Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 8, 2020 Just now, Fireballer said: Damn silverback convention in here I remember a time back in the 2000s when I couldn't wait to get to work, log in here and see what would happen next. I still laugh about some of those jihads we pulled and the petitions we signed, like the Dale Earnhardt one. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,422 Posted July 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: I remember a time back in the 2000s when I couldn't wait to get to work, log in here and see what would happen next. I still laugh about some of those jihads we pulled and the petitions we signed, like the Dale Earnhardt one. Those were good days when there was enough quality content for a lurker like me to enjoy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 8, 2020 6 minutes ago, Fireballer said: Those were good days when there was enough quality content for a lurker like me to enjoy And Guess the Geek. I've met prolly a dozen Geeks over the years. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 8, 2020 11 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: I remember a time back in the 2000s when I couldn't wait to get to work, log in here and see what would happen next. I still laugh about some of those jihads we pulled and the petitions we signed, like the Dale Earnhardt one. Yep. People would look at me like I was crazy because I would be laughing my ass off back then. Those were good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Yep. People would look at me like I was crazy because I would be laughing my ass off back then. Those were good times. Great flame wars back then over everything from steak to politics. The fresh, funny content just kept coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Great flame wars back then over everything from steak to politics. The fresh, funny content just kept coming. Steak. Wasn't Mephisto the first person to ever be banned from here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 768 Posted July 8, 2020 Who gives their cat an STD? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, cmh6476 said: Who gives their cat an STD? Your Mom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 8, 2020 1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said: Your Mom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,400 Posted July 8, 2020 Any chance OP just wanted a thread title that rhymed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 9, 2020 Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MDC 5,941 Posted July 9, 2020 16 minutes ago, fandandy said: Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. We all got old and laugh less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 3,400 Posted July 9, 2020 56 minutes ago, fandandy said: Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. It was much funnier. Before politics took it over 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nzoner 936 Posted July 9, 2020 I remember some good music discussions with him. R.I.P. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 Even though it was due to sad circumstances, it was nice to have Rusty visit. I was hoping he may stick around. This place would be a lot more entertaining if he did. To me, he was the biggest loss this board has had. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 16 hours ago, MDC said: We all got old and laugh less. IDK. Back before they sent us home to work, I used to laugh my ass off with my co workers. Alot of it was at my expense because I was the oldest of the group, but I didn't mind. It was fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 67 Posted July 9, 2020 1 hour ago, The Elevator Killer said: Even though it was due to sad circumstances, it was nice to have Rusty visit. I was hoping he may stick around. This place would be a lot more entertaining if he did. To me, he was the biggest loss this board has had. You speak the truth my faithful Indian companion! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, HTH said: You speak the truth my faithful Indian companion. Tonto no have forked tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiPolarBear 476 Posted July 9, 2020 Ted lived in Benbrook, TX for a while. He said it socked. It does. RIP, brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,067 Posted July 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: IDK. Back before they sent us home to work, I used to laugh my ass off with my co workers. Alot of it was at my expense because I was the oldest of the group, but I didn't mind. It was fun. My team gives our manager a lot of sh*t because he's the youngest and, like you, he doesn't mind. But always remember the mantra of the New York Friar's club: We only Roast those that we love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Strike said: My team gives our manager a lot of sh*t because he's the youngest and, like you, he doesn't mind. But always remember the mantra of the New York Friar's club: We only Roast those that we love. Yep. This is true. And I do give it back to them. It's fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 9, 2020 19 hours ago, fandandy said: Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. There were a lot of hilarious posters on here. Posty's legendary insensitive comments on the Dale Earnhardt tribute petition were a scream. One of the funniest things to do was sign up for and troll other boards. We called that jihads. Some of the most memorable included the infidelity board, the tropical fish board and the infamous run-in with the Curlies. For the infidelity board, I signed up as some guy who worked as a male housemaid and kept getting into situations where he was bonking the wives at the houses he cleaned. He said it had become an addiction and asked for help on getting out of these situations. Of course, the infidelity board posters were all offended and attacked him. I signed up as One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish for the fish forum asked a bunch of stupid questions about how to care for a large-mouth bass in my fish tank. The Curlies one was a forum for women with naturally curly hair. We started going to town over there (me as Pecos Twila with really huge hair), but it became clear in a hurry that we'd met our match with this bunch. Then someone from this board ratted us out, and they all came swooping down over here, and hilarity ensued. Mephisto wound up hooking up and marrying one of them. Maybe a half dozen of them are Facebook friends today. Guess the Geek was always a hit. I hadn't wandered over here from the main board yet, but I did get to read the entirety of what might have been the greatest all-time FFToday thread, which was the unfolding of events on Sept. 11, 2001. It was a chilling, poignant read. A lot of air went out of the sails during the bitter political arguments of 2004 and 2008. The hamster on the wheel powering FFToday died and took a bunch of classic threads with it. Memory recalls the board being down for a long, long time, so a lot of the old timers just kind of lost interest and drifted away. I haven't been around here much in recent years, but I still post my annual fantasy football rankings as The Soilost every year on the main board, and every year a few suckers take it seriously. And I still haven't gotten my focking FFToday T-shirt from Mike. