Just booked a Flight to Vegas in June to golf with Bert !

[edjr 7,034]

You only get one chance living in this crazy world.

I turn 50 on June 22. What a great birthday present for me!! 

Assuming I make it to June 22.

@Bert    <----------------------------

[MTSkiBum 1,626]

[Bert 1,129]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

You only get one chance living in this crazy world.

I turn 50 on June 22. What a great birthday present for me!! 

Assuming I make it to June 22.

@Bert    <----------------------------

I probably should have warned you.  The last time I met a geek in Vegas I ended up in the hospital!  

[edjr 7,034]

1 minute ago, Bert said:

I probably should have warned you.  The last time I met a geek in Vegas I ended up in the hospital!  

Did the hot dog go in frozen?

[Bert 1,129]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

Did the hot dog go in frozen?

  No waaaaaaay too much Vodka, rum and tequila!!!  The other guy ended up getting diagnosed with cancer!

[TimmySmith 2,783]

7 minutes ago, Bert said:

The other guy ended up getting diagnosed with cancer!

Fingers crossed!   

[edjr 7,034]

6 minutes ago, TimmySmith said:

Fingers crossed!   

HAHAHA!!    Well played Sir.

[porkbutt 897]

no friends in real life?

[edjr 7,034]

Just now, porkbutt said:

no friends in real life?

Not till we meet  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(they all poor)

[jerryskids 7,194]

1 hour ago, Bert said:

I probably should have warned you.  The last time I met a geek in Vegas I ended up in the hospital!  

Geez, I don't remember this!   

Also I've been golfing a lot since the start of the year, so I'm tempted to invite myself to this meat.  But Vegas casinos/clubs would suck in my condition; it would be too loud and I basically couldn't talk.  So I'd probably bow out.  But thanks for the pretend invite!   

[IGotWorms 4,063]

6 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Geez, I don't remember this!   

Also I've been golfing a lot since the start of the year, so I'm tempted to invite myself to this meat.  But Vegas casinos/clubs would suck in my condition; it would be too loud and I basically couldn't talk.  So I'd probably bow out.  But thanks for the pretend invite!   

Well this is awkward

[jerryskids 7,194]

1 minute ago, IGotWorms said:

Well this is awkward

What, that I caught cancer from Bert?  It's something I prefer not to discuss, TYVM.

[IGotWorms 4,063]

Just now, jerryskids said:

What, that I caught cancer from Bert?  It's something I prefer not to discuss, TYVM.

https://www.insider.com/anal-cancer-caused-by-hpv-marcia-cross-speaks-out-2019-6?amp
 

Just sayin

[jerryskids 7,194]

14 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

https://www.insider.com/anal-cancer-caused-by-hpv-marcia-cross-speaks-out-2019-6?amp
 

Just sayin

Mine is in my throat.   

[edjr 7,034]

27 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Geez, I don't remember this!   

Also I've been golfing a lot since the start of the year, so I'm tempted to invite myself to this meat.  But Vegas casinos/clubs would suck in my condition; it would be too loud and I basically couldn't talk.  So I'd probably bow out.  But thanks for the pretend invite!   

You should come just to hang out for some drinks, would love to meet you before cancer takes you. I am a hugger. FYI

[Bert 1,129]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Geez, I don't remember this!   

Also I've been golfing a lot since the start of the year, so I'm tempted to invite myself to this meat.  But Vegas casinos/clubs would suck in my condition; it would be too loud and I basically couldn't talk.  So I'd probably bow out.  But thanks for the pretend invite!   

Would be happy to have you join us!  

[edjr 7,034]

8 minutes ago, Bert said:

Would be happy to have you join us!  

8======>   <======8

I better slow down or porkbutt will be begging to come too

[wiffleball 4,797]

I shared a room with Bert in Vegas one time. He spent the majority of the time in bed with Ebola. 

 

.. at least I think that was her name. I ended up getting a handy from her gf  chlamydia.

 

 

[wiffleball 4,797]

2 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Geez, I don't remember this!   

Also I've been golfing a lot since the start of the year, so I'm tempted to invite myself to this meat.  But Vegas casinos/clubs would suck in my condition; it would be too loud and I basically couldn't talk.  So I'd probably bow out.  But thanks for the pretend invite!   

It's quiet on the golf course.  

 

 

Have you learned nothing from your experience man? This is a great opportunity. Jump at it. Stop looking for reasons not to do something. This would be great for everybody.

[edjr 7,034]

2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

I shared a room with Bert in Vegas one time. He spent the majority of the time in bed with Ebola. 

 

.. at least I think that was her name. I ended up getting a handy from her gf  chlamydia.

 

 

I think her name was Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola - 

[Bier Meister 1,774]

3 hours ago, Bert said:

I probably should have warned you.  The last time I met a geek in Vegas I ended up in the hospital!  

it was 1 drink!

[wiffleball 4,797]

4 hours ago, Bert said:

I probably should have warned you.  The last time I met a geek in Vegas I ended up in the hospital!  

That's what happens when you party with Bill Cosby.

[Bier Meister 1,774]

3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

That's what happens when you party with Bill Cosby.

unsolicited pudding pop?

[patweisers44 872]

I guess i am lucky, the only thing Bert gave me in Vegas was a wrister under the blackjack table.

Seriously Ed....enjoy. Bert's a good egg.

[wiffleball 4,797]

6 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

 

. Bert's a good egg.

Is that a Crack about his head?

[Hardcore troubadour 16,032]

I’ll chip in to send Wiffleball. I got the first hundred. 

[Bert 1,129]

52 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Is that a Crack about his head?

It would have to be an ostrich egg. 

[cyclone24 1,940]

If my 50th birthday involves any of you…my birthday will also have my suicide. 
 

I love you. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,706]

 Can I partake in this. I’ll be in phoenix and Denver on those dates. I can loop over to Vegas. Where are y’all staying???

[jerryskids 7,194]

15 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Can I partake in this. I’ll be in phoenix and Denver on those dates. I can loop over to Vegas. Where are y’all staying???

Hmm, this reminds me that my wife and I are thinking of a hiking trip to Utah in June (Bryce/Zion/Glen Canyon area) and we tossed around returning through Vegas to extend the trip.

Also I turn 55 in July so an early birfday trip for me as well.  Hard to believe I'm only 5 years older than edjr.  In my head I'm twice his age, which was probably true when we both started posting here.   

[Bier Meister 1,774]

20 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Can I partake in this. I’ll be in phoenix and Denver on those dates. I can loop over to Vegas. Where are y’all staying???

Hmmmm

 

 

[Gladiators 2,035]

Look at me!!!

[Gepetto 1,469]

My uncle just got a hole in one today in Vegas.  

[Bier Meister 1,774]

1 minute ago, Gepetto said:

My uncle just got a hole in one today in Vegas.  

bubbles the cigarette lady doesn't count

[Gepetto 1,469]

Just now, Bier Meister said:

bubbles the cigarette lady doesn't count

huh?

[Bier Meister 1,774]

1 minute ago, Gepetto said:

huh?

she gives it away to everyone

[Bert 1,129]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Can I partake in this. I’ll be in phoenix and Denver on those dates. I can loop over to Vegas. Where are y’all staying???

I have no problem with that.  I don't know. Casino host is going to get back to me about what she can do for extra rooms.

[Bier Meister 1,774]

9 hours ago, edjr said:

You only get one chance living in this crazy world.

I turn 50 on June 22. What a great birthday present for me!! 

Assuming I make it to June 22.

@Bert    <----------------------------

dates of trip?

 

We have a lacrosse tournament in Lake Tahoe  6/18-19

[shorepatrol 1,871]

7 hours ago, edjr said:

You should come just to hang out for some drinks, would love to meet you before cancer takes you. I am a hugger. FYI

 Mouth hugs? 

[dain11279 985]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Hmm, this reminds me that my wife and I are thinking of a hiking trip to Utah in June (Bryce/Zion/Glen Canyon area) and we tossed around returning through Vegas to extend the trip.

 

If you end up doing Angels Landing I’d love to hear a recap