Ancestry DNA results are in!

[edjr 7,016]

https://i.postimg.cc/d1krR7HF/DNAOrigins.jpg

 

I am 1% more Indian than Granny Warren.   time to start putting that on applications. 

of course I am 1% jew too 

 

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,579]

15 minutes ago, edjr said:

https://i.postimg.cc/d1krR7HF/DNAOrigins.jpg

 

I am 1% more Indian than Granny Warren.   time to start putting that on applications. 

of course I am 1% jew too 

 

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

Same with mine lol. I was told I was Irish and I had zero yet 20% scot 

[edjr 7,016]

Just now, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Same with mine lol. I was told I was Irish and I had zero yet 20% scot 

 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,579]

Just now, edjr said:

 

First thing I did was order a kilt. But being a geek club member I couldn’t find one long enough

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

100% ghey, though. NTTAWWT

[DonS 3,330]

3 minutes ago, Patriotsfatboy1 said:

100% ghey, though. NTTAWWT

He already knew that after taking an AIDS test. 

[Hardcore troubadour 16,007]

I don’t see color. 

[fandandy 3,314]

Focking jews  

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,340]

16 minutes ago, DonS said:

He already knew that after taking an AIDS test. 

edjr: AIDS?  But I ain't no homosexual!

society:  Sure you're not a homosexual.

[TimHauck 3,383]

55 minutes ago, edjr said:

https://i.postimg.cc/d1krR7HF/DNAOrigins.jpg

 

I am 1% more Indian than Granny Warren.   time to start putting that on applications. 

of course I am 1% jew too 

 

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

Jewish isn’t a race 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

24 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I don’t see color. 

Could be a sign of COVID. T&P’s.  

[peenie 2,004]

Any of you have African DNA?

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

5 minutes ago, peenie said:

Any of you have African DNA?

We're all black from the waist down.

Credit scores and criminal records are white though.

[Gladiators 2,035]

7 minutes ago, peenie said:

Any of you have African DNA?

No, but I identify as African when I see a potential benefit.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,433]

27 minutes ago, peenie said:

Any of you have African DNA?

Probably. Do you have any Italian in you?

[edjr 7,016]

1 hour ago, DonS said:

He already knew that after taking an AIDS test. 

[edjr 7,016]

32 minutes ago, peenie said:

Any of you have African DNA?

If I saw that on my DNA, I'd be hanging in the garage right now.

[DonS 3,330]

35 minutes ago, edjr said:

If I saw that on my DNA, I'd be hanging in the garage right now.

From a Bubba Wallace garage door loop? 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

https://i.postimg.cc/d1krR7HF/DNAOrigins.jpg

 

I am 1% more Indian than Granny Warren.   time to start putting that on applications. 

of course I am 1% jew too 

 

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

Time to take the potato out of your azz and buy a kilt 

[Cloaca du jour 2,157]

I'm as white as they come.  4 inches of raging blue steel proves that.  I wish I wasn't circumcised, I lost an inch.

[MDC 8,065]

3 hours ago, edjr said:

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

No excuse for your tiny weiner now.

[DonS 3,330]

Just now, MDC said:

No excuse for your tiny weiner now.

One example of white privilege that sucks.

 

[edjr 7,016]

27 minutes ago, MDC said:

No excuse for your tiny weiner now.

Not my fault your a55hole was so loose

[Rusty Syringes 479]

I would have figured you for a mineral, like sodamite or cornholite.

[Mike Honcho 5,541]

3 hours ago, edjr said:

https://i.postimg.cc/d1krR7HF/DNAOrigins.jpg

 

I am 1% more Indian than Granny Warren.   time to start putting that on applications. 

of course I am 1% jew too 

 

My whole life I have been telling people I am irish and I have been celebrating on St. Patricks day. What a kick in the balls to find out it's Scottish

You said you were from Boston---now you're from Italy and Scotland, how can we believe anything you say. 

[edjr 7,016]

8 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

You said you were from Boston---now you're from Italy and Scotland, how can we believe anything you say. 

[Cdub100 3,996]

24 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

You said you were from Boston---now you're from Italy and Scotland, how can we believe anything you say. 

That's the jew in him.

[Gladiators 2,035]

Gotta admit I was sweating a bit when I clicked on the link. I thought it might tell you who your father is.

[GobbleDog 1,017]

Go back to Scotland ya damn Jew!

Probably the first time anyone ever said that.   

[edjr 7,016]

1 hour ago, GobbleDog said:

Go back to Scotland ya damn Jew!

Probably the first time anyone ever said that.   

[Hardcore troubadour 16,007]

The Scottish and Irish were lumped in together by anti-immigrants. They couldn’t do the same with other white immigrants because of different languages. Just like all Asians and Blacks and Latinos are lumped together. Mmmm Racism!

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

8 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

I'm as white as they come.  4 inches of raging blue steel proves that.  I wish I wasn't circumcised, I lost an inch.

You wanna feel good about your cack size, come to Asia. In America, it was nothing special. Just a touch north of average. Nothing a girl would tell her friends about either way.

Here, every time I've whipped it out, they say "wow! So big!"

Its good for the ego.

[fandandy 3,314]

1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

You wanna feel good about your cack size, come to Asia. In America, it was nothing special. Just a touch north of average. Nothing a girl would tell her friends about either way.

Here, every time I've whipped it out, they say "wow! So big!"

Its good for the ego.

If I travel with just a carry on what should I pack?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,007]

4 minutes ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

You wanna feel good about your cack size, come to Asia. In America, it was nothing special. Just a touch north of average. Nothing a girl would tell her friends about either way.

Here, every time I've whipped it out, they say "wow! So big!"

Its good for the ego.

Hookers always say that. 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just now, fandandy said:

If I travel with just a carry on what should I pack?

Condoms. The ones here are... Snug.

Bangkok or Phnom Phen would be your best bets. The latter literally sells pills (uppers, downers, viagra) and weed on the back page of the menu at bars. It's a beautiful place.

Sadly I had my wife with me in both places.

I really regret not going there single.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Hookers always say that. 

The ones I met in the US didn't.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,007]

Just now, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

The ones I met in the US didn't.

Lol 

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just now, Hardcore troubadour said:

Lol 

US hookers are hilarious btw. I had some really funny conversations with the three hookers I patronized back home.

Here of course I generally have no focking clue what they're saying.

[fandandy 3,314]

1 minute ago, titans&bucs&bearsohmy! said:

Condoms. The ones here are... Snug.

Bangkok or Phnom Phen would be your best bets. The latter literally sells pills (uppers, downers, viagra) and weed on the back page of the menu at bars. It's a beautiful place.

Sadly I had my wife with me in both places.

I really regret not going there single.

I was joking.  I have seen some Youtube videos from those places.  That's sad what those poor girls go through.  

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Just now, fandandy said:

I was joking.  I have seen some Youtube videos from those places.  That's sad what those poor girls go through.  

I know you were.

And yeah, it's a very focked up place. Cambodia especially. The girls are basically sold by their fathers into wh0redom.