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 9, 2020 Also, there have been some classic Geek meets over the years. A bunch of us met at some dilapidated shack on an East Texas lake, drank beer, played poker and went out on some boat. Burt had sent me a National Weather Service balloon, and the next morning we used a large helium tank to fill up that monstrous focker and set it free. We watched that thing for like half an hour as it soared into the heavens. It wouldn't surprise me if it were still circling the Earth. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,309 Posted July 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Memory recalls the board being down for a long, long time, so a lot of the old timers just kind of lost interest and drifted away. Yeah Latin Pimp was a bad time... It was at least 4+ months I think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted July 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: There were a lot of hilarious posters on here. Posty's legendary insensitive comments on the Dale Earnhardt tribute petition were a scream. One of the funniest things to do was sign up for and troll other boards. We called that jihads. Some of the most memorable included the infidelity board, the tropical fish board and the infamous run-in with the Curlies. For the infidelity board, I signed up as some guy who worked as a male housemaid and kept getting into situations where he was bonking the wives at the houses he cleaned. He said it had become an addiction and asked for help on getting out of these situations. Of course, the infidelity board posters were all offended and attacked him. I signed up as One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish for the fish forum asked a bunch of stupid questions about how to care for a large-mouth bass in my fish tank. The Curlies one was a forum for women with naturally curly hair. We started going to town over there (me as Pecos Twila with really huge hair), but it became clear in a hurry that we'd met our match with this bunch. Then someone from this board ratted us out, and they all came swooping down over here, and hilarity ensued. Mephisto wound up hooking up and marrying one of them. Maybe a half dozen of them are Facebook friends today. Guess the Geek was always a hit. I hadn't wandered over here from the main board yet, but I did get to read the entirety of what might have been the greatest all-time FFToday thread, which was the unfolding of events on Sept. 11, 2001. It was a chilling, poignant read. A lot of air went out of the sails during the bitter political arguments of 2004 and 2008. The hamster on the wheel powering FFToday died and took a bunch of classic threads with it. Memory recalls the board being down for a long, long time, so a lot of the old timers just kind of lost interest and drifted away. I haven't been around here much in recent years, but I still post my annual fantasy football rankings as The Soilost every year on the main board, and every year a few suckers take it seriously. And I still haven't gotten my focking FFToday T-shirt from Mike. Man, I wish I had been around for some of that stuff. Thanks for sharing this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, fandandy said: Man, I wish I had been around for some of that stuff. Thanks for sharing this. It was non stop hilarity some days. Just thread after thread. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,067 Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, fandandy said: Man, I wish I had been around for some of that stuff. Thanks for sharing this. The fish forum Jihad is the only one I participated in, and it was epic. I with Mike hadn't deleted the thread. We were posting here what we posted there and enjoying what everyone else was doing over there. The only person who didn't like it was Gobbledog, who actually had an account there and used that forum. He got banned there because of us. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Strike said: The fish forum Jihad is the only one I participated in, and it was epic. I with Mike hadn't deleted the thread. We were posting here what we posted there and enjoying what everyone else was doing over there. The only person who didn't like it was Gobbledog, who actually had an account there and used that forum. He got banned there because of us. I didn't know about Gobbles. I go to an Elvis bootleg board that would be great. Talk about dorks. OMG. From around the world. But if you think this place is light traffic, that place is really slow. Some are somewhat normal, but a lot are just idiots. They quote movie lines and song and , trying to be like Elvis I guess. Dude. That's was a character he played in a movie. That wasn't him. Quoting that does not make you like Elvis. You will never be like Elvis because well you are a focking dork. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackal 4 Posted July 10, 2020 So sad. I was in a couple leagues with him and remember talking to him once or twice on the phone. Great guy. And Rusty, thanks for bringing up all those memories! Also "Sipppah Cup", "Guess what NFL Player I Am", "Mookie's uncle and the gallon of milk challenge".....and all the flame wars between Meph, Megla, Torrid, posty, Rusty, stick, Gutter, etc. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted July 10, 2020 Don't know why but I'm just now seeing this, RIP Ted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jackal said: So sad. I was in a couple leagues with him and remember talking to him once or twice on the phone. Great guy. And Rusty, thanks for bringing up all those memories! Also "Sipppah Cup", "Guess what NFL Player I Am", "Mookie's uncle and the gallon of milk challenge".....and all the flame wars between Meph, Megla, Torrid, posty, Rusty, stick, Gutter, etc. For some reason the whole is it a moth or a humming bird saga came to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted July 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Jackal said: So sad. I was in a couple leagues with him and remember talking to him once or twice on the phone. Great guy. And Rusty, thanks for bringing up all those memories! Also "Sipppah Cup", "Guess what NFL Player I Am", "Mookie's uncle and the gallon of milk challenge".....and all the flame wars between Meph, Megla, Torrid, posty, Rusty, stick, Gutter, etc. Yeah, sippah cup was a classic. I just remembered Caller of the Day, chronicling all those crazy phone calls I'd get in the Buttmont newsroom. Ju Day. ken8080. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Yeah, sippah cup was a classic. I just remembered Caller of the Day, chronicling all those crazy phone calls I'd get in the Buttmont newsroom. Ju Day. ken8080. Caller of the day was awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackal 4 Posted July 10, 2020 32 minutes ago, Rusty Syringes said: Yeah, sippah cup was a classic. I just remembered Caller of the Day, chronicling all those crazy phone calls I'd get in the Buttmont newsroom. Ju Day. ken8080. Cotd was great, as was Ju-day!! Posted that awful pic of herself, and then "supposedly" got killed by a window air conditioner falling on her haid!! Also GiantsFan claims of heroism on 911 and the GFIAP moniker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HTH 67 Posted July 10, 2020 On 7/9/2020 at 4:25 PM, Rusty Syringes said: There were a lot of hilarious posters on here. Posty's legendary insensitive comments on the Dale Earnhardt tribute petition were a scream. One of the funniest things to do was sign up for and troll other boards. We called that jihads. Some of the most memorable included the infidelity board, the tropical fish board and the infamous run-in with the Curlies. For the infidelity board, I signed up as some guy who worked as a male housemaid and kept getting into situations where he was bonking the wives at the houses he cleaned. He said it had become an addiction and asked for help on getting out of these situations. Of course, the infidelity board posters were all offended and attacked him. I signed up as One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish for the fish forum asked a bunch of stupid questions about how to care for a large-mouth bass in my fish tank. The Curlies one was a forum for women with naturally curly hair. We started going to town over there (me as Pecos Twila with really huge hair), but it became clear in a hurry that we'd met our match with this bunch. Then someone from this board ratted us out, and they all came swooping down over here, and hilarity ensued. Mephisto wound up hooking up and marrying one of them. Maybe a half dozen of them are Facebook friends today. Guess the Geek was always a hit. I hadn't wandered over here from the main board yet, but I did get to read the entirety of what might have been the greatest all-time FFToday thread, which was the unfolding of events on Sept. 11, 2001. It was a chilling, poignant read. A lot of air went out of the sails during the bitter political arguments of 2004 and 2008. The hamster on the wheel powering FFToday died and took a bunch of classic threads with it. Memory recalls the board being down for a long, long time, so a lot of the old timers just kind of lost interest and drifted away. I haven't been around here much in recent years, but I still post my annual fantasy football rankings as The Soilost every year on the main board, and every year a few suckers take it seriously. And I still haven't gotten my focking FFToday T-shirt from Mike. Good Times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted July 11, 2020 On 7/9/2020 at 4:43 PM, Strike said: The fish forum Jihad is the only one I participated in, and it was epic. I with Mike hadn't deleted the thread. We were posting here what we posted there and enjoying what everyone else was doing over there. The only person who didn't like it was Gobbledog, who actually had an account there and used that forum. He got banned there because of us. During the fish forum jihad, I was copying and pasting several paragraphs of GiantsFan rambling nonsense and posing it as a question. It took maybe half a dozen posts before they decided that it was inappropriate for their fish focking bored. Which was very disappointing, as I advocated for sex with fish. As did GiantsFan. Maybe it was an octopus. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,662 Posted July 11, 2020 On 7/8/2020 at 6:10 PM, fandandy said: Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. After 9/11, everything changed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGodfather414 4 Posted July 15, 2020 Oh wow, I have not been paying attention to the board over the past couple of weeks and I am just now seeing this. This is my longest running fantasy league. When I "met" most of you I was just a kid fresh out of college. Although we have never met, I feel like many of you are family. Ted was a big part of this family and he will be missed. RIP Ted! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Elevator Killer 497 Posted July 15, 2020 On 7/8/2020 at 8:10 PM, fandandy said: Didn't know him but he sounds like a good dude. RIP. I also love hearing, again, about how awesome this place used to be back in the day by geeks who are here now and were here then. What happened, did the one funny guy leave? I'm assuming that it was never as great as you guys remember. We lost a lot of talent to the sanctuary. IMO Rusty was the biggest loss. But there were a lot of others that hurt as well. It really was a very entertaining place to come to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted July 15, 2020 32 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: We lost a lot of talent to the sanctuary. IMO Rusty was the biggest loss. But there were a lot of others that hurt as well. It really was a very entertaining place to come to. Now it is a political shithole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites