penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 13, 2018 Hopefully a false alarm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted January 13, 2018 Guessing since every news station isn't blaring it.. probably nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,312 Posted January 13, 2018 So, is everyone currently underneath a school desk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted January 13, 2018 Meh. Just be glad Trump is in charge if it's anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted January 13, 2018 It's just a Hoshizaki Convention.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 Yea it was a mistake. False alarm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted January 13, 2018 Yea it was a mistake. False alarm What a sbithole of a warning system. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted January 13, 2018 What a sbithole of a warning system. Focking racist!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 350 Posted January 13, 2018 Nice way to wake up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted January 13, 2018 Fixed it by playing tic tac toe? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,813 Posted January 13, 2018 Fixed it by playing tic tac toe?Shall we play a game? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 13, 2018 Yep. False alarm. They say you have 10 - 15 minutes to react in a true launch, so waiting for the news to report it probably isnt a great strategy. Not really sure what the best course of action is - I filled bathtub with water, got headlamps, lighter and life straws, and moved away from the windows. Im sure some of you fvckos have bunkers and would prep your weapons. Anyone know if there is SOP for a nuclear strike? ETA And post on a lightly trafficked sh!thole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted January 13, 2018 Anyone know if there is SOP for a nuclear strike? Fock the hottest woman you can find in 30 seconds and hope you cvm before you die? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,475 Posted January 13, 2018 Yep. False alarm. They say you have 10 - 15 minutes to react in a true launch, so waiting for the news to report it probably isnt a great strategy. Not really sure what the best course of action is - I filled bathtub with water, got headlamps, lighter and life straws, and moved away from the windows. Im sure some of you fvckos have bunkers and would prep your weapons. Anyone know if there is SOP for a nuclear strike? ETA And post on a lightly trafficked sh!thole Come clean to your wife that you never really loved her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 Yep. False alarm. They say you have 10 - 15 minutes to react in a true launch, so waiting for the news to report it probably isnt a great strategy. Not really sure what the best course of action is - I filled bathtub with water, got headlamps, lighter and life straws, and moved away from the windows. Im sure some of you fvckos have bunkers and would prep your weapons. Anyone know if there is SOP for a nuclear strike? ETA And post on a lightly trafficked sh!thole Yea. You head to a fallout shelter. Your house isnt going to withstand that. Have a bugout bag ready to go in case of such things. Theres usually fallout shelters around towns. I know where the closest one is to me so I figure a place like Hawaii thats close to countries that could/would bomb us has plenty of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-Points 2,813 Posted January 13, 2018 ETA And post on a lightly trafficked sh!thole <------- TP twirl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted January 13, 2018 Pen, if youre looking for the most up-to-date news on trump before the nuke disintegrates you, this is your place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted January 13, 2018 Come clean to your wife that you never really loved her? I wonder how many people "came clean" to their spouses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Pickles 10 Posted January 13, 2018 It's all TRUMPS fault! Trump did it! It's all because of TRUMP Sincerely, Wiffletard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted January 13, 2018 The boy who cried nuke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,461 Posted January 13, 2018 ETA And post on a lightly trafficked sh!thole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted January 13, 2018 But past the jokes...thats seriously focked up. Need to get our together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted January 13, 2018 Its just Trump focking around with Obamas fake birth state. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,461 Posted January 13, 2018 One theory is that there was a missile and we shot it down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 935 Posted January 13, 2018 Aloha means goodbye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 One theory is that there was a missile and we shot it down. Nah. If thats true then whoever shot it would be about to catch hell from Mattis. That guy doesnt fock around and would light whoever shot it up Well....that and Trump wouldnt be able to resist tweeting about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 350 Posted January 13, 2018 One theory is that there was a missile and we shot it down. Maybe a test fire that was too close for comfort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 350 Posted January 13, 2018 Jake Tapper on Twitter: "So sorry for all the people in Hawaii who went through that — we know someone who’s there with her family. Crying in closet texting goodbyes to loved ones, husband shielding their baby. Sounds traumatic. Hang in there, folks." Maureen McCormack: "My family in #Hawaii got a phone alert and hid in the bathroom w kids for a good 10 minutes thinking “This is going to be it” So terrifying!" Puts pen coming here in perspective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 13, 2018 Jake Tapper on Twitter: "So sorry for all the people in Hawaii who went through that — we know someone who’s there with her family. Crying in closet texting goodbyes to loved ones, husband shielding their baby. Sounds traumatic. Hang in there, folks." Maureen McCormack: "My family in #Hawaii got a phone alert and hid in the bathroom w kids for a good 10 minutes thinking “This is going to be it” So terrifying!" Puts pen coming here in perspective. You guys make me feel safe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 Apparently Im finding out a lot of people have no clue about fallout shelters in towns. They usually have one at courthouses and libraries. Usually a little sign outside the building thats yellow or orange saying that theres a fallout shelter. Since youre in Hawaii Pen thats good knowledge to have. When I was at Lackland it was considered a big target for missiles. Not only are there multiple military bases there but its also training bases. Add to the fact that there are actual nukes there (yes that is an accurate statement) and it makes it a big potential target. Since then Ive made it a habit to find the nearest fallout shelter closest to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted January 13, 2018 It's all TRUMPS fault! Trump did it! It's all because of TRUMP Sincerely, Wiffletard Trump was golfing at the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,081 Posted January 13, 2018 Jake Tapper on Twitter: "So sorry for all the people in Hawaii who went through that we know someone whos there with her family. Crying in closet texting goodbyes to loved ones, husband shielding their baby. Sounds traumatic. Hang in there, folks." Maureen McCormack: "My family in #Hawaii got a phone alert and hid in the bathroom w kids for a good 10 minutes thinking This is going to be it So terrifying!" Puts pen coming here in perspective. Focking snowflakes and their look at me moment. You're in Hawaii. If it's your time , might as well die sitting on a beach drinking a beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted January 13, 2018 Sounds like the finger-pointing has already started feds are blaming the states on this case estate. Hawaii. And apparently this type of warning only goes out once they hear from Western command. So the good news is, it's either somebody who works for a y or somebody who works for the federal government. So that narrows it down quite a bit. Unless the system was hacked. In which case it's neither of them. Hope that makes you feel better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted January 13, 2018 Trump was golfing at the time It's the only place the Democrats cant listen in on him using their illegally obtained Fisa warrants. Can't blame him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penultimatestraw 473 Posted January 13, 2018 Apparently Im finding out a lot of people have no clue about fallout shelters in towns. They usually have one at courthouses and libraries. Usually a little sign outside the building thats yellow or orange saying that theres a fallout shelter. Since youre in Hawaii Pen thats good knowledge to have. When I was at Lackland it was considered a big target for missiles. Not only are there multiple military bases there but its also training bases. Add to the fact that there are actual nukes there (yes that is an accurate statement) and it makes it a big potential target. Since then Ive made it a habit to find the nearest fallout shelter closest to meOnly 3 on Oahu, and two are inaccessible. They’ve previously released a statement that the shelters are impractical for the island. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djgb13 2,338 Posted January 13, 2018 Only 3 on Oahu, and two are inaccessible. Theyve previously released a statement that the shelters are impractical for the island. That blows. Being where Im at I dont really have much to worry about. Places like NY and Florida would be more of a target than the Carolinas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,914 Posted January 13, 2018 Do you have a boat or plane? I would take yours, or steal one, and go. Bring some food and water of course. You may want to practice this a few times...just in case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,032 Posted January 13, 2018 I'm guessing hack. Imagine this occurred while the stock market was open? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted January 13, 2018 Nothing happened, shocker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites