MDC 5,895 Posted December 9, 2018 Seemed fine, had dinner and then went to a local tree lighting where he was singing with his classmates. Started complaining about a headache on the way home. Then came in, said MY HEAD HURTS! and puked up Elliots pizza all over the floor. Then all over the rug. Then the sofa. So my wife got him in the bath, picked up chunks of puke off the floors / furniture, mopped the floors and finally just got him into bed. Now Im sitting here drinking a beer and I can still faintly smell puke in the room. How was your night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted December 9, 2018 Not as good as yours. The power of christ compels you!!! Bring in an excorcist. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filthy Fernadez 2,696 Posted December 9, 2018 Seemed fine, had dinner and then went to a local tree lighting where he was singing with his classmates. Started complaining about a headache on the way home. Then came in, said MY HEAD HURTS! and puked up Elliots pizza all over the floor. Then all over the rug. Then the sofa. So my wife got him in the bath, picked up chunks of puke off the floors / furniture, mopped the floors and finally just got him into bed. Now Im sitting here drinking a beer and I can still faintly smell puke in the room. How was your night? TRASH CAN SIZE?!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted December 9, 2018 Seemed fine, had dinner and then went to a local tree lighting where he was singing with his classmates. Started complaining about a headache on the way home. Then came in, said MY HEAD HURTS! and puked up Elliots pizza all over the floor. Then all over the rug. Then the sofa. So my wife got him in the bath, picked up chunks of puke off the floors / furniture, mopped the floors and finally just got him into bed. Now Im sitting here drinking a beer and I can still faintly smell puke in the room. How was your night? Ouch, that sucks. I can't recall any of my kids ever doing something like that. Thank goodness since my wife hates puke with the passion of a thousand burning sons. So I probably would have had to clean it up... My night is just starting; drinking a glass of wine and waiting for dinner, watching Coyotes vs. Sharks because that Heisman show was hella boring. ETA: Hope he is alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted December 9, 2018 Ouch, that sucks. I can't recall any of my kids ever doing something like that. Thank goodness since my wife hates puke with the passion of a thousand burning sons. So I probably would have had to clean it up... My night is just starting; drinking a glass of wine and waiting for dinner, watching Coyotes vs. Sharks because that Heisman show was hella boring. ETA: Hope he is alright. Hes not much of a puked but the other time I remember and this time he just opened his mouth without leaning forward at all and it all came out. He had 3 bouts of it last time it was pure pink liquid - bile? Gave him ice chips and hes asleep next to me on the couch. Hes fine thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted December 9, 2018 That sounds alarmingly like a concussion, ask him if he hit his head at any point..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 9, 2018 Did you help your wife? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted December 9, 2018 Did you help your wife? Yeah sorry - she got him into the bath, I scraped chunk of puke off the floor and mopped the floors. A true team effort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 9, 2018 Yeah sorry - she got him into the bath, I scraped chunk of puke off the floor and mopped the floors. A true team effort. Good man. Hope your son feels better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted December 9, 2018 Not as good as yours. The power of christ compels you!!! Bring in an excorcist. Dr. Evil Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted December 9, 2018 Well that blows chunks 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted December 9, 2018 Hes not much of a puked but the other time I remember and this time he just opened his mouth without leaning forward at all and it all came out. He had 3 bouts of it last time it was pure pink liquid - bile? Gave him ice chips and hes asleep next to me on the couch. Hes fine thanks. Glad to hear. Get some Pedialyte and introduce it when he wakes up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naomi 343 Posted December 9, 2018 Thank goodness since my wife hates puke with the passion of a thousand burning sons. Poor kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mmmmm...beer 691 Posted December 9, 2018 God do I remember that... my boy totally projectile puled all over me at a resturaunt. As I wasn't a fucken heathan I held him close so it was just on me and I and some poor little girl didn't have to hose down the Olive Garden... but ya... the joys of parenthood. How bout that shotgun toddlershits on the carpet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 9, 2018 That sounds alarmingly like a concussion, ask him if he hit his head at any point..... This. Headache followed by puking don't sound too good to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drobeski 3,061 Posted December 9, 2018 Probably finally just hit the poor kid who is dad is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shotsup 832 Posted December 9, 2018 Im 17 miles from Fishtown- my 16 year old drank more beers then you and puked less then you your son (no puking) Good times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,209 Posted December 9, 2018 Poor kids Oops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted December 10, 2018 Elios? no focking wonder! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mighty_thor 115 Posted December 10, 2018 When my son was about 4, we were on vacation sitting down to eat in a restaurant and he was really quiet. We just finished ordering and I looked at him and asked him if he was OK and he just let loose with a massive amount of puke, all over the place in this tightly packed restaurant. It was actually kind of funny to observe all the different reactions from the other diners. Sympathy, disgust, indifference, outrage. We just got up, washed him off in the bathroom, took the food to go and he was perfectly fine after puking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted December 10, 2018 Elios? no focking wonder! That's what they serve for school lunch, isn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,551 Posted December 10, 2018 That's what they serve for school lunch, isn't it? not even good enough for a GF review Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 861 Posted December 10, 2018 That's what they serve for school lunch, isn't it? i think even they banned it sometime around '89 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites