that coke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 I haven't been drunk in twenty years. Been drunk less than five times in my life. Although I drink socially 2 or 3 times a week. Anything else you'd like to know? Drunk on a $$eating man. So about that claim about anyone here challenging you mentally....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Drunk on a $$eating man. So about that claim about anyone here challenging you mentally....... I don't eat your filthy wife's shitty ass. I eat a clean one. The sh1tfaced thing was lost on me. When you eat pussie, do you consider yourself to be piss eating? If it would help, have your wife PM me. I'll hook her up with my girlfriend for some ass washing tips. She's probably itchy back there. Even if you're too much of a prude to want top pleasure her, she might feel better getting a little cleaned up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,286 Posted March 29, 2017 Used a tissue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 I don't eat your filthy wife's shitty ass. I eat a clean one. The sh1tfaced thing was lost on me. When you eat pussie, do you consider yourself to be piss eating? If it would help, have your wife PM me. I'll hook her up with my girlfriend for some ass washing tips. She's probably itchy back there. Even if you're too much of a prude to want top pleasure her, she might feel better getting a little cleaned up. Try to be sociable and joke with meathead; he gets his feebings hurt for missing joke you've already gotten a time or two before. :crassic: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted March 29, 2017 Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Try to be sociable and joke with meathead; he gets his feebings hurt for missing joke you've already gotten a time or two before. :crassic: Well the offer still stands. My girl is really cool. She'll be happy to help ole' crusty hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus. Explain. Educate me :popcorn: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 Again, I don't think Newbie knows how a Vagina works vs an Anus. He thinks we're pissed off when he just has a sh!tty attitude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,657 Posted March 29, 2017 Explain. Educate me :popcorn: The uretha is a very small hole that leads to the bladder. While some residual urine does find its way to the surrounding area, it's very small. Now the anus has feces pass all over it and around it. There is not an area of the anus that is not in contact with the feces. And if you are putting your fingers or tounge deep into the anal cavity, there is almost no possibility you are not contacting fecal matter. Enjoy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted March 29, 2017 Sat down to pee Fock off it was the middle of the night and I was tired I just lay in bed and let the bag fill up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 The uretha is a very small hole that leads to the bladder. While some residual urine does find its way to the surrounding area, it's very small. Now the anus has feces pass all over it and around it. There is not an area of the anus that is not in contact with the feces. And if you are putting your fingers or tounge deep into the anal cavity, there is almost no possibility you are not contacting fecal matter. Enjoy Hahahahaha. There is no difference between the two. I'm sure there's residual urine there too. A shower after pooping/peeing takes care of both. A bathroom visit right before sex with a wet wipe makes it even cleaner. Please share this info with your wife. It'll also keep her panties from looking like there's bacon in them. I will agree with the deep finger and/or peemus. I'm sure they both have traces on them afterwards. And I don't care. A trip to the bathroom after sex for some soap and water, and I'm good as new. Thanks for attempting to educate, though. It's funny seeing an ex-marine and cop so squeamish about things that women love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 Newbie again shows the brilliance known as Meathead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Newbie again shows the brilliance known as Meathead. I still haven't heard from your wife. Did you even tell her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 928 Posted March 29, 2017 Argued about politics with a bunch of other fags I'm definitely not alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 I still haven't heard from your wife. Did you even tell her? She doesn't want to go anywhere near that septic tongue of yours Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 She doesn't want to go anywhere near that septic tongue of yours That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,814 Posted March 29, 2017 That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it. Jesus dude. Can you take one thread off not being a f****** retard? Christ....every thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted March 29, 2017 That's where you're wrong. She'd LOVE it. I'm sure women are lining up to be with someone who'd degrade themselves so. Google why you feel the need to do that. Freud would have a field day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted March 29, 2017 Jesus dude. Can you take one thread off not being a f****** retard? Christ....every thread. fock you kvnt. Scroll up and retrace the conversation. I took the first dig and totally ignored it. Even pretended to think it was about drinking. Four of you decided to point out that he was talking about sex ( no duh). So don't invite the conversation if you're going to act like a little pussie. In fact, you were one of the ass holes. ROFL. You grow the fock up and maybe I'll stop rubbing your face in your own stupidity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites