cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 12, 2018 http://tribunist.com/news/teen-trapped-in-van-outside-school-calls-911-tell-my-mom-i-love-her-if-i-die/ Got crushed by his own seat. Do you think they were leather or....?? (Joke is too easy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 12, 2018 2018....a Deadly Odessey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted April 12, 2018 I really want to know how a capable teenager got stuck to the point he couldn’t free himself. I need a full logistics report. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted April 12, 2018 Here is something we can all get behind... Ban Minivans!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 6,013 Posted April 12, 2018 Car seats - 1 Muslim refugees in the US - 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 12, 2018 Leather seats or? You get it right? Because his last name was plush? So like maybe his seats were plush? You get it right? Right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 720 Posted April 12, 2018 Leather seats or? You get it right? Because his last name was plush? So like maybe his seats were plush? You get it right? Right? Like those sweet seats in my Grandfathers Caddy in the 80s and 90s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,034 Posted April 13, 2018 Mohamed Noor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted April 13, 2018 This is why I hate remakes. The original Christine was hella cooler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted April 13, 2018 Look, if you died by minivan. You kind of needed killing. At least mom doesn't have to keep buying Tide Pods anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,632 Posted April 13, 2018 I'm having a really hard time imagining how this is even possible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,034 Posted April 13, 2018 I think the automatic seat didn't stop and crushed him against the steering wheel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted April 13, 2018 I didn't know Honda still made Crossover products. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,632 Posted April 13, 2018 I'm having a really hard time imagining how this is even possible. I went looking and found this: http://www.wzzm13.com/mobile/article/news/nation-now/heres-how-seat-flipped-in-honda-odyssey-like-the-one-used-by-trapped-teen-in-fatal-accident/465-0d23167c-0c94-40f5-a378-940f34bd45c5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,696 Posted April 13, 2018 I went looking and found this: http://www.wzzm13.com/mobile/article/news/nation-now/heres-how-seat-flipped-in-honda-odyssey-like-the-one-used-by-trapped-teen-in-fatal-accident/465-0d23167c-0c94-40f5-a378-940f34bd45c5 Nice find. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted April 13, 2018 Leather seats or? You get it right? Because his last name was plush? So like maybe his seats were plush? You get it right? Right? This has public education written all over it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted April 13, 2018 That story doesn't seem real in the least bit. If it actually is, holy fvcking shlt at the massive amount of phail from everyone involved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thornton Melon 549 Posted April 13, 2018 I went looking and found this: http://www.wzzm13.com/mobile/article/news/nation-now/heres-how-seat-flipped-in-honda-odyssey-like-the-one-used-by-trapped-teen-in-fatal-accident/465-0d23167c-0c94-40f5-a378-940f34bd45c5 We used to have an Odyssey, and I know the back seat couldnt topple over like that just from someone leaning on it. Hell, I even used to lean over it to reach down like this kid did. IIRC, there is a latch near the bottom of the back seat that the kid wouldve had to pull first for this to happen. Or, maybe the seat wasnt secured properly down from the last time it had been flipped back up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,034 Posted April 13, 2018 Why is a teenager driving a Van like that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted April 13, 2018 Why didnt they contact this kids parents? He's a focking student?? This story annoyingly doesn't make any focking sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 13, 2018 Why didnt they contact this kids parents? He's a focking student?? This story annoyingly doesn't make any focking sense After school hours.....may not have been anyone at the school to answer and place a call. Im still surprised a seat that could be rocked back into that position was impossible to wriggle free from. The tragic part of this is some kid didnt get to play his tennis match against him that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 13,034 Posted April 13, 2018 I also think the cops showed up but didn't take a good look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted April 13, 2018 After school hours.....may not have been anyone at the school to answer and place a call. Im still surprised a seat that could be rocked back into that position was impossible to wriggle free from. The tragic part of this is some kid didnt get to play his tennis match against him that night. Why didn't 911 contact them? He seemed lucid and able to communicate his situation pretty well. Tell my parents I am in the school parking lot, here is their number, here is where they work, here is my home address. Some heads need to roll for this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted April 13, 2018 I see my father like 3, 4 times a year and he lives in Maine and we rarely talk. if I called him and told him I needed him,, he'd have made the trek. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 13, 2018 Yeah there's way too many things that just don't make sense. If you have tennis right after school and you don't show up why did it take 5 hours later for someone to go oh you know what he wasn't here today for his match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,512 Posted April 13, 2018 Affirmative Action strikes again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voltaire 4,632 Posted April 13, 2018 Why is a teenager driving a Van like that? He's 16. Mom or dad upgrades, you get whatever mom/dad have available, and you say thank you, shut up, and be happy about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 13, 2018 He's 16. Mom or dad upgrades, you get whatever mom/dad have available, and you say thank you, shut up, and be happy about it. Well.... Until the car kills you. Guessing your appreciation level goes down a smidge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,654 Posted April 13, 2018 Well.... Until the car kills you. Guessing your appreciation level goes down a smidge. That kid should be grateful that he even had a car that could kill him in the first place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 13, 2018 That kid should be grateful that he even had a car that could kill him in the first place True. Ungrateful shiit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,320 Posted April 13, 2018 I'm having a really hard time imagining how this is even possible. Yeah this is what the Daily Mail has: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/13/13/4B1DCEBF00000578-5612179-image-a-2_1523623760937.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 4,196 Posted April 13, 2018 Focking awful story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baker Boy 1,512 Posted April 13, 2018 Focking awful story. Just another example of the incompetency of the Government Work Force. This is what happens when you put unqualified people in important positions. It is time to raise our standards America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 196 Posted April 13, 2018 Maybe he was trying to hump the back seat when no one was looking. Dude will have taken autoerotic asphyxiation to new levels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyclone24 1,838 Posted April 13, 2018 Just another example of the incompetency of the Government Work Force. This is what happens when you put unqualified people in important positions. It is time to raise our standards America. MAGA?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,784 Posted April 13, 2018 heard the 911 calls. The kid couldn't reach his phone, so he used siri to call. he couldn't hear the 911 operator, so she thought the call wasn't real. Guess I should turn siri on, never know when a 911 operator will ignore me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites