Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2019 Yeah, I will pass on getting this close to a 20 foot great white. Any of you crazy enough to do this? https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/massive-great-white-shark-spotted-near-hawaii/vi-BBSorpg?ocid=spartanntp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2019 That biotch is crazy and hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2019 That biotch is crazy and hot. thought you might like that part too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2019 and marine biologist too. Wood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cdub100 3,384 Posted January 18, 2019 That biotch is crazy and hot. And the human ain't bad either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSB2424 3,083 Posted January 18, 2019 I would entertain the thought of being in one of those cages and shark watching. That would be a rush, but you'd be in a steel cage. Free diving? Hell no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 Great link. I remember the footage of Deep Blue from Mexico a few years ago. Kind of dumb of the newscaster to call DB the biggest shark in the world though. It may be the biggest great white but whale sharks grow to 50 feet or more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted January 18, 2019 Many times when fishing the rigs off Texas there are also spearfishermen fishing the internal structure of the rig. Any time a decent tiger shark rolls around those spearfisherman are out of the water FAST. Those tiger sharks are only 8-12 feet. A 20 foot shark would look huge underwater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bostonlager 2,465 Posted January 18, 2019 Everyone knows sharks do not like the taste of humans. Let's see her pet a grizzly bear on the belly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TimmySmith 2,782 Posted January 18, 2019 Crap is she hot. Much hotter than her sister Garbagedump Ramsey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2019 No focking way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12th Man 884 Posted January 18, 2019 That biotch is crazy and hot. She's not into short, balding salesmen. Sorry Willy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 12th Doosh isnt afraid to swim with sharks, in his imagination. In real life hes afraid to make eye contact with girls or change his shirt in the locker room after gym class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 That biotch is crazy and hot. Seriously. First thing I noticed was her ass In scuba pants. Then I realized there's a big fish nearby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 18, 2019 Seems suspicious. The young lady (is that okay Gillette?) said this "Great White" is just like a "Big Grandma Shark." Those Big Grandma Sharks are harmless, so I don't see what the big deal is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 Many times when fishing the rigs off Texas there are also spearfishermen fishing the internal structure of the rig. Any time a decent tiger shark rolls around those spearfisherman are out of the water FAST. Those tiger sharks are only 8-12 feet. A 20 foot shark would look huge underwater. I watch the news cast this morning where they whipped out the tape measure. You think you know what 20 feet is. But the visual on that was pretty damn scary. Just the size of the Jaws alone, you realize that shark could bite you literally in half with one chomp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2019 She's not into short, balding salesmen. Sorry Willy! Describing yourself manbun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted January 18, 2019 Yeah, I will pass on getting this close to a 20 foot great white. Any of you crazy enough to do this? Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. Uh GWs have full on eaten people so I wouldnt bank on them deciding they dont like the taste of human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2019 Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. Good thing she wasn't on the rag. I'd be like chumming the waters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2019 Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. Sure. Of course, you are relying on some animal with a brain the size of a pea to not make a mistake and have his/her 4,000 psi bite not kill you. The problem is, even if they don't have a desire to eat you, by the time they figure out you aren't a seal, you may have already exsanguinated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 1,652 Posted January 18, 2019 A shark that size probably burns more calories feeding and digesting a human that it can provide. They need high fat meals Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. ...says dawn brancheau... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 A shark that size probably burns more calories feeding and digesting a human that it can provide. They need high fat meals Like drobeski? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 A shark that size probably burns more calories feeding and digesting a human that it can provide. They need high fat meals ... But healthy fats. Fuckr probably goes through a lot of avocado toast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted January 18, 2019 A shark that size probably burns more calories feeding and digesting a human that it can provide. They need high fat meals So the majority of the GC members shouldn't go swimming with a great white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 Uh GWs have full on eaten people so I wouldnt bank on them deciding they dont like the taste of human. Yeah, these are the discerning eaters that have eaten license plates, bicycles, you name it. But I'm counting on this one to sniff out whether or not I'm taste Worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 So the majority of the GC members shouldn't go swimming with a great white. That's why I always go diving with a quart of milk. Everybody knows sharks are lactose intolerant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted January 18, 2019 Uh GWs have full on eaten people so I wouldnt bank on them deciding they dont like the taste of human. Maybe in Jaws. In the real world they don't eat people. They bite people. May rip an arm or leg off, but once they realize what they have bitten into, they let go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,646 Posted January 18, 2019 Maybe in Jaws. In the real world they don't eat people. They bite people. May rip an arm or leg off, but once they realize what they have bitten into, they let go You know what, that's a distinction without a difference. I'm not going to take a hell of a lot of comfort as I bleed out from my femoral artery that all of me isn't headed down a sharks lower intestine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 Maybe in Jaws. In the real world they don't eat people. They bite people. May rip an arm or leg off, but once they realize what they have bitten into, they let go White sharks actually have eaten people even though its jot their preferred diet. And ftheir method of attack is a devastating first bite then circling until you bleed to death. So I would not to swim with curious sharks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted January 18, 2019 White sharks actually have eaten people even though its jot their preferred diet. And ftheir method of attack is a devastating first bite then circling until you bleed to death. So I would not to swim with curious sharks. No, they actually haven't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 18, 2019 No, they actually haven't. How do you know that these people have not been eaten by a Great White? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:People_lost_at_sea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,895 Posted January 18, 2019 No, they actually haven't. Its rare but it happens: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1243355/As-swimmer-eaten-alive-Great-White-chilling-evidence-humans-blame-Have-turned-sharks-maneaters.html They usually dont because a white shark will strike and then wait for prey to bleed to death; people usually get hauled out of the water before they come back. But there are instances of sharks partly consuming people / shark attack victims dragged off and the remains arent found. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,592 Posted January 18, 2019 Yes. 100% I am hoping to plan a trip to Cali to cage dive with them. I would do this. They only bite people they think they are seals/food. Don't irritate them and or dress and act like a seal and you're good. thank god she's not playing the horns or balancing my balls on her nose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 18, 2019 When did ed become a shark expert? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted January 18, 2019 https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/_8BGGRln8No6nhoO1c0wWn0Src0UmYyIKbX6-7oyLCjMVZ74jmEhaCMF57gKTBvv8AQmIhP4VYcvq4I=w1200-h630-n-k-no-nu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vuduchile 1,941 Posted January 18, 2019 1100 men went into the water. 316 come out. Sharks took the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites