patweisers44 710 Posted November 9, 2017 Parlay New England Patriots-7½-110 New York Jets-2½-115 Minnesota Vikings-1½-110 Risk $120.17 Win $698.67 Bet Placed Thank you, your bet was placed I had .17 cents in my account if it does hit. we should roll over 120 and send him 700 Send 500 and play another parlay on the Monday Night game with the O/U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanil 520 Posted November 9, 2017 Parlay New England Patriots-7½-110 New York Jets-2½-115 Minnesota Vikings-1½-110 Risk $120.17 Win $698.67 Bet Placed Thank you, your bet was placed I had .17 cents in my account if it does hit. we should roll over 120 and send him 700 Ugh... I've never rooted against my Broncos before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruzer 1,993 Posted November 9, 2017 Send 500 and play another parlay on the Monday Night game with the O/U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,226 Posted November 9, 2017 Is that the parlay rholio picked? Still like seattle in that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 9, 2017 Is that the parlay rholio picked? Still like seattle in that yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 9, 2017 Rollio, where do you live? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 460 Posted November 9, 2017 You’ve got nothin on me for bad betting. I could throw a ticker tape parade with the torn up tickets of “lead pipe locks” I’ve lost. It could be raining puzzy and I’d get hit in the face with a dik. I'm not sure if it was because I didn't expect teh funnay in this particular thread, but I absolutely busted out laughing when I read this, and I attracted the attention of my wife (34 C), who also read it and busted out laughing in her usual "I don't approve, but I cannot help laughing because it really was funny as hell" way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted November 9, 2017 Rollio, where do you live? I thought he said he was in West Michigan somewhere. Like Muskegon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 460 Posted November 9, 2017 I saw a standup comic named Slappy White in Vegas once utter a line similar to yours and I laughed my A$$ off. "I could fall into a barrel full of t1ts and come out sucking my own thumb" ROFLMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 9, 2017 I thought he said he was in West Michigan somewhere. Like Muskegon I want to know where I am flying if this is all B.S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted November 9, 2017 I want to know where I am flying if this is all B.S. Fly into Detroit Metro. I live 10 minutes from there. Then its just 2.5 hour drive across the state. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 9, 2017 Fly into Detroit Metro. I live 10 minutes from there. Then its just 2.5 hour drive across the state. I'll bring you and say "Swing away Pat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 9, 2017 My banks fraud prevention just called me. I said I didn't use my card and someone named Ron Hudson had stolen my wallet. Is it just me or does Ron Hudson sound like a pron name? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 9, 2017 Is it just me or does Ron Hudson sound like a pron name? Ron Johnson Hudson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted November 9, 2017 Is it just me or does Ron Hudson sound like a pron name? Ghey Pron name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted November 10, 2017 I'm not sure if it was because I didn't expect teh funnay in this particular thread, but I absolutely busted out laughing when I read this, and I attracted the attention of my wife (34 C), who also read it and busted out laughing in her usual "I don't approve, but I cannot help laughing because it really was funny as hell" way. Why do women have to do that? Pretend that they disapprove of anything edgy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,801 Posted November 10, 2017 Ron Johnson Hudson Ron Johnson works at Pacific Stereo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,420 Posted November 10, 2017 Fly into Detroit Metro. I live 10 minutes from there. Then its just 2.5 hour drive across the state. What city? My wife grew up in Dearborn Heights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMMensaMind 460 Posted November 10, 2017 Why do women have to do that? Pretend that they disapprove of anything edgy? Not sure. I think only certain women who like to pretend they're prim and proper do it. Not sure why they want to be prim and proper either. Germanic demure upbringing, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted November 10, 2017 What city? My wife grew up in Dearborn Heights. I live in Canton. Grew up in Dearborn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted November 10, 2017 I live in Canton. Grew up in Dearborn. Did you ever fock Jerry's wife? Before or after they got married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted November 10, 2017 Ron Johnson works at Pacific Stereo. Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted November 10, 2017 Did you ever fock Jerry's wife? Before or after they got married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 10, 2017 ATS, I like: AZ +6.5 Cleveland +11.5 Minny -1.5 Shoulda listened to me on AZ last night. You'd be 1 millionth of the way to a new lung or something. The line actually moved to 7 so I jumped on it. Good luck rholio! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
listen2me 23 1,583 Posted November 10, 2017 3 road favorites....parlayed? YIKES, someone grab the wheel from this guy! But seriously, good luck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alias Detective 1,197 Posted November 10, 2017 3 road favorites....parlayed? YIKES, someone grab the wheel from this guy! But seriously, good luck And piss poor odds, naturally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,226 Posted November 11, 2017 Shoulda listened to me on AZ last night. You'd be 1 millionth of the way to a new lung or something. The line actually moved to 7 so I jumped on it. Good luck rholio! i had seattle -6 on mybookie so i lucked out with a push on my ATS and my parlay 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,801 Posted November 11, 2017 Ron Johnson, Audio Consultant Glad somebody caught that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 13, 2017 Logged into my bovada account and it's empty. Guess we lost I knew I should have just booked the bet myself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted November 13, 2017 Logged into my bovada account and it's empty. Guess we lost I knew I should have just booked the bet myself You win some, you lose some. Still plenty of opportunities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 13, 2017 You win some, you lose some. Still plenty of opportunities. I booked a 3 team parlay for WW a few months back. Was only 20 bucks, the motherfocker hit of course -140 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 933 Posted November 13, 2017 Rholio picked the Jets? Does he want to die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 13, 2017 Rholio picked the Jets? Does he want to die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted November 13, 2017 Maybe scratch offs this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted November 13, 2017 Maybe scratch offs this week? scratch and sniff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted January 23, 2019 https://sports.bovada.lv/football any geek that wants to donate (paypal) $21 and let rholio place a bet. (extra $1 because bovada charges a 5.9 fee on all deposits) I will book the bet on Bovada and if it wins, donate the winnings to his go fundme. Straight up or parlay If it loses, we will try again next week. everyone can offer advice but rholio has final say. If you are interested, say IN and I will message you the paypal. in edjr - paid 21 strike - paid 21 Voodoo - paid 21 pat - paid 22 Cruz - paid 21 kANAL - paid 21 hey pat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality 2,711 Posted January 23, 2019 Rholio picked the Jets? Does he want to die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 933 Posted January 23, 2019 Now I feel like an ass, more then usual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,734 Posted January 23, 2019 Now I feel like an ass, more then usual I thought you ded? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites