I may be having my midlife crisis...

[fandandy 3,311]

 

 

pm'd you my phone number. call with any questions

RING

 

... hello

 

Hey. It's me. My wife is finally asleep.

 

It's 3am.

 

I know. I feel so naughty. What are you wearing?

[cyclone24 1,814]

RING

 

... hello

 

Hey. It's me. My wife is finally asleep.

 

It's 3am.

 

I know. I feel so naughty. What are you wearing?

that actually might be easier than trying to explaining to her you're calling a dude from a lightly trafficked message board

[jerryskids 5,206]

Damn I can see it getting thinner too. Focking sucks

 

Something like this? http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2014/07/Eddie.jpg

 

Also, my hair is thinning and I'm trying to fight it. I use a combo of 2 shampoos to get the ingredients ketoconazole (sp), biotin, and caffeine (I used to get them from one shampoo but they removed the ketoconazole which is perhaps the most important ingredient). Does it work? Fock if I know, but I started it a few years ago when I felt my hair was thinning, and it hasn't thinned any more. In fact the barber still uses those thinning shears on my hair.

 

I also take a biotin supplement. Does it work? See above.

[Bier Meister 1,514]

RING

 

... hello

 

Hey. It's me. My wife is finally asleep.

 

It's 3am.

 

I know. I feel so naughty. What are you wearing?

 

khakis. it's jake from state farm

[mmmmm...beer 691]

 

khakis. it's jake from state farm

She sounds hideous.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

What's worse: you our woman falling apart? Vaginal Laser recuperating or viagra?

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

That hole needs help or you do?

[Voltaire 4,560]

 

I'm 50 on Wednesday.

 

Haven't really thought about it much to be honest. I probably should though.

I hate birthdays that end in a zero.

 

30 was a disaster, 40 almost as bad, not looking at 50 with anything but disdain.

 

[jerryskids 5,206]

What's worse: you our woman falling apart? Vaginal Laser recuperating or viagra?

 

I'd say the woman falling apart. Because if she doesn't feel good about herself, no sexy time for you. The guy however, he can be a hot mess and still bang away.

 

 

[Bier Meister 1,514]

I hate birthdays that end in a zero.

 

30 was a disaster, 40 almost as bad, not looking at 50 with anything but disdain.

 

 

my wife threw a surprise party for me on my 30th at: http://thirstybear.com/

 

small bbq in colorado for my 40th. we had some very good friends in town from california (out for a wedding as well), and one of my oldest friends (grew up together in sf, he now lives in near ft collins)

 

not sure what i'll do for 50th in 2 years..... maybe go to cabo with a few close friends

[Voltaire 4,560]

What's worse: you our woman falling apart? Vaginal Laser recuperating or viagra?

Her. She's filling out.

 

She can't wear her size 0 clothes, is losing her thigh gap, closer to 110 lbs than the 90 she use to be.

 

We went to dinner a couple of weeks ago and one of her old classmates, a man, says "you look good now that you're gaining some weight." I wanted to smack him. STFU talking about somebody else's wife. I didn't want to cause a scene though. Instead I pretended I didn't understand and just seethed.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I'll be forty nine in a few months. Getting old is so much worse than I thought it be. All of these aches and pains. Harder to stay in shape. Wife isn't aging well either. Daughter going to college. I'll probably do something stoopid when I turn fifty.

Like learn how to say "Filet" properly?

 

Sorry..inside joke.

Bunny either dosen't understand the term regionalism, or is just focking with me big time.

Given his intellect, I'm gonna go with the latter...Then again he was pretty drunk. hmmmm

[IGotWorms 3,315]

Her. She's filling out.

 

She can't wear her size 0 clothes, is losing her thigh gap, closer to 110 lbs than the 90 she use to be.

 

We went to dinner a couple of weeks ago and one of her old classmates, a man, says "you look good now that you're gaining some weight." I wanted to smack him. STFU talking about somebody else's wife. I didn't want to cause a scene though. Instead I pretended I didn't understand and just seethed.

 

#humblebrag

[SUXBNME 1,335]

 

I'm 50 on Wednesday.

 

Haven't really thought about it much to be honest. I probably should though.

I turned 50 last month.

It focks with my head every day. Not quite sure why, but it sucks.

You, on the other hand, seem to have your sh1t much more together than I do, so I'm sure you will be just fine with it.

Just a number

[Voltaire 4,560]

 

#humblebrag

It may well seem that way to me and hopefully you, but it's not. If you agree with me then there's two of us. Especially in regards to jerry who calls the look 12 year old boyish.

 

It turns out I'm the one of only one here that likes sizero and thigh gaps and the A4 paper challenge and bikini bridges. Nobody else cares. To me that's what beauty is...

 

People around here like fat asses and such. Who knew? I was never into that.

[cbfalcon 824]

 

We went to dinner a couple of weeks ago and one of her old classmates, a man, says "you look good now that you're gaining some weight." .

Always a funny move to pull. Did she show a little extra enthusiasm later that night? Because that's why I'll tell you I do it

[jerryskids 5,206]

I turned 50 last month.

It focks with my head every day. Not quite sure why, but it sucks.

You, on the other hand, seem to have your sh1t much more together than I do, so I'm sure you will be just fine with it.

Just a number

 

I turned 50 last month.

It focks with my head every day. Not quite sure why, but it sucks.

You, on the other hand, seem to have your sh1t much more together than I do, so I'm sure you will be just fine with it.

Just a number

 

Eh... thanks I guess. I'm not sure how much I have my stuff together, but I don't subscribe to all of this "aches and pains" biotching.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

 

 

Eh... thanks I guess. I'm not sure how much I have my stuff together, but I don't subscribe to all of this "aches and pains" biotching.

Well, I was obviously wrong about you given that you quoted me twice, you dumb fock.

 

Yea, I've got no aches and pains to speak of, but given what I do for a living it does make sense in a strange way

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Here's what freaks me out. Sorta really hitting home hard.

 

My son just hit 13... I was holding him in my arms and I blinked. He'll be to college or the military in 5 years. My girl is going into 3rd grade. I just remember him being there. I'm already getting really sad to see them grow up and leave. I don't feel we have enough time.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

It may well seem that way to me and hopefully you, but it's not. If you agree with me then there's two of us. Especially in regards to jerry who calls the look 12 year old boyish.

 

It turns out I'm the one of only one here that likes sizero and thigh gaps and the A4 paper challenge and bikini bridges. Nobody else cares. To me that's what beauty is...

 

People around here like fat asses and such. Who knew? I was never into that.

I'm with ya volty. The trick is finding those things AND some bewbs. That's the keeper combo.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

I hate birthdays that end in a zero.

 

30 was a disaster, 40 almost as bad, not looking at 50 with anything but disdain.

 

30 didn't bother me much. But 40 is coming in two years, and it can kiss my focking ass.

[penultimatestraw 473]

You only live once. If you really want the Tesla, then get the focking Tesla

Sure, but I feel like a Tesla will do very little for my long term quality of life.

 

How much do they run new?

Base price is 35K. With options they can run 50K. And you can then deduct at maximum $7500 for EV rebate. I wouldn't get much more than the base vehicle, but I told myself years ago I'd never spend more than 20K for a car.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Even if you lived to 88, it's way more than half over because of how fast time feels like it moves at your age. Even faster is still to come

Each year is a smaller and smaller percentage of your lifespan as your grow older. But to be fair, most people don't remember their early childhood.

[penultimatestraw 473]

Her. She's filling out.

 

She can't wear her size 0 clothes, is losing her thigh gap, closer to 110 lbs than the 90 she use to be.

 

We went to dinner a couple of weeks ago and one of her old classmates, a man, says "you look good now that you're gaining some weight." I wanted to smack him. STFU talking about somebody else's wife. I didn't want to cause a scene though. Instead I pretended I didn't understand and just seethed.

Preach brother. My wife has also advanced from 0 to the low single digits. She has a little pooch belly that she isn't embarrassed about one bit. She actually said she wants to gain some weight, which I politely shot down.

 

God damn all the healthy body image, "thick" figured women and the fuckos that lust after them !

[Voltaire 4,560]

Preach brother. My wife has also advanced from 0 to the low single digits. She has a little pooch belly that she isn't embarrassed about one bit. She actually said she wants to gain some weight, which I politely shot down.

 

God damn all the healthy body image, "thick" figured women and the fuckos that lust after them !

We talked about this in another thread recently. She eats what she wants as much as she wants and doesn't exercise. And all her life she'd done that and still stayed thin without any effort. To me, to my eyes, her thinness was such a huge turn on. But as she's past 40 now, the situation's changed with her and she's not done anything to adapt. The pounds are accumulating and since she's never been in the habit of exercising or being mindful about what she eats, she does nothing to counteract it but gripe about clothes she likes that don't fit anymore and having to buy bigger sizes.

 

It's a new thing we're dealing with whereas my weight issues are old news.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I find that I have a stronger desire to mate with just about every half decent woman that walks by. At some point, I will turn into that dirty old man who says those thoughts in my head out loud.

[supermike80 1,286]

I find that I have a stronger desire to mate with just about every half decent woman that walks by. At some point, I will turn into that dirty old man who says those thoughts in my head out loud.

Ha. The true test of being old is doing that and not giving a crap that you are talking out loud

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

Like learn how to say "Filet" properly?

 

Sorry..inside joke.

Bunny either dosen't understand the term regionalism, or is just focking with me big time.

Given his intellect, I'm gonna go with the latter...Then again he was pretty drunk. hmmmm

[fandandy 3,311]

Here's what freaks me out. Sorta really hitting home hard.

 

My son just hit 13... I was holding him in my arms and I blinked. He'll be to college or the military in 5 years. My girl is going into 3rd grade. I just remember him being there. I'm already getting really sad to see them grow up and leave. I don't feel we have enough time.

Did you notice doing things differently with your second child? I only have one (daughter) and I know that if I would have had we had a second, especially far enough away in age, I would really pay more attention and soak it in more when they are babies and toddlers. There was a time I was so looking forward to when she was out of diapers or off formula, and now I would give anything to go back to those times.

[mmmmm...beer 691]

Did you notice doing things differently with your second child? I only have one (daughter) and I know that if I would have had we had a second, especially far enough away in age, I would really pay more attention and soak it in more when they are babies and toddlers. There was a time I was so looking forward to when she was out of diapers or off formula, and now I would give anything to go back to those times.

Sure tried too, but yeah.. work and other BS. I was able to slow down a bit when I got off the road and my team, but missed more than I wanted.

[naomi 343]

Did you notice doing things differently with your second child? I only have one (daughter) and I know that if I would have had we had a second, especially far enough away in age, I would really pay more attention and soak it in more when they are babies and toddlers. There was a time I was so looking forward to when she was out of diapers or off formula, and now I would give anything to go back to those times.

The other day I found a pic of my two year, 5 month old niece in my phone and it's still making me kind of sad thinking about how fast it's going/how she'll never be in the stage in the pic again (probably was 1 1/2 at the time). Big leap in mental growth, and that's cool, but her still-babyish curiosity stage was sweet. Must be a lot tougher being the parent. Jolted me into making sure to make more time.

[vuduchile 1,941]

Did you notice doing things differently with your second child? I only have one (daughter) and I know that if I would have had we had a second, especially far enough away in age, I would really pay more attention and soak it in more when they are babies and toddlers. There was a time I was so looking forward to when she was out of diapers or off formula, and now I would give anything to go back to those times.

Of course you can't relive the past, but today's technology has made it easier than ever before to capture those precious moments in photos of videos.

 

The sheer volume of footage we have on my sons is astounding compared to what exists of me as a kid.

 

I particularly love capturing their expressions and voices in the course of normal conversation when they don't now the video is being recorded.

[BunnysBastatrds 1,920]

Of course you can't relive the past, but today's technology has made it easier than ever before to capture those precious moments in photos of videos.

 

The sheer volume of footage we have on my sons is astounding compared to what exists of me as a kid.

 

I particularly love capturing their expressions and voices in the course of normal conversation when they don't now the video is being recorded.

Very cool that you did that. I spent most of my daughter s accomplishments behind a lense. First steps all the way up to tonight getting her first car and driving off in it the first time. Time flies.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

You dumbasses are missing the big picture here...

Big picture meaning that POSTY HAS HEARD OF FAITH NO MORE