Most memorable advertising jingles?

[5-Points 3,529]

32 minutes ago, MDC said:

You replied to me first!  

I care. 

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

Michelob Light, for the winners.

Hears to good friends, tonight is kinda special,

the beer we’ll pour, must say something more , 

so tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

Schaefer, is the, one beer to have, when you’re, having more than one. 

[5-Points 3,529]

 

[Old School 360]

I still sing the Frito Bandito. 
 

It was kinda sad when that got “cancelled”

[Djgb13 2,339]

 

[porkbutt 893]

58 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Toys-R-Us theme song

My Buddy theme song

i sing my buddy to my son all the time

 

[nzoner 937]

If a slogan counts then it's..."Where's The Beef!?"

 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLA

[JustinCharge 2,397]

I want my

I want my

I want my MTV

[JustinCharge 2,397]

like a good neighbor

your mom is there

[JustinCharge 2,397]

THE ACTION

THE ENERGY

AS WE WATCH THE BEST EXCEL

THIS IS THE NFL!

 

[Utilit99 4,099]

At 4 in the morning while you're in bed

The local dealers are cooking meth

And that is the reason your brain is fried

The wholesome crack that crackheads rely.

c-r-a-k-h-e-d

c-r-a-k-h-e-d

c-r-a-k-h-e-d

Crackhead Dead

[TBayXXXVII 2,545]

3 hours ago, vuduchile said:

1 877 KARS FOR KIDS

K 

A

R

S

Kars for kids

1 877 KARS FOR KIDS.... Donate your car today.

 

I hear that 20 times a day on Satellite Radio

[5-Points 3,529]

 

[The Elevator Killer 554]

My bologna has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R....

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

My bologna has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R....

 

My stalker has a first name, it’s P-O-S-T-Y .....

[DonS 3,292]

4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

My bologna has a first name, It's O-S-C-A-R....

 

Your mother has a first name, it's D-I-R-T-Y

Your mother has a second name, it's W-H-O-R-E

 

[The Elevator Killer 554]

4 minutes ago, DonS said:

Your mother has a first name, it's D-I-R-T-Y

Your mother has a second name, it's W-H-O-R-E

 

She focks DonS with a strap on everyday 

And if you ask her why she'll say

"Because Dons Butth0le has a way

To make you feel like you're throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

[DonS 3,292]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

She focks DonS with a strap on everyday 

And if you ask her why she'll say

"Because Dons has a way

To make you feel like you're throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

Outstanding! 

 

[The Elevator Killer 554]

4 minutes ago, DonS said:

Outstanding! 

 

[fandandy 3,313]

You guys are SO immature.

[frank 2,306]

2 hours ago, Djgb13 said:

 

A few years ago I think I posted here that I would punch that guy if I ever see him. 

[frank 2,306]

22 minutes ago, fandandy said:

You guys are SO immature.

I don’t remember that one. 

[Djgb13 2,339]

1 hour ago, frank said:

A few years ago I think I posted here that I would punch that guy if I ever see him. 

 You hate him that much?  

[The Elevator Killer 554]

37 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

 You hate him that much?  

Some people just affect you that way. I hate Owen Wilson and I can't even tell you why. But if he's in a movie, I'm out. 

[frank 2,306]

1 hour ago, Djgb13 said:

 You hate him that much?  

I’m not clicking on that video because I have managed to forget the song but I remember it was terrible and on all the time. I think there were a few different songs. I wanted to kill those guys. 

[frank 2,306]

7 hours ago, 5-Points said:

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

[frank 2,306]

 

[fandandy 3,313]

8 minutes ago, frank said:

I’m not clicking on that video because I have managed to forget the song but I remember it was terrible and on all the time. I think there were a few different songs. I wanted to kill those guys. 

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.

So, why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea  

 

[BiPolarBear 485]

6 hours ago, listen2me 23 said:

Mentos the freshmaker with the guy running around is the one that comes to mind from my youth 

 

[Djgb13 2,339]

52 minutes ago, frank said:

I’m not clicking on that video because I have managed to forget the song but I remember it was terrible and on all the time. I think there were a few different songs. I wanted to kill those guys. 

Lol they were on ALL the time. They are catchy as hell, get stuck in your head, and are aggravating as fock  

[frank 2,306]

1 hour ago, fandandy said:

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.

So, why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity

Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea  

 

You’re lucky that didn’t work.

[frank 2,306]

21 minutes ago, Djgb13 said:

Lol they were on ALL the time. They are catchy as hell, get stuck in your head, and are aggravating as fock  

Things are so much better these days. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scoop! There it is!

 

[jerryskids 6,797]

Murca.  

 

[Hardcore troubadour 15,430]

21 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Murca.  

 

Wow. There were white people in commercials back then. And now Toyota is more American than GM. 

[Utilit99 4,099]

 

[Djgb13 2,339]

2 hours ago, frank said:

Things are so much better these days. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scoop! There it is!

 

Yep. That was back when I was playing college ball. During practice we’d sing the song loud while shagging balls to try and get the guy batter to fock up  Man those were good days

[Mike Isles 583]

A lot of these were Not jingles. 

[frank 2,306]

1 minute ago, Mike Isles said:

A lot of these were Not jingles.