fandandy 3,311 Posted December 19, 2021 There is no logical reason to share anything personal here aside from the fact that I must love to be kicked square in the nuts by you dolts, but, woka woka woka. I have been laid more times in the past week than since GW was president and that is no bullshit. Suck it, losers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,519 Posted December 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, fandandy said: There is no logical reason to share anything personal here aside from the fact that I must love to be kicked square in the nuts by you dolts, but, woka woka woka. I have been laid more times in the past week than since GW was president and that is no bullshit. Suck it, losers. Dude. If you have to put air in your "girlfriend", you don't actually have a "girlfriend". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 19, 2021 Just now, EternalShinyAndChrome said: Dude. If you have to put air in your "girlfriend", you don't actually have a "girlfriend". It's a blowup doll. Oh OK. So my bed is not a "bed" either? Idiot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 2,519 Posted December 19, 2021 Just now, fandandy said: Oh OK. So my bed is not a "bed" either? Idiot. A bathroom stall with a hole in the wall is NOT a bed and that lever you're pulling on is not the bedroom door lock. We all know the last time you got a piece of a$$ was when your finger broke thru the toilet paper - you can't fool us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,650 Posted December 19, 2021 Is she a single mom? They are usually desperate. Hit it then quit it. Unless she has a house and you need a place to stay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fandandy 3,311 Posted December 19, 2021 You guys are SO immature. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 1,904 Posted December 19, 2021 God exists…and he does answer prayers!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utilit99 4,099 Posted December 19, 2021 What was her name before he transitioned. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTSkiBum 1,594 Posted December 19, 2021 Congrats and don't fock it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 19, 2021 Does she work at the same candy store you work at ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,514 Posted December 19, 2021 Gloria asked me to let you know that she is only looking for booty calls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted December 19, 2021 Can size? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Can size? ‘Skids. Asking the right questions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted December 19, 2021 So, fandandy is the ghey. Oh. "dandy". D'oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted December 19, 2021 1 hour ago, fandandy said: There is no logical reason to share anything personal here aside from the fact that I must love to be kicked square in the nuts by you dolts, but, woka woka woka. I have been laid more times in the past week than since GW was president and that is no bullshit. Suck it, losers. Also, being pegged for 16 hours with a 2 foot long parsnip doesn't count as "been laid" by most folks. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted December 19, 2021 I thought you were ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorepatrol 1,737 Posted December 19, 2021 1 hour ago, phillybear said: Also, being pegged for 16 hours with a 2 foot long parsnip doesn't count as "been laid" by most folks. I almost beat off to that. Almost 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Isles 583 Posted December 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, shorepatrol said: I thought you were ghey #metoo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DonS 3,067 Posted December 19, 2021 2 hours ago, phillybear said: Also, being pegged for 16 hours with a 2 foot long parsnip doesn't count as "been laid" by most folks. Parsnips: nature's underrated d1ldo substitute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted December 19, 2021 They are overrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,332 Posted December 19, 2021 Serious good for you man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted December 19, 2021 Has she left you yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdGang 312 Posted December 19, 2021 11 hours ago, fandandy said: There is no logical reason to share anything personal here aside from the fact that I must love to be kicked square in the nuts by you dolts, but, woka woka woka. I have been laid more times in the past week than since GW was president and that is no bullshit. Suck it, losers. How much did that cost you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
